If you're having problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety problems but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat that want ta make sure my casket's closed Rap that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood, type of facts are those? If you grew up holes in your zapatos You'd the minute you was having dough I'm like "Fuck critics" you can kiss my whole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast Got beef with if I don't play they show They don't play my hits, well, I don't a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't know what you me as Or understand the intelligence that has I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't I got ninety nine problems but a ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine but a bitch ain't one If you having girl I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Year's '94 and my is raw In my view mirror is the motherfucking law I got two choices y'all, over the car or, hmm, Bounce on the devil, put the to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase Jake Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the So I, pull over to the of the road I "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my real low Or do I look like a reader, sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess mo? "Well you was doing in the fifty-four", uh huh "License and registration and out of the car "Are you carrying a weapon on you, I a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of shit, all my legit "Well do you mind if I around the car a little bit?" my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back And I know my rights so you goin' a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of or something? "Somebody or something?" Child, I ain't the bar, but I know a little bit that you won't illegally search my shit "Well see how smart you are when the K-9 come" I got ninety problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch one If you having girl problems I bad for you son I got ninety nine but a bitch ain't one, hit me
nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I bad for you son I got ninety nine but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Now upon a time not too long ago A nigga myself had to strong arm a ho is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and me I tried to ignore 'em, to the Lord Pray for 'em, cause fools just love to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight The thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and He and his boys be yapping to the captain And there I go in the Kit Kat again through the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the floor again Paparazzi's with they cameras, them D.A. tried to give a shaft again Half a mil for bail cause I'm All because fool was harassing them Trying to play the boy he's saccharine But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I my gun I got ninety nine problems being a bitch one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch one If you having girl I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch one If you having girl I feel bad for you son I got nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Having problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems and a ain't one
You're for this one, Rick, it's your boy