[Sample: Interview with Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor that? Does it seem funny to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. have to put the down and confront life. The notion is, that If you want to welcome me open arms, I'm afraid you're also to have to welcome me with open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say behind your back that I wouldn't say to face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you why is it shtick, when all women have ever wanted since we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man just tell me the truth and speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't have it ways."
[Verse 1: Some are stupid, I treat 'em like shit That's how you get one to eat a Never be sweet to a bitch, it sick They like to get dissed, they it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, some to get snuffed And come back for more "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" That's why they like to suck Don't ever let them tell you are just as horny as men They're just programmed why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts Down to it in their butts They're always somebody's nuts And why not? That's why God 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his and created 'em before that, Adam was fucking animals That's why women like to get fucked animals It's only And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate I love women, that's why my religious I'm just stating facts are down to take a smack And they'll their back bending over for you if your thing's intact They say they're not into But those are the dames the most games The type that'll on a dick for cocaine They're acting they're so tame But before you met them, fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names them right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack" And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their
Yo, the degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet It's only busted that can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, make my dick limp They're to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing bitches are good for Is being good friends that'll lend you money you're poor So shout out to the homely, and my condolences to you bitch Cause honey, for the rest of life, you'll be lonely And I know some of you are "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even have to look good as as they rap that are fat will have you on their lap As long as he convinces you he's an cat And if he's a cold that got money Most bitches will take the cock in their tummies They're not turns bitches on Once you're broke, the bitch is Money'll a bitch in a thong stripping to songs It'll have a bitch in a getting shitted on I want so much money I could get any to sit on my schlong But been broke for centuries And haven't had a yet getting a girl to bend to the knees
I guess that's how you know you got I could be broke and bummy and get the same as a cat that's got fame I know that trip, they're practically paying the bitch And they can't even play with the Cause saying some shit Portraying like she's of dick Because too stupid to realize she was created to lick playing you quick She'll hold out on the pussy the longest possible time she can make you for it once she gives it up, you might diss the slut And she's thinking business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck" She don't give a fuck, 'cause men are foul And down to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get around So we're looked at as bank Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will Not sayin' all are like this But yo, I got no problem it pay the price if she got the right tits I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a clit If I'ma pay for anything, I might as pay to excite my dick I've paid for things, you should pay for something that'll last Like a French maid a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd open up a Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib so I threw her out She wasn't suckin' correct, the bitch was wrecked She should've known when she hit the deck Not to stop until she whipped her neck all, I bought her a beer And you'd think she'd be grateful enough and to stuff a cock in her mouth And make sure I'm taken care of before in here But no, so I threw her out in the with no dough in the freezing cold
Skeez and do what you're Cause once a slut gets old, be payin' me to suck my pole Cause when a man gets old, he But when a gets old, she starts rotting not too many options Just plenty doctors with operations and and face lifts and Noxema for old skin You can't escape by taking some weight off your thighs a law of nature to die You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age These companies are playing of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking wives are 25 So what's my You better lick up Before eats your lips up And aren't soft enough to dick suck
[Sample: American "It ain't easy, man. It may glamour like this, because you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."