the two of us
C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let da-da you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's a little nap in the trunk Oh that (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk Now I know you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of those of women That do crazy things, and if she get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you want to help da-da build a castle? (yeah!) And mama said she to show how far she can float And don't worry that little boo-boo on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled on her shirt Mama's isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a place called heaven and a called hell A place prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a better I'll it to ya But for now we'll say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to out (wa'!) I told you okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo Her make goo-goo ca-ca? change your dia-dee Clean the up so her can take a nighty-nighty dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy we're here, before we pway We're gonna take mama for a walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't Da-da a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around this (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) goes mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more wit dad, no more restraining order No more step-da-da, no new brother her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a and junk But first, just dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us