If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap that say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what type of are those?
If you grew up with in your zapper toes You'd celebrate the minute you was dough I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole If you don't like my lyrics, you can fast forward
Got with radio if I don't play they show don't play my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I know what you take me as Or understand the that Jay-Z has I'm from, to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I pull over to the of the road Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look a mind reader sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and and step out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you mind if I around the car a little bit?
Well my glove is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for Aren't you sharp as a tack, you try out For or somethin', somebody important or somethin'
I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my Well see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now once a time, not too long ago A like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, to the Lord Pray for him, but some fools just love to You know the type, loud as a But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight
And only thing that's happen is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his boys be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat Back through the system with the again
Fiends on the floor, again Paparazzis with cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga shaft a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this was harassin' them Tryin' to play the boy like he's But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I my gun I got 99 problems B and a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one, ha ha You crazy for this one Rick, it's boy