If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes that make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in zapper toes celebrate the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my asshole If you don't my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I play they show They don't play my hits, I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know you take me as Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I dumb I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my rear mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two y'all, pull over the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the
And I ain't tryin' to see no chase with Jake I got a few dollars, I can fight the case So I pull over to the of the road Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind reader I don't know Am I under arrest or I guess some mo'? Well you was doin in the fifty-four
License and registration and out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you mind if I around the car a little bit?
Well my glove is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For or somethin', somebody important or somethin'
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a bit Enough that you won't illegally search my Well see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now once a time, not too long ago A nigga like had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of a pussy But a pussy havin' no sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools love to perform You know the type, loud as a But wouldn't a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to and He and his gon' be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, in the Kit-Kat again Back through the system with the riff-raff
Fiends on the floor, again Paparazzis they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga again a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was them Tryin' to play the boy like saccharin' But ain't nuttin' 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for one Rick, it's your boy