Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex shit But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the about girl problems All niggas is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the A ho that likes to it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch hair, a bitch with none A with a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not me though No to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the damn herd I fuck 'em all and 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a with ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me - that's why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a that's new A who love velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch built A bitch who all her give out powdered milk I got a bitch funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Soul I got a who rolls a rag-top Benz ends I got a bitch broke as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who A bitch who naked, a bitch who won't A bitch short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with calls And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't none of them the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes suck cock nigga how you 'em? why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I only love my hoes I'm goin up inside her number one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap I hope you took the pill cause I pay the bill Gettin pussy's just another If pussy pays the bills dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 problems and a ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a that loves to G She'll fuck you right after she me I got a who loves both I got a bitch who handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A bitch that's a virgin and a that's a ho A bitch lies A that's true A bitch who's a man BECAUSE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A that's hot A bitch who loves rap, a who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who where it's at She gets up under me and purrs a cat I got a that runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who I got a that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got yourself man Fuck them stank-ass hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out here on these With the police to take a nigga out, y'know? But a bitch one Got with motherfuckers.. buyin my records But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A ain't one Got man
All them can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, niggas about bitches better, they better find somethin else to worry about