Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex shit But this year I went down to and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question girl problems All these is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the Got a ho likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the A ho that likes to suck it long and it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch none A with a knife, a bitch with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but not, she might not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll her sister, though Ice in the damn herd I 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen Got a with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey I give her a And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a ain't one
I got a that's old, a bitch that's new A bitch who love in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch built A who all her titties give out powdered milk I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who A bitch who can sing, a bitch who A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I got a bitch off Soul Train I got a who rolls a rag-top Benz Long I got a bitch who's as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who play piano, a who don't A bitch who dances naked, a who won't A bitch short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with calls And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you These motherfuckers all the over the the 2 Live style Of how the bitches a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 and a bitch ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All hoes suck cock nigga how you 'em? That's why I don't on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the exciter I only love my hoes when I'm goin up her number one is gettin money I'd taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't I go hard on my bitches, I'm never never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin thrill I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the Gettin pussy's another expense If pays the bills then dick pays the rent I only a ho for one thing and that's to cum got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo my motherfucker you got problems man? (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me you how to do this shit
I got a bitch loves to G She'll fuck you right she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a bitch who handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch that's A bitch a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A bitch hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves A bitch who's lost and one who knows it's at She gets up under me and like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that I got a that yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap
And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a ain't one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got yourself man them raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the police to take a nigga out, y'know? But a bitch one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a bitch one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass
Really, niggas about bitches They better, they better find somethin else to about