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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of toys and let strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of to go swimmin' But you know mama, she's one of those type of women do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play with toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you want to help da-da a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to show how far she can And don't worry about little boo-boo on her throat It's just a scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were and spilled ketchup on her shirt messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a called heaven and a place called hell A called prison and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new and a stepson And you don't want a do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to a little better explain it to ya But for now we'll just say was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still feel sad I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, want to Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo da-da change your dia-dee the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your dad'll her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we We're gonna mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the Here, you to help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the Ready now, here we go, on the of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) goes mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No fightin wit dad, no more restraining order No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, a castle and junk But first, just help dad two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us