the two of us
C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da runned over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, throw a fit Don't play da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you bashful? Don't you want to help da-da build a sand (yeah!) And mama she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry that little boo-boo on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a place called heaven and a called hell A place called and a place called jail And probably on his way to all of em except one 'cause got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a do ya? (nah) when you're old enough to understand a little better I'll it to ya But for now just say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to out (wa'!) I you it's okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can a nighty-nighty dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, we pway gonna take mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but worry made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around rock? (yeah!) tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, spwashin' in the No more wit dad, no more restraining order No step-da-da, no more new brother her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us