[Sample: Interview Gene Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor about that? Does it seem to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and confront life. The notion is, If you want to me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really thing to say."
Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind your back that I wouldn't say to face?"
"Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, all women have ever wanted ever we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man tell me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You have it both ways."
1: Necro] Some bitches are stupid, I 'em like shit how you get one to eat a dick Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it They like to get dissed, like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, like to get snuffed And they come for more Cause "Men Are Mars, Women Are From Venus" why they like to suck penis Don't ever let tell you different Women are just as as men They're just programmed That's why Catholic girls are the biggest sluts Down to it in their butts always lickin' somebody's nuts And why That's why God made 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God one of his ribs and created 'em Cause before that, was fucking animals That's why women like to get like animals It's natural And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I bitches I love women, why my masturbating's religious I'm just stating facts that are down to a smack And they'll break their bending over for you if your thing's intact They say they're not games But those are the dames the most games The type that'll on a dick for cocaine They're acting like they're so But you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names them right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack" And, likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the these ladies get wet It's only busted bitches that take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, they my dick limp They're useless to a sick like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing ugly are good for Is being good friends lend you money when you're poor So out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be lonely And I know of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even to look good as long as they rap Motherfuckers are fat will have you on their lap As long as he convinces you he's an cat And if he's a cold person that got Most broke will take the cock in their tummies not dummies Money turns on Once you're broke, the is gone Money'll have a in a thong stripping to songs It'll have a in a porn getting shitted on I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my But been broke for centuries And haven't had a problem yet getting a to bend to the knees
I guess that's how you know you got I could be and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got fame I know cats that trip, they're paying the bitch And can't even play with the clit Cause she's saying some Portraying like afraid of dick Because you're too stupid to realize she was to lick playing you quick She'll hold out on the the longest possible time she can make you wait for it Cause once she gives it up, you might diss the And she's thinking like business, son, "let me milk out of this schmuck" She don't give a fuck, most men are foul And we're down to any girl in their bowels, we get around So we're looked at as accounts Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will Not sayin' all women are this But yo, I got no problem it pay the price if she got the right tits I see nothin' wrong payin' for a tight clit If pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick paid for worse things, you should pay for something that'll last Like a French maid a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd open up a Honestly, I had this in my crib frontin' so I threw her out She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the bitch was She should've known that when she hit the Not to suckin' until she whipped her neck all, I bought her a beer And you'd think she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a in her mouth And make sure I'm taken care of before in here But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing
and do what you're told Cause once a gets old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole when a man gets old, he blossoms But when a woman old, she starts rotting There's not too options Just plenty doctors with and lotions and face lifts and Noxema for old skin You can't demise by taking some weight off your thighs It's a law of to die You patronize Death when you old bitches use a cream that says it age defies companies are playing games of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking that are 25 So what's my You better lick up Before corrosion your lips up And they soft enough to dick suck
[Sample: Pimp] "It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour this, because you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may easy, but you're have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."