[Sample: Interview Gene Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor about that? Does it funny to you?"
[Gene "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and confront life. The notion is, If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid going to have to welcome me with open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind back that I wouldn't say to face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you why is it shtick, when all women have wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is "why a man just tell me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't it both ways."
[Verse 1: Some are stupid, I treat 'em like shit how you get one to eat a dick Never be sweet to a bitch, it sick like to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, some to get snuffed And come back for more Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are Venus" why they like to suck penis Don't ever let tell you different Women are just as as men just programmed inhibition That's why Catholic school girls are the biggest Down to it in their butts always lickin' somebody's nuts And why not? why God made 'em Adam was of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created 'em Cause before that, Adam was fucking That's why women to get fucked like animals only natural And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate I love women, that's why my masturbating's I'm just stating that are down to take a smack And they'll break their back bending over for you if your intact They say they're not games But are the dames playing the most games The type that'll suck on a dick for They're acting like so tame But before you met them, fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to on my sack" And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their
Yo, the degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet It's only busted that can't take what I said Well busted bitches, they make my dick limp They're to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing ugly bitches are for Is being good friends that'll lend you money when poor So shout out to the homely, and my deep to you bitch Cause honey, for the of your life, you'll be lonely And I know of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even have to look good as as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat have you on their lap As long as he you he's an emotional cat And if he's a cold person got money Most broke bitches will the cock in their tummies not dummies Money bitches on Once broke, the bitch is gone Money'll have a in a thong stripping to songs It'll have a in a porn getting shitted on I want so money I could get any girl to sit on my schlong But I've broke for centuries And had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees
I guess that's how you you got game I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat got fame I cats that trip, they're practically paying the bitch And they can't play with the clit she's saying some shit Portraying like she's afraid of Because you're too stupid to realize she was created to She's you quick She'll hold out on the pussy the longest possible she can make you wait for it Cause she gives it up, you might diss the slut And she's like business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck" She don't give a fuck, most men are foul And we're to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get around So we're looked at as bank Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks bounce Not sayin' all are like this But yo, I got no problem it I'll pay the price if she got the right I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a tight If pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick I've paid for things, you should pay for something that'll last a French maid with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd up a whorehouse Honestly, I had this in my crib frontin' so I threw her out She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the bitch was She known that when she hit the deck Not to stop until she whipped her neck all, I bought her a beer And you'd think be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth And make sure I'm taken of before walkin' in here But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no in the freezing cold
Skeez and do what you're Cause once a slut gets old, you'll be me to suck my pole Cause when a man old, he blossoms But when a woman gets old, she starts There's not too options Just doctors with operations and lotions Liposuction and face lifts and Noxema for old You can't escape demise by taking some off your thighs It's a law of to die You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream says it age defies These companies are games of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are wives that are 25 So my point? You bitches better up Before eats your lips up And they soft enough to dick suck
[Sample: American "It ain't easy, man. It may look like this, because you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."