If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes that wanna make sure my closed Rap critics that say he's 'Money, Cash, I'm from the hood stupid, what of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in zapper toes You'd celebrate the you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my asshole If you like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play show They don't play my hits, well I give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can give 'em cash for ads, fuckers
I don't what you take me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the to the floor
And I ain't to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can the case So I pull over to the side of the Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look a mind reader sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and and step out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you mind if I look around the car a little
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the And I know my rights, so you gon' need a for that Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or
Child I ain't the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you illegally search my shit Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now once upon a time, not too ago A nigga like had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to ignore him, to the Lord Pray for him, but fools just love to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a in a fruit fight
And only thing gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his boys be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat Back through the system with the riff-raff
Fiends on the floor, scratchin' with they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga again Half a for bail 'cause I'm African
All because fool was harassin' them Tryin' to play the boy he's saccharin' But ain't sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for this one Rick, your boy