If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol Foes that make sure my casket's closed Rap critics say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in zapper toes You'd the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press forward
Got beef with if I don't play they show They don't play my hits, well I give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know you take me as Or understand the intelligence that has I'm from, rags to riches, I ain't dumb I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
The is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw In my rear mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two y'all, pull over the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the to the floor
And I ain't to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can the case So I pull to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my real low Or do I look a mind reader sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I some mo'? Well you was fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and and step out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you if I look around the car a little bit?
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' a warrant for that Aren't you sharp as a tack, you try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or
Child I ain't the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally my shit Well we'll see how smart you are the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now once a time, not too long ago A nigga myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a But a havin' no goddamn sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the for him, but some fools just love to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is get to clappin' and He and his boys gon' be to the Captain And there I go, in the Kit-Kat again Back through the system with the again
on the floor, scratchin' again Paparazzis with cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga shaft Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm
All because this fool was harassin' Tryin' to the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one, ha ha You crazy for one Rick, it's your boy