If you're having girl problems I bad for you son I got ninety nine but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat that want ta make sure my casket's closed Rap critics say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are If you grew up with holes in your You'd celebrate the minute you was dough I'm "Fuck critics" you can kiss my whole asshole If you like my lyrics, you can press fast forward? Got beef with radio if I play they show They don't play my hits, well, I don't a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't know you take me as Or understand the that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't I got ninety nine problems but a ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch one If you having girl I feel bad for you son I got nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
'94 and my trunk is raw In my view mirror is the motherfucking law I got two choices y'all, over the car or, hmm, on the devil, put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no highway with Jake Plus I got a few dollars I could the case So I, pull over to the of the road I heard "Son, do you why I'm stopping you for?" Cause I'm and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I like a mind reader, sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess mo? "Well you was fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh "License and registration and out of the car "Are you carrying a on you, I know a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers "Well do you mind if I look the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the and the back And I know my so you goin' need a warrant for that "Aren't you as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something? "Somebody or something?" Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I a little bit Enough that you illegally search my shit "Well we'll see how smart you are the K-9 come" I got nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a ain't one If you having girl I feel bad for you son I got nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I bad for you son I got nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a not too long ago A nigga like had to strong arm a ho This is not a ho in the of having a pussy But a pussy having no sense try and push me I to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord Pray for 'em, some fools just love to perform You know the type, as a motorbike But bust a grape in a fruit fight The thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and He and his goin' be yapping to the captain And there I go in the Kit Kat again Back the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the scratching again Paparazzi's with they cameras, them D.A. to give a nigga shaft again Half a mil for bail I'm African All because this fool was them to play the boy like he's saccharine But nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got ninety nine problems a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine but a bitch ain't one If you having girl I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a ain't one If you having problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a bitch one, hit me
Having problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems and a bitch one
You're crazy for this one, Rick, your boy