Yeah, last year a lot of asked me Why I didn't do no old sex nasty But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl All these niggas is girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, them how it is) Lemme you what time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the Got a ho that to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the A ho that to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch hair, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she not like me though No sweat to a vet; slam her sister, though Ice in the whole damn I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch ass A bitch with none, but hey I her a pass And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a that's new A bitch who love velvet in the colors I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A bitch who all her give out powdered milk I got a bitch who's funny, a who ain't A who can sing, a bitch who cain't A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a off Soul Train I got a bitch who a rag-top Benz ends I got a bitch broke as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who play piano, a who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who A bitch who's short, a bitch tall A bitch who burns my with priority calls And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo - you from Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I need none of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All hoes suck nigga how you play 'em? why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I only love my hoes I'm goin up inside her number one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green sip the honey So don't expect nuttin I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill Gettin just another expense If pussy pays the then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 problems and a ain't one!
Ha! Yo my motherfucker you got problems man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a bitch that to G She'll fuck you right after she me I got a who loves both I got a who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch that A bitch true A bitch who's a man THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch that's A bitch hot A bitch who rap, a bitch who loves rock A who's lost and one who knows where it's at She up under me and purrs like a cat I got a that runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a that's neat I got a super bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you know a bitch one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got nothin man Fuck raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A ain't one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the police trying to take a nigga out, But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a ain't one
'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A ain't one Got man
All motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin about They better, better find somethin else to worry about