Yeah, year a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex shit But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Brother in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we answer the question about girl problems All these niggas is havin girl problem, (Huh, tell man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you time is it
I got a ho the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the A ho that to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a with none A with a knife, a bitch with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm get But yo but maybe not, she not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll her sister, though Ice in the damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a ain't one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch new A who love velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch fat, a bitch who's built A bitch who all her titties out powdered milk I got a bitch funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A bitch who fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls a Benz Long I got a who's broke as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who A bitch who naked, a bitch who won't A bitch who's short, a bitch tall A bitch who burns my with priority calls And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me - that's why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why you show motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga you
I got 99 problems and a bitch one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I need none of them the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes cock nigga how you play 'em? That's why I don't on 'em, I just freak on 'em dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The the one-nighter, the bitch exciter I only love my hoes I'm goin up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd rather taste the than sip the honey So don't expect cause I ain't offerin I go on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill I you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin pussy's another expense If pussy pays the bills then pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch one!
Ha! Yo my motherfucker you got problems man? (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a bitch loves to G She'll you right after she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a bitch who handcuffs and ropes I got a that's fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch that A bitch that's A bitch who's a man BECAUSE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch that's A bitch hot A bitch who rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch who's and one who knows where it's at She gets up me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a who talks I got a bitch dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I in the swap meet
And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent But a bitch one
Man you got nothin man Fuck them stank-ass hoes nigga
A ain't one I got a problems out here on these streets With the police trying to a nigga out, y'know? But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a bitch one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them
A bitch ain't one Got man
All motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin about They better, they better somethin else to worry about