If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's Rap critics say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what type of are those?
If you up with holes in your zapper toes celebrate the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press forward
Got beef radio if I don't play they show They play my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know you take me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, I ain't dumb I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my rear view is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I over to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm you for?
I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I look a mind reader sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and registration and out of the car Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I a lot of you are I steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you mind if I around the car a little bit?
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the And I my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', important or somethin'
Child I passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you illegally search my shit Well we'll see how smart you are the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now upon a time, not too long ago A nigga like had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools just to perform You know the type, loud as a But bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his gon' be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, in the Kit-Kat again Back through the system the riff-raff again
on the floor, scratchin' again Paparazzis with they cameras, them D.A. try to give a nigga again Half a for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this was harassin' them to play the boy like he's saccharin' But nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 B and a bitch ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one, ha ha You crazy for this one Rick, it's boy