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C'mon hai-hai, we to the beach Grab a of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a Now I know you're thinkin', it's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of those type of That do things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you bashful? you want to help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to how far she can float And don't worry about that boo-boo on her throat It's a little scratch, it don't hurt, her was eatin' Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can by ourselves, can't we?
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See honey, there's a place heaven and a place called hell A called prison and a place called jail And da-da's on his way to all of em except one 'cause mama's got a new and a stepson And you want a brother do ya? (nah) Maybe you're old enough to understand a little better I'll it to ya But for now we'll just say mama was real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real mad But I still feel sad I put her on time-out Sit in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (wa'!) I told you it's okay hai hai, want to Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can a nighty-nighty Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the Ninety-seven and clyde, me and my daughter
the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I! the two of us the two of us And we ride! the two of us the two of us you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, we pway We're gonna take mama for a whittle walk along the Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong Mama's too to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-ma!) why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the of the lake Here, you want to help da-da tie a around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of dummies One, two, free, wee! (whoosh) goes mama, spwashin' in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining No more step-da-da, no new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and But first, help dad with two more things out the trunk
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the two of us