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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car Oh where's mama? takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of to go swimmin' But you know mama, she's one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, throw a fit play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to help da-da build a sand (yeah!) And said she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to a little better explain it to ya But for now we'll just say mama was real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still feel sad I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, want to Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? change your dia-dee Clean the up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy we're here, before we pway We're gonna take mama for a walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, get the wrong idea Mama's too to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the now, here we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, help dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us