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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da runned over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you want to help da-da build a castle? (yeah!) And said she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry about that little on her throat It's just a little scratch, it hurt, her was eatin' Dinner you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
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See honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called A place prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one 'cause mama's got a new husband and a And you don't want a do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little explain it to ya But for now we'll just say mama was real bad She was mean to dad and made him real real mad But I feel sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I you it's okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, ga-ga? Her make ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee Clean the up so her can take a nighty-nighty dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
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Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we We're take mama for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her then we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, spwashin' in the No more fightin wit dad, no more order No step-da-da, no more new brother her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a and junk But first, just help dad with two more things out the
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