If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol Foes that wanna sure my casket's closed Rap that say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up holes in your zapper toes You'd celebrate the minute you was dough I'm like fuck critics, you can my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play show They don't my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can give 'em more for ads, fuckers
I don't what you take me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl problems I bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The year is ninety-four, in my is raw In my rear view is the motherfuckin' law Got two y'all, pull over the car or Bounce on the Devil, put the to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the So I over to the side of the road Son do you know why I'm you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my real low Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I know Am I arrest or should I guess some mo'? Well you was doin fifty-five in the
and registration and step out of the car Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I a lot of you are I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my legit Well do you mind if I look the car a little bit?
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the in the back And I my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that Aren't you as a tack, you should try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or
Child I ain't the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally my shit Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a time, not too ago A like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' me
I try to ignore him, to the Lord Pray for him, but some just love to perform You know the type, loud as a But wouldn't a grape in a fruit fight
And only that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and He and his gon' be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, in the Kit-Kat again Back through the with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, again Paparazzis they cameras, snappin' them D.A. try to a nigga shaft again Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm
All because this fool was harassin' Tryin' to play the boy like saccharin' But ain't nuttin' 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 B and a bitch ain't one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a bitch one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one, ha ha You crazy for this one Rick, your boy