Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex shit But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question girl problems All these niggas is havin problem, Marq (Huh, them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you what is it
I got a ho the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho the South A ho that likes to it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not me though No to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the damn herd I 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who likes to fuck me her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch tits, a bitch with ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch old, a bitch that's new A bitch who love in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch built A bitch who all her titties give out milk I got a bitch who's funny, a who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A bitch who fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Train I got a who rolls a rag-top Benz ends I got a bitch broke as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who A bitch short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the over the the 2 Live style Of how the treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 and a bitch ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All hoes cock nigga how you play 'em? why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green sip the honey So don't expect cause I ain't offerin I go on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the Gettin pussy's just expense If pays the bills then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one and that's to cum got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me you how to do this shit
I got a bitch that to G She'll fuck you right after she me I got a bitch who loves I got a bitch who loves and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch true A bitch who's a man THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A that's hot A bitch who loves rap, a who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who knows it's at She gets up under me and like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a that walks I got a bitch yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch neat I got a super fine that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me No a ain't one (Huh, you know a bitch one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got yourself man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass nigga
A ain't one I got a problems stayin out here on streets With the police trying to take a nigga out, But a bitch one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a bitch one
'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All them can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, worryin about bitches They better, they better find somethin to worry about