If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes that wanna make sure my casket's Rap critics say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are
If you grew up with holes in zapper toes You'd celebrate the you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press forward
Got beef with radio if I don't they show They don't play my hits, I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you me as Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, I ain't dumb I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my rear mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the
And I ain't to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I pull to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my real low Or do I look like a mind sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or I guess some mo'? Well you was fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and and step out of the car Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers Well do you mind if I around the car a little bit?
my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' a warrant for that Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a bit Enough that you won't illegally search my Well we'll see how smart you are the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now once upon a time, not too ago A nigga like had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some just love to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is get to clappin' and He and his boys gon' be to the Captain And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, again Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' D.A. try to give a shaft again Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm
All because this fool was harassin' Tryin' to the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I my gun I got 99 B and a bitch ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one, ha ha You crazy for this one Rick, it's boy