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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the Oh that smell (whew!) da-da runned over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go But you your mama, she's one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, throw a fit play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you to help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to show how far she can And don't worry about that boo-boo on her throat just a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place called And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one 'cause got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a better I'll it to ya But for now we'll just say mama was real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy we're here, before we pway We're gonna take mama for a whittle walk the pier Baby, cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't Da-da made a nice bed for at the bottom of the lake Here, you to help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the Ready now, here we go, on the of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no restraining order No more step-da-da, no more new Blow her bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now go play in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us