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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's takin a nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of those of women That do things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And look so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she to show how far she can float And don't worry that little boo-boo on her throat It's just a little scratch, it hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her Mama's messy she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe you're old enough to understand a little better I'll it to ya But for now just say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? change your dia-dee the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we We're gonna take for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock now, here we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no restraining order No more step-da-da, no new brother Blow her bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and But first, just help dad two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us