If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes that wanna make my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's 'Money, Cash, I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are
If you grew up with in your zapper toes You'd celebrate the you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they They don't play my hits, well I give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can give 'em cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know you take me as Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, I ain't dumb I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my rear view is the motherfuckin' law Got two y'all, pull over the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I over to the side of the road Son do you why I'm stoppin' you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's low Or do I like a mind reader sir? I don't know Am I under or should I guess some mo'? Well you was doin in the fifty-four
and registration and step out of the car Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers Well do you mind if I look around the car a little
Well my compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you need a warrant for that you sharp as a tack, you should try out For or somethin', somebody important or somethin'
Child I passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now once a time, not too long ago A nigga like myself had to arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to ignore him, talk to the for him, but some fools just love to perform You know the type, loud as a But wouldn't bust a grape in a fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is get to clappin' and He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the And there I go, trapped in the again Back the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, again with they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga again a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because fool was harassin' them Tryin' to the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't nuttin' 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for this one Rick, it's boy