If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat Foes that wanna make my casket's closed Rap critics that say 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what type of are those?
If you grew up with holes in zapper toes You'd celebrate the minute you was dough I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press forward
Got with radio if I don't play they show They play my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't what you take me as Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, I ain't dumb I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the law Got two choices y'all, over the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the
And I ain't tryin' to see no chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can the case So I pull to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or I guess some mo'? you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
License and registration and out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers Well do you mind if I look around the car a bit?
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the And I know my rights, so you need a warrant for that you sharp as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', important or somethin'
Child I passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my Well we'll see how smart you are when the comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now upon a time, not too long ago A nigga myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Pray for him, but some fools just to perform You know the type, loud as a But wouldn't a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the And I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again Back through the system the riff-raff again
on the floor, scratchin' again Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' D.A. try to give a shaft again Half a mill' for 'cause I'm African
All because fool was harassin' them Tryin' to play the boy he's saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I my gun I got 99 problems B and a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for one Rick, it's your boy