If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one
I got the Rap on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make my casket's closed Rap critics say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes' I'm from the hood stupid, what type of are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapper You'd celebrate the minute you was dough I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my asshole If you don't my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't they show They play my hits, well I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my ass So advertisers can give 'em more for ads, fuckers
I don't what you take me as Or the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
The is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw In my view mirror is the motherfuckin' law Got two choices y'all, pull the car or on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase Jake Plus I got a few dollars, I can the case So I over to the side of the road Son do you why I'm stoppin' you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's low Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't Am I under arrest or I guess some mo'? Well you was doin fifty-five in the
License and and step out of the car Are you carryin' a on you? I know a lot of you are I ain't out of shit, all my papers legit Well do you mind if I look around the car a little
my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for Aren't you sharp as a tack, you try out For lawyer or somethin', somebody or somethin'
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I a little bit Enough that you won't search my shit Well we'll see how smart you are the canine comes I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you havin' problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a time, not too ago A nigga like myself had to arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a But a pussy no goddamn sense, try an' push me
I try to him, talk to the Lord Pray for him, but fools just love to perform You the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit
And only thing that's gon' happen is get to clappin' and He and his boys be yappin' to the Captain And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat Back the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin' Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' D.A. try to give a shaft again a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassin' Tryin' to play the boy like saccharin' But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I my gun I got 99 problems B and a bitch one, hit me
99 problems but a ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
99 but a bitch ain't one If you girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch one, hit me
girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one, ha ha You crazy for one Rick, it's your boy