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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of toys and let da-da you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's takin a nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a Now I know what you're thinkin', kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, throw a fit Don't play with toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you to help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry about little boo-boo on her throat just a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a place called and a place called hell A called prison and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new husband and a And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe you're old enough to understand a little better explain it to ya But for now we'll just say mama was real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still feel sad I put her on time-out Sit back in chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, to ba-ba? a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head here, before we pway We're take mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too sweepy to you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the Here, you want to da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her then we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of three One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more wit dad, no more restraining order No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us