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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car Oh where's mama? she's takin a nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of type of women That do things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to help da-da a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to show how far she can And don't worry that little boo-boo on her throat It's just a scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a called heaven and a place called hell A place prison and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new and a stepson And you don't a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a better explain it to ya But for now we'll just say was real real bad She was mean to dad and made him real real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I you it's okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your Clean the baby up so her can take a Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, we pway We're take mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the Here, you want to help da-da tie a around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the Ready now, here we go, on the count of three One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, spwashin' in the No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us