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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's she's takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta over a skunk Now I what you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of those type of That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll a fit Don't play with toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you want to help da-da build a sand (yeah!) And mama said she wants to show how far she can And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
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See honey, there's a place heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old to understand a little better explain it to ya But for now just say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still feel sad I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, to ba-ba? a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can a nighty-nighty Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, we pway We're gonna take mama for a whittle walk along the Baby, cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the now, here we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, spwashin' in the No more fightin wit dad, no more order No more step-da-da, no more new her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now go play in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, help dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us