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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car Oh mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da runned over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you want to help da-da build a castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to how far she can float And don't worry that little boo-boo on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled on her shirt Mama's isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
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See honey, there's a place called and a place called hell A place called prison and a place jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause got a new husband and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe you're old enough to understand a little better I'll it to ya But for now we'll say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, want to Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee Clean the up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
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Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we We're gonna take mama for a whittle walk along the Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong Mama's too to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the of the lake Here, you want to da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, spwashin' in the No more wit dad, no more restraining order No more step-da-da, no new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell you love her (mommy!) Now go play in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more things out the
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