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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let da-da you in the car seat Oh where's she's takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) musta runned over a skunk Now I know you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you want to help da-da build a sand (yeah!) And mama said she to show how far she can float And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a place called heaven and a called hell A place prison and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a do ya? (nah) Maybe when old enough to understand a little better explain it to ya But for now we'll just say was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still feel sad I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to out (wa'!) I told you okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head here, before we pway gonna take mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you to help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock now, here we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more order No more step-da-da, no new brother her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us