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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's takin a nap in the trunk Oh that (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk Now I know what thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of those of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll a fit Don't play with toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you bashful? Don't you want to help da-da build a castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to show how far she can And don't worry about little boo-boo on her throat just a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, there's a place called heaven and a called hell A place called prison and a called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause got a new husband and a stepson And you don't a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little explain it to ya But for now we'll say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on Sit back in your chair honey, quit to climb out (wa'!) I told you okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change dia-dee the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
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Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we We're gonna take for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but worry Da-da a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of three One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more order No more step-da-da, no more new Blow her kisses bye-bye, mama you love her (mommy!) Now go play in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more things out the
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