If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are
If you grew up with in your zapper toes You'd the minute you was havin' dough I'm fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast
Got beef radio if I don't play they show They play my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em cash for ads, fuckers
I know what you take me as Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I dumb I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no chase with Jake I got a few dollars, I can fight the case So I pull over to the of the road Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind reader I don't know Am I arrest or should I guess some mo'? Well you was doin fifty-five in the
License and and step out of the car Are you a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you mind if I look around the car a bit?
Well my compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For or somethin', somebody important or somethin'
Child I passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't search my shit Well see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now once a time, not too long ago A nigga like had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the of havin' a pussy But a havin' no goddamn sense, try an' push me
I try to him, talk to the Lord Pray for him, but some fools just to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight
And only that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his boys be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat Back through the with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, again Paparazzis they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a shaft again Half a for bail 'cause I'm African
All this fool was harassin' them Tryin' to play the boy he's saccharin' But nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one, ha ha You for this one Rick, it's your boy