If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol Foes wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap that say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what type of are those?
If you grew up holes in your zapper toes celebrate the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't they show They don't play my hits, I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't what you take me as Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw In my rear mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, over the car or on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can the case So I pull to the side of the road Son do you why I'm stoppin' you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't Am I under arrest or should I guess some Well you was doin fifty-five in the
and registration and step out of the car Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers Well do you mind if I look around the car a bit?
Well my compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' a warrant for that Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or
Child I ain't the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't search my shit we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now upon a time, not too long ago A like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools just love to You know the type, loud as a But bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to and He and his gon' be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, in the Kit-Kat again Back through the with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, again Paparazzis they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga again Half a mill' for bail I'm African
All this fool was harassin' them Tryin' to play the boy like he's But nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one, ha ha You for this one Rick, it's your boy