If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's 'Money, Cash, I'm from the hood stupid, what type of are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapper You'd celebrate the you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they don't play my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads,
I know what you take me as Or understand the that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I dumb I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
The is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, over the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the
And I ain't to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can the case So I pull to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I know Am I under arrest or I guess some mo'? you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and registration and out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you mind if I around the car a little bit?
Well my compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you need a warrant for that Aren't you sharp as a tack, you try out For lawyer or somethin', important or somethin'
Child I passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you illegally search my shit Well we'll see how smart you are when the comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now upon a time, not too long ago A nigga like had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a But a pussy havin' no sense, try an' push me
I try to him, talk to the Lord Pray for him, but fools just love to perform You know the type, loud as a But bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to and He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat Back through the with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin' Paparazzis with they cameras, them D.A. try to give a nigga again Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm
All because this fool was harassin' to play the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I my gun I got 99 B and a bitch ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for one Rick, it's your boy