If you're having girl I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat Foes that want ta make sure my casket's Rap critics say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are If you grew up with holes in zapatos You'd celebrate the you was having dough I'm like "Fuck critics" you can kiss my asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast Got beef with radio if I don't play they don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't what you take me as Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has I'm from rags to riches, I ain't dumb I got nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a ain't one, hit me
Year's '94 and my is raw In my rear view mirror is the law I got two choices y'all, pull the car or, hmm, on the devil, put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no highway with Jake Plus I got a few dollars I could the case So I, pull over to the of the road I heard "Son, do you why I'm stopping you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's low Or do I look like a mind reader, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I some mo? "Well you was fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh "License and and step out of the car "Are you a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers "Well do you mind if I around the car a little bit?" Well my glove is locked, so is the trunk and the back And I know my so you goin' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You type of lawyer or something? "Somebody or something?" Child, I passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't search my shit "Well see how smart you are when the K-9 come" I got ninety problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a ain't one, hit me
Ninety problems but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a not too long ago A nigga myself had to strong arm a ho This is not a ho in the sense of a pussy But a pussy having no goddamn try and push me I tried to 'em, talk to the Lord Pray for 'em, cause some fools just to perform You know the type, as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit The only thing that's happen is I'ma get to clapping and He and his boys be yapping to the captain And I go trapped in the Kit Kat again Back through the system with the riff again Fiends on the floor again Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping D.A. tried to a nigga shaft again Half a mil for cause I'm African All because fool was harassing them Trying to play the boy like he's But ain't nothing sweet how I hold my gun I got ninety nine problems a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine but a bitch ain't one If you having problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a bitch one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Having girl problems I bad for you son I got nine problems and a bitch ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Rick, your boy