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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the Oh smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk Now I know what thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, throw a fit play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you to help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And said she wants to show how far she can float And don't about that little boo-boo on her throat just a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called A place called prison and a place called And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new husband and a And you don't a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little I'll it to ya But for now we'll just say was real real bad She was bein' to dad and made him real real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo da-da change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, we pway We're gonna take mama for a walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong Mama's too sweepy to you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) goes mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more wit dad, no more restraining order No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you her (mommy!) Now go play in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us