[Sample: Interview with Gene of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor about that? Does it seem to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and life. The notion is, that If you want to welcome me open arms, I'm afraid you're going to have to welcome me with open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind back that I say to your face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that this is the way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women have ever wanted ever since we out of caves is "why can't a man just me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't it both ways."
1: Necro] Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like That's how you get one to eat a Never be sweet to a bitch, it sick like to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get And they come back for Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are Venus" That's why they like to suck Don't ever let tell you different are just as horny as men They're just programmed That's why school girls are the biggest sluts to take it in their butts They're lickin' somebody's nuts And why not? That's why God 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his and created 'em Cause before that, was fucking animals That's why like to get fucked like animals only natural And don't get the wrong idea, think I hate bitches I love women, that's why my masturbating's I'm stating facts that are down to take a smack And break their back bending over for you if your thing's intact They say they're not games But those are the dames the most games The type that'll suck on a dick for acting like they're so tame But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and can't no names Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to on my sack" And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the these ladies get wet It's only busted bitches that can't what I said fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp They're useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification But one thing bitches are good for Is being good friends that'll lend you money you're poor So out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch Cause honey, for the rest of your life, be lonely And I know some of you are "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even have to good as long as they rap that are fat will have you on their lap As long as he you he's an emotional cat And if he's a cold that got money Most bitches will take the cock in their tummies They're not turns bitches on Once you're broke, the is gone Money'll have a bitch in a thong to songs It'll have a bitch in a getting shitted on I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my But I've been for centuries And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the
I that's how you know you got game I could be broke and bummy and still get the as a cat that's got fame I know that trip, they're practically paying the bitch And they can't even with the clit Cause she's saying shit Portraying like she's of dick you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick She's playing you She'll hold out on the pussy the longest possible time she can you wait for it Cause once she gives it up, you diss the slut And she's like business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck" She don't give a fuck, 'cause most men are And we're to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get around So we're at as bank accounts Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks bounce Not all women are like this But yo, I got no problem it I'll pay the if she got the right tits I see nothin' with payin' for a tight clit If pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick I've for worse things, you should pay for something that'll last Like a maid with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd up a whorehouse Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib frontin' so I her out She suckin' dick correct, the bitch was wrecked She should've known when she hit the deck Not to stop suckin' until she her neck After all, I bought her a And you'd think she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her And make sure I'm care of before walkin' in here But no, so I her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing cold
Skeez and do what told Cause once a slut gets old, be payin' me to suck my pole Cause a man gets old, he blossoms But when a woman old, she starts rotting There's not too options Just plenty with operations and lotions Liposuction and face lifts and for old skin You escape demise by taking some weight off your thighs a law of nature to die You patronize Death when you old use a facial cream that says it age defies companies are playing games of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking wives are 25 So my point? You bitches better up Before corrosion your lips up And aren't soft enough to dick suck
[Sample: American "It ain't easy, man. It may look like this, because you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're gonna have to to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."