If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap that say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what of facts are those?
If you grew up holes in your zapper toes celebrate the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press forward
Got beef with radio if I don't they show They don't play my hits, well I don't a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em cash for ads, fuckers
I know what you take me as Or understand the that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my rear view is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, over the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase Jake I got a few dollars, I can fight the case So I pull over to the of the road Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind sir? I don't know Am I under or should I guess some mo'? you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and and step out of the car Are you a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers Well do you mind if I look around the car a bit?
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the in the back And I know my rights, so you need a warrant for that Aren't you sharp as a tack, you try out For lawyer or somethin', important or somethin'
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a bit Enough that you won't search my shit Well we'll see how you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now upon a time, not too long ago A like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a But a pussy no goddamn sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools just to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But bust a grape in a fruit fight
And thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his gon' be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, in the Kit-Kat again through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin' Paparazzis with cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga again a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was them Tryin' to the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one, ha ha You for this one Rick, it's your boy