[Sample: Interview Gene Simmons of KISS] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor about Does it seem funny to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and life. The notion is, that If you want to welcome me with arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to me with open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something your back I wouldn't say to your face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man just tell me the and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You have it both ways."
1: Necro] Some are stupid, I treat 'em like shit That's how you get one to eat a Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it They like to get dissed, they like it are so fucked up in the head, some like to get snuffed And come back for more "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" That's why they like to suck Don't ever let tell you different are just as horny as men They're just inhibition That's why Catholic school girls are the biggest to take it in their butts They're always lickin' somebody's And why not? why God made 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his and created 'em Cause before that, Adam was fucking why women like to get fucked like animals It's only And get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches I love women, that's why my religious I'm just stating facts that are down to take a And they'll break back bending over for you if your thing's intact say they're not into games But those are the dames the most games The type that'll suck on a dick for They're acting like they're so But before you met them, they fucked cats, and can't remember no names Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to on my sack" And, likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the these ladies get wet It's only busted bitches can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, they my dick limp useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing ugly bitches are for Is being good friends that'll lend you money you're poor So out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch Cause honey, for the of your life, you'll be lonely And I know some of you are "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men even have to look good as long as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat will you on their lap As long as he convinces you an emotional cat And if he's a cold person that got Most bitches will take the cock in their tummies They're not Money turns on you're broke, the bitch is gone Money'll have a bitch in a thong stripping to It'll have a bitch in a porn getting on I want so much money I get any girl to sit on my schlong But I've been for centuries And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to to the knees
I guess how you know you got game I could be broke and bummy and get the same as a cat that's got fame I know cats trip, they're practically paying the bitch And they even play with the clit Cause she's some shit Portraying like she's afraid of you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick She's playing you hold out on the pussy the longest possible time she can make you wait for it Cause once she it up, you might diss the slut And thinking like business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck" She give a fuck, 'cause most men are foul And we're down to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get So looked at as bank accounts Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my will bounce Not sayin' all women are like But yo, I got no with it I'll pay the if she got the right tits I see nothin' with payin' for a tight clit If I'ma pay for anything, I might as well pay to my dick I've for worse things, you should pay for something that'll last Like a French with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd open up a Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib so I threw her out She wasn't dick correct, the bitch was wrecked She should've known that when she hit the Not to suckin' until she whipped her neck After all, I bought her a And you'd think be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth And sure I'm taken care of before walkin' in here But no, so I threw her out in the with no dough in the freezing cold
Skeez and do what told once a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole Cause a man gets old, he blossoms But when a woman gets old, she rotting There's not too many Just plenty with operations and lotions Liposuction and face lifts and Noxema for old You can't escape demise by taking some off your thighs a law of nature to die You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age These companies are playing of lies That's why these 85-year old are taking wives that are 25 So my point? You bitches lick up Before corrosion eats your up And they soft enough to dick suck
[Sample: American "It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like this, you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin down to the floor, ya I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're gonna have to to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."