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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's takin a nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned a skunk Now I what you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you want to help da-da build a castle? (yeah!) And mama she wants to show how far she can float And worry about that little boo-boo on her throat just a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her Mama's isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, there's a place heaven and a place called hell A called prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one 'cause mama's got a new and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old to understand a little better explain it to ya But for now we'll say mama was real real bad She was bein' to dad and made him real real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, we pway We're gonna take mama for a whittle walk the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong Mama's too sweepy to you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around this (yeah!) We'll tie it to her then we'll roll her off the dock now, here we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more order No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more things out the
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
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