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C'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car Oh where's mama? she's a little nap in the trunk Oh that (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk Now I know you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you your mama, she's one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she get her way, she'll throw a fit play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you bashful? Don't you want to help da-da a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she to show how far she can float And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her just a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled on her shirt Mama's messy she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
See honey, there's a place heaven and a place called hell A place prison and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause got a new husband and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old to understand a little better explain it to ya But for now we'll say mama was real real bad She was mean to dad and made him real real mad But I feel sad that I put her on time-out Sit in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change dia-dee Clean the up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your dad'll her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up head we're here, before we pway We're gonna take for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the Here, you want to help da-da tie a around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the Ready now, here we go, on the count of dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining No more step-da-da, no more new Blow her kisses bye-bye, mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, a castle and junk But first, help dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
the two of us