If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes that make sure my casket's closed Rap critics say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, type of facts are those?
If you grew up holes in your zapper toes You'd celebrate the minute you was dough I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast
Got beef with radio if I don't play they They don't my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads,
I know what you take me as Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I dumb I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I pull over to the side of the Son do you why I'm stoppin' you for?
'Cause I'm and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I like a mind reader sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess mo'? Well you was doin in the fifty-four
and registration and step out of the car Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my legit Well do you mind if I look the car a little bit?
Well my glove is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you need a warrant for that you sharp as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', important or somethin'
Child I ain't the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't search my shit Well see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a time, not too ago A nigga like myself had to arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to him, talk to the Lord Pray for him, but some fools just to perform You know the type, as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight
And only thing gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his gon' be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat Back through the system the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin' Paparazzis they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to a nigga shaft again a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this was harassin' them Tryin' to play the boy like saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I my gun I got 99 problems B and a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for one Rick, it's your boy