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"99 Problems (Remix)" Videos
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If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like "Fuck critics" you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward?
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't dumb
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
"License and registration and step out of the car
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
"Somebody important or something?"
Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
Pray for 'em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and
He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping them
D.A. tried to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassing them
Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got ninety nine problems being a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems and a bitch ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Rick, it's your boy
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171 songs
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- i just died 2007
- Dear Summer 2010
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- Can I Get A... (Unedited Version) 2006
- Clique 2012
- Hello Brooklyn 2007
- Jungle Remix 2014
- Ignorant S--- 2007
- Most Kingz 2010
- American Dream 2007
- Money Ain't A Thing 2006
- Beware of The Boys 2007
- Swagga Like Us 2008
- History 2008
- Say Hello to the Bad Guy 2007
- My President (remix) 2009
- Brooklyn We Go Hard 2008
- $100 Bill 2013
- Frontin 2007
- Interlude (in The Black Album) 2007
- La, La, La 2008
- Already Home 2009
- H.O.V.A. 2008
- Hard Knock Life (ghetto Anthem) 2006
- What We Talkin' About 2009
- Oceans 2013
- Do Anything 2007
- On The Run 2013
- Watch The Throne 2011
- 99 Problems (Remix) 2009
- Big Pimpin' (extended Version) 2006
- Crown 2013
- Lost One 2007
- Encore vs Numb 2007
- Ride Or Die 2006
- I'm On The Rock 2008
- I Miss You Remix 2007
- American Gangster 2007
- Jigga My Nigga 2006
- Murder Marcyville (South Philly Niggaz) 2006
- Stranded (Haiti Mon Amour) 2010
- We Made It 2014
- Stream Of Consciousness (Freestyle) 2015
- Magna Carta Holy Grail 2013
- F*ckwithmeyouknowigotit 2013
- Excuse Me Miss Again 2007
- Death Of Autotune 2009
- Brooklyn (Jim Jones Diss) 2006
- A Billi 2008
- Love For Free 2006
- Nickles & Dimes 2013
- Early This Morning 2006
- Moon And The Sky 2011
- Crew Love 2006
- I Just Wanna Love You (give It To Me) 2006
- I Hear Yall 2007
- In My Lifetime 2006
- Crazy in love 2007
- Who You Wit 2007
- Tom Ford Remix 2013
- A Million And One Questions Rhyme No More (intro) 2006
- 20 Bag Shorty 2007
- Beach Is Better (Interlude) 2013
- Intro (american Gangster) 2007
- Bk Anthem 2008
- Respect 2007
- You're Welcome 2008
- Dead Presidents (part 1) 2006
- Break Up To Make Up 2006
- Wishing on a Star 2007
- Miss You (Remix) 2006
- Hand It Down (intro) 2006
- Breathe Easy 2006
- Your Love 2006
- It Ain't Personal 2006
- Take You Home With Me a.k.a. Body 2006
- Hey Papi 2006
- Allure (remix) 2012
- Beanie Siegel Freestlye 2006
- Ain't I 2008
- Momma Loves Me 2006
- Fuck Up The World 2013
- La, La, La (Excuse Me Again) 2007
- What We Talking About 2009
- Renegade 2013
- THRT (The End) 2012
- Somewhere in America 2013
- Shorty 2006
- Spiritual 2016
- Sunday Bloody Sunday 2011
- My President Is Black (Remix) 2012
- Rock Steady (Remix) 2014
- My President Is Black (D.C.-mix) 2009
- Pain In Da Ass (outro) 2007
- 8 Miles And Running 2006
- Celebration 2006
- John Know 2011
- Naked 2006
- The Streets 2006
- Versus 2013
- A Million and 1 Questions (Extended) 2007
- The Rollers's Back 2006
- Viva La Hova 2013
- People's Court 2006
- My President Is Black 2012
- Jockin' Jay-Z 2008
- Fallen 2007
- You're Only A Customer 2006
- In My Lifetime (remix) 2006
- Green Light 2006
- Somebody's Girl 2006
- Get This Money 2006
- Honey 2006
- The Best Of Both Worlds 2006
- Empire State Of Mind [Explicit] 2017
- Nickels and Dimes 2013
- Big Spender 2016
- 03' Bonnie & Clyde [Explicit] 2017
- 99 Problems [Explicit] 2017
- Big Pimpin' [Explicit] 2017
- D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune) [Explicit] 2017
- Digital Booklet: The Hits Collection Volume One 2017
- Dirt Off Your Shoulder [Explicit] 2017
- Won't Go (wishing) 2011
- Encore [Explicit] 2017
- Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem) [Explicit] 2017
- I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me) (Album Version [Explicit] 2017
- Izzo (H.O.V.A.) [Explicit] 2017
- Adnis 2017
- Kill 2017
- Many Faced God 2017
- SALUD! 2018
- We Made It (Remix) 2014
- Sweet (DJ Green Lantern Remix) 2016
- This Life Forever 2007
- Tim Westwood Freestyle 2015
- Tim Westwood Freestyle (Unreleased) 2015
- Roc Boys (and the Winner Is) 2014
- Unforgiven 2009
- Resevoir Dogs 2006
- Regrets 2004 2007
- You Know I Got It 2013
- We Made It Freestyle 2014
- What the Game Made Me 2007
- Part II 2013
- When the Money's Gone 2007
- Whenthe Money Goes 2009
- Part 2 2013
- Stranded 2010
- You Are Welcome 2008
- Can't Get With That 2006
- I Can't Get With That 2011
- Black Gangster 2015
- Murdergram 2007
- Blue 2013
- More Money, More Cash, More Hoes (remix) 2006
- Hello Brookyln 2009
- Money Goes 2009
- Big Pimpin' / Pape 2007
- Dead Presidents 3 2013
- Marcy to Hollywood 2007
- Frontin' (Dancehall Remix) 2007
- Criminology Freestyle 2011
- Dead Presidents (part Ii) 2006
- Excuse Me Miss Again (Remix) 2007
- DJ Clue Snippets 2007
- Jockin Jaz Z 2008
Singles
288 songs
- Niggas In Paris 2011
- Bonnie And Clyde 2006
- Niggas In Paris 2011
- i just died 2007
- Hello Brooklyn 2007
- Dear Summer 2010
- Dear Summer 2010
- Best Of Me (Remix) 2008
- Best Of Me (Remix) 2008
- Super Ugly (Dissing Nas) 2006
- Can I Get A... (Unedited Version) 2006
- Ride Or Die 2006
- Bonnie And Clyde 2006
- Super Ugly (Dissing Nas) 2006
- Clique 2012
- Hello Brooklyn 2007
- Jungle Remix 2014
- Ignorant S--- 2007
- Most Kingz 2010
- On The Run 2013
- American Dream 2007
- Money Ain't A Thing 2006
- Money Ain't A Thing 2006
- Beware of The Boys 2007
- Swagga Like Us 2008
- History 2008
- Can I Get A... (Unedited Version) 2006
- i just died 2007
- Watch The Throne 2011
- Say Hello to the Bad Guy 2007
- My President (remix) 2009
- $100 Bill 2013
- Brooklyn We Go Hard 2008
- Say Hello to the Bad Guy 2007
- Frontin 2007
- Interlude (in The Black Album) 2007
- History 2008
- La, La, La 2008
- H.O.V.A. 2008
- Hard Knock Life (ghetto Anthem) 2006
- What We Talkin' About 2009
- Watch The Throne 2011
- Do Anything 2007
- On The Run 2013
- 99 Problems (Remix) 2009
- Big Pimpin' (extended Version) 2006
- Crown 2013
- Respect 2007
- Encore vs Numb 2007
- Ride Or Die 2006
- Lost One 2007
- I'm On The Rock 2008
- I Miss You Remix 2007
- Oceans 2013
- Clique 2012
- H.O.V.A. 2008
- Swagga Like Us 2008
- American Gangster 2007
- Jigga My Nigga 2006
- American Dream 2007
- Encore vs Numb 2007
- Most Kingz 2010
- Murder Marcyville (South Philly Niggaz) 2006
- Stranded (Haiti Mon Amour) 2010
- We Made It 2014
- Black Gangster 2015
- My President Is Black 2012
- Stream Of Consciousness (Freestyle) 2015
- Excuse Me Miss Again 2007
- Magna Carta Holy Grail 2013
- F*ckwithmeyouknowigotit 2013
- Death Of Autotune 2009
- Brooklyn (Jim Jones Diss) 2006
- A Billi 2008
- Crazy in love 2007
- Early This Morning 2006
- I Hear Yall 2007
- THRT (The End) 2012
- Love For Free 2006
- Crew Love 2006
- Early This Morning 2006
- Moon And The Sky 2011
- I Just Wanna Love You (give It To Me) 2006
- I Hear Yall 2007
- In My Lifetime 2006
- Tom Ford Remix 2013
- Who You Wit 2007
- A Million And One Questions Rhyme No More (intro) 2006
- Crazy in love 2007
- Ain't I 2008
- Already Home 2009
- Jigga My Nigga 2006
- La, La, La (Excuse Me Again) 2007
- Murder Marcyville (South Philly Niggaz) 2006
- People's Court 2006
- Renegade 2013
- We Made It 2014
- You're Welcome 2008
- Intro (american Gangster) 2007
- Respect 2007
- Beach Is Better (Interlude) 2013
- 20 Bag Shorty 2007
- Bk Anthem 2008
- Dead Presidents (part 1) 2006
- Breathe Easy 2006
- Wishing on a Star 2007
- Hand It Down (intro) 2006
- Miss You (Remix) 2006
- Hey Papi 2006
- Your Love 2006
- Allure (remix) 2012
- Beware of The Boys 2007
- Crown 2013
- F*ckwithmeyouknowigotit 2013
- Intro (american Gangster) 2007
- Lost One 2007
- Spiritual 2016
- What We Talking About 2009
- Love For Free 2006
- Somewhere in America 2013
- THRT (The End) 2012
- What We Talking About 2009
- Renegade 2013
- La, La, La (Excuse Me Again) 2007
- Fuck Up The World 2013
- Momma Loves Me 2006
- Beanie Siegel Freestlye 2006
- Allure (remix) 2012
- Ain't I 2008
- Spiritual 2016
- Sunday Bloody Sunday 2011
- 8 Miles And Running 2006
- Celebration 2006
- Pain In Da Ass (outro) 2007
- My President Is Black (Remix) 2012
- My President Is Black (D.C.-mix) 2009
- Rock Steady (Remix) 2014
- John Know 2011
- 8 Miles And Running 2006
- A Billi 2008
- Dead Presidents 3 2013
- Do Anything 2007
- Frontin 2007
- I'm On The Rock 2008
- Jockin' Jay-Z 2008
- Magna Carta Holy Grail 2013
- Momma Loves Me 2006
- Moon And The Sky 2011
- Roc Boys (and the Winner Is) 2014
- Somewhere in America 2013
- Stream Of Consciousness (Freestyle) 2015
- Who You Wit 2007
- You're Welcome 2008
- Dead Presidents (part 1) 2006
- Your Love 2006
- The Rollers's Back 2006
- Viva La Hova 2013
- Fallen 2007
- My President Is Black 2012
- Jockin' Jay-Z 2008
- People's Court 2006
- A Million and 1 Questions (Extended) 2007
- You're Only A Customer 2006
- In My Lifetime (remix) 2006
- Blue 2013
- Black Gangster 2015
- Big Pimpin' / Pape 2007
- Can't Get With That 2006
- Criminology Freestyle 2011
- Dead Presidents (part Ii) 2006
- Dead Presidents 3 2013
- DJ Clue Snippets 2007
- Part 2 2013
- I Can't Get With That 2011
- Roc Boys (and the Winner Is) 2014
- Excuse Me Miss Again (Remix) 2007
- Jockin Jaz Z 2008
- Resevoir Dogs 2006
- Regrets 2004 2007
- Part II 2013
- More Money, More Cash, More Hoes (remix) 2006
- Hello Brookyln 2009
- Nickels and Dimes 2013
- Marcy to Hollywood 2007
- Money Goes 2009
- Murdergram 2007
- Frontin' (Dancehall Remix) 2007
- Stranded 2010
- Sweet (DJ Green Lantern Remix) 2016
- This Life Forever 2007
- Tim Westwood Freestyle 2015
- Tim Westwood Freestyle (Unreleased) 2015
- Unforgiven 2009
- We Made It (Remix) 2014
- We Made It Freestyle 2014
- What the Game Made Me 2007
- When the Money's Gone 2007
- Whenthe Money Goes 2009
- Won't Go (wishing) 2011
- You Are Welcome 2008
- You Know I Got It 2013
- Big Spender 2016
- Kill 2017
- SALUD! 2018
- Versus 2013
- Nickles & Dimes 2013
- $100 Bill 2013
- 20 Bag Shorty 2007
- 99 Problems (Remix) 2009
- A Million and 1 Questions (Extended) 2007
- A Million And One Questions Rhyme No More (intro) 2006
- American Gangster 2007
- Beach Is Better (Interlude) 2013
- Beanie Siegel Freestlye 2006
- Big Pimpin' (extended Version) 2006
- Big Pimpin' / Pape 2007
- Big Spender 2016
- Bk Anthem 2008
- Blue 2013
- Breathe Easy 2006
- Brooklyn (Jim Jones Diss) 2006
- Brooklyn We Go Hard 2008
- Can't Get With That 2006
- Celebration 2006
- Crew Love 2006
- Criminology Freestyle 2011
- Dead Presidents (part Ii) 2006
- Death Of Autotune 2009
- DJ Clue Snippets 2007
- Excuse Me Miss Again 2007
- Excuse Me Miss Again (Remix) 2007
- Fallen 2007
- Frontin' (Dancehall Remix) 2007
- Fuck Up The World 2013
- Hand It Down (intro) 2006
- Hard Knock Life (ghetto Anthem) 2006
- Hello Brookyln 2009
- I Can't Get With That 2011
- I Just Wanna Love You (give It To Me) 2006
- I Miss You Remix 2007
- Ignorant S--- 2007
- In My Lifetime 2006
- Interlude (in The Black Album) 2007
- Jockin Jaz Z 2008
- John Know 2011
- Jungle Remix 2014
- Kill 2017
- La, La, La 2008
- Marcy to Hollywood 2007
- Miss You (Remix) 2006
- Money Goes 2009
- More Money, More Cash, More Hoes (remix) 2006
- Murdergram 2007
- My President (remix) 2009
- My President Is Black (D.C.-mix) 2009
- My President Is Black (Remix) 2012
- Nickels and Dimes 2013
- Pain In Da Ass (outro) 2007
- Part 2 2013
- Part II 2013
- Regrets 2004 2007
- Resevoir Dogs 2006
- Rock Steady (Remix) 2014
- SALUD! 2018
- Stranded 2010
- Stranded (Haiti Mon Amour) 2010
- Sunday Bloody Sunday 2011
- Sweet (DJ Green Lantern Remix) 2016
- The Rollers's Back 2006
- This Life Forever 2007
- Tim Westwood Freestyle 2015
- Tim Westwood Freestyle (Unreleased) 2015
- Tom Ford Remix 2013
- Unforgiven 2009
- Viva La Hova 2013
- We Made It (Remix) 2014
- We Made It Freestyle 2014
- What the Game Made Me 2007
- What We Talkin' About 2009
- When the Money's Gone 2007
- Whenthe Money Goes 2009
- Wishing on a Star 2007
- Won't Go (wishing) 2011
- You Are Welcome 2008
- You Know I Got It 2013
- Hey Papi 2006
- In My Lifetime (remix) 2006
- You're Only A Customer 2006
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