Yeah, year a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex nasty But year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about problems All these is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell how it is) Lemme tell you what is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho that to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the A ho likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with A bitch a knife, a bitch with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm get But yo but maybe not, she not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, Ice in the damn herd I fuck 'em all and 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who likes to me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch old, a bitch that's new A who love velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A bitch who all her titties give out powdered I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who A who can sing, a bitch who cain't A bitch who fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Soul I got a who rolls a rag-top Benz Long I got a bitch who's as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who naked, a bitch who won't A bitch who's short, a who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from man why don't you show motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't on hoes, cause I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All hoes suck cock how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I freak on 'em Stick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd rather taste the than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap I hope you the pill cause I won't pay the bill pussy's just another expense If pussy pays the bills dick pays the rent I need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a that loves to G She'll fuck you right after she me I got a bitch who loves I got a bitch who handcuffs and ropes I got a that's fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch a ho A bitch lies A that's true A bitch who's a man THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A that's hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves A who's lost and one who knows where it's at She up under me and purrs like a cat I got a that runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine that I knocked in the swap meet
And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a ain't one (Huh, you know a bitch one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got nothin man Fuck them raggedy hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out here on these With the police trying to take a nigga out, But a bitch one Got problems motherfuckers.. buyin my records But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All them can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin bitches better, they better find somethin else to worry about