Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex nasty But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we answer the question about girl problems All these niggas is havin problem, Marq (Huh, them man, tell them how it is) Lemme you what time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her I got a ho from the North, a ho the South A ho that to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a with hair, a bitch with none A bitch a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not me though No to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the whole herd I fuck 'em all and 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold Who likes to fuck me her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a that's new A bitch who love velvet in the colors I got a bitch fat, a bitch who's built A bitch who all her give out powdered milk I got a who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a off Soul Train I got a who rolls a rag-top Benz Long I got a who's broke as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who piano, a bitch who don't A who dances naked, a bitch who won't A who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my with priority calls And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo - you from Miami man why don't you show These all the over the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a bitch one of them I don't trip on hoes, I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, the persuasion All hoes suck cock nigga how you 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I on 'em The the one-nighter, the bitch exciter I only love my hoes when I'm up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green than sip the So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't I go hard on my bitches, I'm never never softenin Puttin the on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I hope you took the cause I won't pay the bill Gettin just another expense If pussy pays the then dick pays the rent I need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch one!
Ha! Yo my motherfucker you got problems man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a that loves to G fuck you right after she fucks me I got a bitch who both I got a bitch who loves and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A bitch that's a and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch that's A bitch who's a man THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch that's A bitch hot A who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch lost and one who knows where it's at She gets up under me and like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's I got a super bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you know a bitch one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got nothin man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass nigga
A bitch one I got a problems out here on these streets With the police to take a nigga out, y'know? But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my ass f'real
Really, niggas about bitches They better, they better somethin else to worry about