Yeah, year a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex shit But this year I down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we answer the question about girl problems All these is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, them man, tell them how it is) tell you what time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her I got a ho the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to suck it long and it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with A bitch with a knife, a with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me No to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the whole damn I fuck 'em all and 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the sink Got a bitch with tits, a with ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a ain't one
I got a bitch old, a bitch that's new A bitch who love velvet in the colors I got a bitch fat, a bitch who's built A bitch who all her titties out powdered milk I got a bitch who's funny, a who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A bitch who loves on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Train I got a bitch who a rag-top Benz Long I got a bitch broke as a bum But the most fun I got a who play piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who A bitch short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my with priority calls And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 style Of how the bitches a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't none of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All hoes suck cock nigga how you 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just on 'em Stick dick in mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The the one-nighter, the bitch exciter I only love my hoes when I'm up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green than sip the So don't nuttin cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never Puttin the on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill Gettin pussy's just expense If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the I need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do shit
I got a bitch loves to G fuck you right after she fucks me I got a bitch who both I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A that lies A bitch that's A who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch that's A bitch hot A bitch who loves rap, a who loves rock A bitch who's and one who knows where it's at She up under me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who I got a bitch that's dirty, got a that's neat I got a fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you know a ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got yourself man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes
A ain't one I got a problems stayin out here on streets With the police trying to a nigga out, y'know? But a bitch one Got problems with motherfuckers.. my records But a bitch one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them
A bitch ain't one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin bitches They better, they find somethin else to worry about