the two of us
C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's takin a nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go But you know your mama, she's one of those type of do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And look so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to help build a sand castle? (yeah!) And said she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry about that little on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a place called heaven and a place hell A place called and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new husband and a And you don't want a do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little explain it to ya But for now just say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on Sit back in your honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can a nighty-nighty dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we We're take mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining No more step-da-da, no more new Blow her bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a and junk But first, just help dad with two more things out the
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us