If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your toes You'd the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my asshole If you like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef radio if I don't play they show They don't play my hits, well I don't a shit, so Rap try and use my black ass So advertisers can 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't what you take me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my rear view is the motherfuckin' law Got two y'all, pull over the car or on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I pull over to the side of the Son do you why I'm stoppin' you for?
'Cause I'm and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I look a mind reader sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess mo'? you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and and step out of the car Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers Well do you mind if I look around the car a bit?
Well my compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' need a for that Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or
I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now once a time, not too long ago A nigga like myself had to arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of a pussy But a pussy havin' no sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools just to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to and He and his boys gon' be to the Captain And there I go, trapped in the again Back through the system with the riff-raff
on the floor, scratchin' again Paparazzis with cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to a nigga shaft again Half a mill' for 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was them Tryin' to the boy like he's saccharin' But ain't nuttin' 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 B and a bitch ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one, ha ha You crazy for one Rick, it's your boy