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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's a little nap in the trunk Oh smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go But you know mama, she's one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll a fit Don't with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to how far she can float And don't worry that little boo-boo on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
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See honey, there's a place heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place called And da-da's on his way to all of em except one mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't a brother do ya? (nah) when you're old enough to understand a little better I'll it to ya But for now we'll just say mama was real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on Sit back in chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee Clean the up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your dad'll her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we We're take mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, get the wrong idea too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but worry Da-da a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, spwashin' in the No more fightin wit dad, no restraining order No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and But first, just help dad with two things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
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