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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of toys and let da-da you in the car seat Oh mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a Now I what you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of those type of That do crazy things, and if she get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And look so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she to show how far she can float And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her It's just a scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a place called and a place called hell A place called and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when old enough to understand a little better I'll it to ya But for now just say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can a nighty-nighty Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up head we're here, before we pway We're gonna take for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) goes mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more order No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and But first, just help dad two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us