Yeah, last year a lot of asked me Why I didn't do no old sex nasty But this year I down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about problems All these is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell man, tell them how it is) Lemme you what time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho that likes to it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho the North, a ho from the South A ho likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm get But yo but not, she might not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll her sister, though Ice in the whole herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch ass A with none, but hey I give her a pass And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch new A bitch who velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's A bitch who all her titties give out milk I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who A who can sing, a bitch who cain't A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I got a bitch off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top ends I got a bitch who's as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked, a who won't A bitch who's short, a bitch tall A bitch who burns my pager priority calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - that's why stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the over the the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a fly nigga like you
I got 99 and a bitch ain't one of them I trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, the persuasion All hoes suck cock nigga how you play That's why I don't on 'em, I just freak on 'em dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I only love my when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is money I'd rather taste the green sip the honey So don't expect nuttin I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never Puttin the on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I pay the bill Gettin just another expense If pussy the bills then dick pays the rent I only a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do shit
I got a bitch loves to G She'll fuck you right after she me I got a who loves both I got a bitch who loves and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A bitch that's a and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch true A who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A that's hot A bitch who rap, a bitch who loves rock A who's lost and one who knows where it's at She gets up under me and purrs a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a that walks I got a that yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me No a ain't one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin Marquis But a ain't one
Man you got yourself man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the police to take a nigga out, y'know? But a ain't one Got with motherfuckers.. buyin my records But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A ain't one Got man
All motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, worryin about bitches They better, they better somethin else to worry about