If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol Foes that wanna sure my casket's closed Rap that say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your toes You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my asshole If you like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't they show They don't my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, over the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I pull to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm you for?
I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind sir? I don't know Am I arrest or should I guess some mo'? Well you was doin in the fifty-four
and registration and step out of the car Are you a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my legit Well do you if I look around the car a little bit?
Well my compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' a warrant for that you sharp as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', important or somethin'
Child I passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a time, not too ago A nigga like had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a But a pussy no goddamn sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools just to perform You know the type, loud as a But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight
And only thing that's gon' is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat Back through the system with the riff-raff
Fiends on the floor, scratchin' Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' D.A. try to give a shaft again a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was them to play the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for one Rick, it's your boy