[Sample: Interview with Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a of about that? Does it seem funny to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and confront life. The is, that If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm you're also going to have to welcome me with legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why I say something behind your back that I say to your face?"
"Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, all women have ever wanted ever we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man just tell me the truth and speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't it both ways."
[Verse 1: Some are stupid, I treat 'em like shit That's how you get one to eat a be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick They to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so up in the head, some like to get snuffed And they come back for Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are Venus" That's why they like to suck Don't ever let them tell you Women are just as as men They're just inhibition That's why Catholic school are the biggest sluts Down to take it in their They're lickin' somebody's nuts And why That's why God made 'em Adam was of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created 'em Cause before that, was fucking animals That's why women like to get fucked animals only natural And get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches I women, that's why my masturbating's religious I'm just stating that are down to take a smack And they'll break their back bending over for you if your intact say they're not into games But those are the dames playing the most The type that'll on a dick for cocaine They're acting like so tame But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and remember no names Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to on my sack" And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more ladies get wet It's busted bitches that can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, they make my dick useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing bitches are good for Is being good friends that'll lend you money when poor So shout out to the homely, and my condolences to you bitch Cause honey, for the of your life, you'll be lonely And I some of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even to look good as long as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on lap As long as he convinces you he's an cat And if he's a cold that got money Most broke bitches will take the in their tummies They're not turns bitches on Once broke, the bitch is gone Money'll have a bitch in a stripping to songs It'll have a bitch in a getting shitted on I want so much money I could get any to sit on my schlong But I've been for centuries And haven't had a yet getting a girl to bend to the knees
I guess how you know you got game I could be and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got fame I cats that trip, they're practically paying the bitch And they can't play with the clit Cause saying some shit Portraying like afraid of dick Because too stupid to realize she was created to lick playing you quick She'll hold out on the pussy the longest possible she can make you wait for it Cause once she gives it up, you might the slut And she's thinking like business, son, "let me everything out of this schmuck" She don't a fuck, 'cause most men are foul And we're down to any girl in their bowels, we get around So we're looked at as accounts Amounts, like a or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will bounce Not sayin' all women are this But yo, I got no problem it I'll pay the price if she got the tits I see nothin' wrong with for a tight clit If I'ma pay for anything, I might as well pay to my dick I've paid for worse things, you should pay for something last Like a French with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd open up a Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib frontin' so I her out She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the was wrecked She should've known that when she hit the Not to stop until she whipped her neck After all, I bought her a And you'd think she'd be grateful and able to stuff a cock in her mouth And make sure I'm care of before walkin' in here But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no in the freezing cold
Skeez and do you're told Cause a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole Cause a man gets old, he blossoms But when a gets old, she starts rotting not too many options Just plenty doctors operations and lotions Liposuction and face and Noxema for old skin You can't demise by taking some weight off your thighs It's a law of to die You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream that it age defies companies are playing games of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking wives are 25 So my point? You bitches lick up Before corrosion your lips up And they aren't soft enough to dick
[Sample: Pimp] "It easy, man. It may look glamour like this, because you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may easy, but you're gonna to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."