[Sample: Interview with Gene Simmons of "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor about Does it seem funny to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and life. The notion is, that If you want to welcome me with arms, I'm afraid you're also going to to welcome me with open legs."
"That's a really obnoxious thing to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why I say something behind your back that I wouldn't say to face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man just me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You have it both ways."
[Verse 1: bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like shit That's how you get one to eat a be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick They like to get dissed, they like it Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get And they back for more "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" That's why like to suck penis Don't ever let them tell you are just as horny as men They're programmed inhibition That's why Catholic school are the biggest sluts Down to take it in their They're lickin' somebody's nuts And why not? That's why God 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God one of his ribs and created 'em Cause before that, Adam was fucking That's why like to get fucked like animals It's natural And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate I love women, why my masturbating's religious I'm just stating that are down to take a smack And they'll break back bending over for you if your thing's intact They say they're not into But those are the dames playing the games The type that'll suck on a dick for acting like they're so tame But before you met them, fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names Tell them right off the bat, "I you to suck on my sack" And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the these ladies get wet only busted bitches that can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, they my dick limp They're useless to a pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one ugly bitches are good for Is being friends that'll lend you money when you're poor So shout out to the homely, and my condolences to you bitch Cause honey, for the rest of your life, be lonely And I some of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even to look good as long as they rap that are fat will have you on their lap As long as he convinces you he's an cat And if he's a cold person got money Most broke will take the cock in their tummies They're not turns bitches on Once you're broke, the bitch is Money'll have a in a thong stripping to songs It'll a bitch in a porn getting shitted on I want so much money I get any girl to sit on my schlong But I've been for centuries And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to to the knees
I guess that's how you you got game I could be broke and and still get the same as a cat that's got fame I know cats that trip, they're paying the bitch And they can't even play with the Cause she's saying shit Portraying like she's of dick Because you're too stupid to realize she was to lick She's playing you She'll hold out on the the longest possible time she can make you wait for it once she gives it up, you might diss the slut And she's thinking like business, son, "let me milk everything out of schmuck" She don't give a fuck, 'cause most men are And we're down to fuck any in their bowels, we get around So we're looked at as accounts Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks bounce Not sayin' all are like this But yo, I got no problem it I'll pay the if she got the right tits I see wrong with payin' for a tight clit If pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick I've paid for worse things, you should pay for that'll last Like a French with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd open up a Honestly, I had this bitch in my frontin' so I threw her out She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the was wrecked She should've known when she hit the deck Not to stop until she whipped her neck After all, I her a beer And you'd think she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her And make sure I'm taken care of before in here But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing
Skeez and do you're told Cause once a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to my pole Cause a man gets old, he blossoms But a woman gets old, she starts rotting There's not too options Just doctors with operations and lotions Liposuction and face and Noxema for old skin You can't escape demise by taking some weight off your It's a law of to die You patronize Death you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age defies companies are playing games of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are wives that are 25 So what's my You bitches better up Before corrosion your lips up And aren't soft enough to dick suck
[Sample: Pimp] "It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like this, you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin down to the floor, ya I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're gonna to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."