If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's 'Money, Cash, I'm from the hood stupid, what type of are those?
If you grew up with holes in zapper toes You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast
Got with radio if I don't play they show don't play my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I dumb I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
The is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two y'all, pull over the car or on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Plus I got a few dollars, I can the case So I over to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some Well you was doin in the fifty-four
and registration and step out of the car Are you carryin' a weapon on I know a lot of you are I steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you mind if I look the car a little bit?
Well my glove is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' need a for that you sharp as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or
I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a time, not too ago A like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools just love to You know the type, as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a in a fruit fight
And only thing that's happen is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the And I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again Back through the system with the riff-raff
on the floor, scratchin' again Paparazzis they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga shaft Half a mill' for bail I'm African
All this fool was harassin' them Tryin' to the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one, ha ha You crazy for this one Rick, your boy