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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of toys and let strap you in the car seat Oh mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) musta runned over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of those of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll a fit Don't play with toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And look so upset, why you actin' bashful? you want to help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And said she wants to show how far she can float And worry about that little boo-boo on her throat It's just a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
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See honey, there's a place called heaven and a called hell A place called prison and a place jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new husband and a And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little I'll it to ya But for now just say mama was real real bad She was mean to dad and made him real real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, want to Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your dad'll her up as soon as we get to the water bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up head we're here, before we pway We're gonna take mama for a whittle walk the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then roll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) goes mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more order No more step-da-da, no new brother Blow her bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and But first, just dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us