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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's she's takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go But you your mama, she's one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play with toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't so upset, why you actin' bashful? you want to help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she to show how far she can float And don't about that little boo-boo on her throat just a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
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See honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called A place called prison and a place jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a better I'll it to ya But for now just say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on Sit in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I you it's okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up head we're here, before we pway We're gonna take mama for a whittle walk the pier Baby, don't cry honey, get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around this (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, in the wa-ta No more wit dad, no more restraining order No more step-da-da, no new brother Blow her bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now go play in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more things out the
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us