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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned a skunk Now I know you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you your mama, she's one of those type of women do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play with toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to help da-da a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to how far she can float And don't worry about little boo-boo on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, there's a place heaven and a place called hell A place prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one 'cause mama's got a new and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to a little better I'll it to ya But for now just say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I feel sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy we're here, before we pway We're gonna mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie we'll roll her off the dock now, here we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, spwashin' in the No more wit dad, no more restraining order No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and But first, just dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
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