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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car Oh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin', it's kind of to go swimmin' But you know your mama, one of those type of women That do things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' Don't you want to help da-da a sand castle? (yeah!) And said she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry that little boo-boo on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her Mama's messy isn't we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, there's a called heaven and a place called hell A place prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em one 'cause mama's got a new and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little explain it to ya But for now we'll just say mama was real bad She was bein' mean to dad and him real real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on Sit back in chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I you it's okay hai hai, want to ba-ba? Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da your dia-dee Clean the up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head here, before we pway We're gonna take for a whittle walk along the pier Baby, cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) That's why you get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for at the bottom of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the of three dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) There mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more wit dad, no more restraining order No more step-da-da, no new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and But first, help dad with two more things out the trunk
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
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