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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, throw a fit play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And look so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you want to da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry about that boo-boo on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? let her wash off in the water And me and you can pway by ourselves, we?
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See honey, a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new husband and a And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a better I'll it to ya But for now we'll say mama was real real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still feel sad I put her on time-out Sit back in chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I you it's okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo Her goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a Your wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we We're gonna take for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around this (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock now, here we go, on the count of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There goes mama, in the wa-ta No more wit dad, no more restraining order No step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, a castle and junk But first, help dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
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