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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da runned over a skunk Now I what you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know mama, she's one of those type of women do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you bashful? Don't you want to da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And said she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry about little boo-boo on her throat It's just a little scratch, it hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her Mama's messy isn't she? let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called A place called and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one 'cause got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a do ya? (nah) Maybe you're old enough to understand a little better explain it to ya But for now we'll say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on Sit in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's hai hai, want to ba-ba? a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head here, before we pway We're gonna mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no restraining order No more step-da-da, no more new her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us