Yeah, last year a lot of asked me Why I didn't do no old sex shit But year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the about girl problems All these is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, them how it is) Lemme you what time is it
I got a ho the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her I got a ho the North, a ho from the South A ho likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch hair, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch a gun A bitch a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me No sweat to a vet; I'll her sister, though Ice in the damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit it.. Nah a ain't one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch new A bitch who love velvet in the colors I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A bitch who all her give out powdered milk I got a who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A bitch who loves on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Train I got a bitch who rolls a Benz Long I got a bitch who's as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who naked, a bitch who won't A bitch who's short, a bitch tall A bitch who burns my pager priority calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me - that's why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the the world; the 2 Live style Of how the treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a bitch one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't none of them the temptation, dick's the persuasion All suck cock nigga how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just on 'em Stick dick in they take it out and I skeet on 'em The the one-nighter, the bitch exciter I only my hoes when I'm goin up inside her number one is gettin money I'd taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never Puttin the on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap I hope you took the cause I won't pay the bill pussy's just another expense If pussy pays the bills dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 problems and a ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my you got problems man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me you how to do this shit
I got a bitch loves to G She'll fuck you right after she me I got a who loves both I got a bitch who loves and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's A bitch that's a virgin and a that's a ho A that lies A that's true A bitch a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A bitch hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves A bitch who's and one who knows where it's at She gets up me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a that yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's I got a super fine that I knocked in the swap meet
And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a ain't one
Man you got yourself man them raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out here on these With the police trying to take a out, y'know? But a bitch one Got problems motherfuckers.. buyin my records But a bitch one
'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin bitches They better, they better somethin else to worry about