Yeah, last year a lot of asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the about girl problems All these niggas is havin problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, them how it is) Lemme tell you time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the Got a ho that to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho the South A ho that likes to suck it long and it in her mouth I got a bitch hair, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm get But yo but maybe not, she might not me though No sweat to a vet; slam her sister, though Ice in the whole herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch ass A bitch with none, but hey I give her a And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me - that's why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a that's new A bitch who love in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A bitch who all her titties give out milk I got a bitch who's funny, a who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a off Soul Train I got a bitch who a rag-top Benz ends I got a who's broke as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who play piano, a who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who A bitch short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who my pager with priority calls And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me
Yo - you from Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, I don't need none of them the temptation, dick's the persuasion All suck cock nigga how you play 'em? That's why I sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the exciter I only my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill Gettin just another expense If pussy pays the then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do shit
I got a that loves to G She'll fuck you right after she me I got a who loves both I got a bitch who handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A bitch a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch true A bitch a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A bitch hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who rock A bitch who's lost and one who where it's at She gets up under me and purrs a cat I got a that runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who I got a bitch dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me No a ain't one (Huh, you know a ain't one!)
I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a ain't one
Man you got nothin man them raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the police trying to take a nigga out, But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. my records But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin bitches They better, they better find else to worry about