Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this year I down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question girl problems All these niggas is havin girl problem, (Huh, them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you what is it
I got a ho the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the A ho that to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch none A bitch with a knife, a bitch a gun A bitch a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm get But yo but maybe not, she might not me though No sweat to a vet; I'll her sister, though Ice in the whole damn I 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the sink Got a bitch tits, a bitch with ass A with none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch new A bitch who velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A bitch who all her titties give out powdered I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who A bitch who can sing, a bitch who A bitch who fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Long I got a who's broke as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who play piano, a who don't A who dances naked, a bitch who won't A bitch who's short, a who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with calls And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why you show These motherfuckers all the over the the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly like you
I got 99 problems and a bitch one of them I don't trip on hoes, I don't need none of them the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes suck cock nigga how you 'em? That's why I don't on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the exciter I love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is money I'd rather the green than sip the honey So don't nuttin cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the Gettin just another expense If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the I only need a ho for one and that's to cum I've got 99 and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me you how to do this shit
I got a bitch that to G She'll you right after she fucks me I got a who loves both I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch slow A bitch that's a virgin and a that's a ho A bitch that A bitch that's A bitch who's a man THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a that's cool A that's hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who rock A bitch who's and one who knows where it's at She up under me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a that walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a who talks I got a that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I in the swap meet
And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got yourself man Fuck them raggedy hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the police trying to take a out, y'know? But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. my records But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck motherfuckers
A bitch ain't one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my ass f'real
Really, niggas about bitches They better, they find somethin else to worry about