Yeah, last year a lot of asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna the question about girl problems All these niggas is havin problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell how it is) Lemme you what time is it
I got a ho the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho the South A ho that to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a with none A bitch a knife, a bitch with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not me though No to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen Got a bitch with tits, a bitch ass A with none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch old, a bitch that's new A bitch who velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A bitch who all her titties out powdered milk I got a bitch funny, a bitch who ain't A who can sing, a bitch who cain't A bitch who loves on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Soul I got a bitch who rolls a Benz Long I got a bitch who's as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who piano, a bitch who don't A who dances naked, a bitch who won't A bitch who's short, a bitch who's A bitch who burns my pager with calls And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you These motherfuckers all the over the the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All suck cock nigga how you play 'em? That's why I sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I only my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is money I'd taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and on 'em The "wham, bam, you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I pay the bill Gettin pussy's just expense If pussy the bills then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me you how to do this shit
I got a that loves to G She'll you right after she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a bitch who loves and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch that A that's true A bitch a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A bitch hot A bitch who loves rap, a who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who knows where at She gets up under me and like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch neat I got a fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a ain't one (Huh, you know a ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got yourself man Fuck raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A ain't one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the police trying to take a out, y'know? But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a ain't one
'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass
Really, niggas worryin about They better, they better find else to worry about