If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol Foes that make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's 'Money, Cash, I'm from the hood stupid, type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapper celebrate the minute you was havin' dough I'm like critics, you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press forward
Got with radio if I don't play they show They don't my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads,
I don't know what you me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the to the floor
And I ain't to see no highway chase with Jake I got a few dollars, I can fight the case So I pull over to the side of the Son do you why I'm stoppin' you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look like a reader sir? I don't know Am I arrest or should I guess some mo'? you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and and step out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you if I look around the car a little bit?
my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' need a for that you sharp as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', important or somethin'
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a bit Enough that you won't illegally search my we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Now upon a time, not too long ago A like myself had to strong arm a hoe is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to him, talk to the Lord Pray for him, but some fools just to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to and He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the And I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again Back the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, again Paparazzis they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to give a nigga shaft a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was them Tryin' to play the boy like saccharin' But ain't nuttin' 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems B and a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
Havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for this one Rick, your boy