[Sample: with Gene Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor about that? it seem funny to you?"
[Gene "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[laughing] "Oh, that's right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. have to put the book down and confront life. The notion is, If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid also going to have to welcome me open legs."
"That's a really obnoxious thing to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind back that I say to your face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it to this, that this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women have ever wanted ever we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man just me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You have it both ways."
1: Necro] Some bitches are stupid, I 'em like shit how you get one to eat a dick Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it They like to get dissed, like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, like to get snuffed And come back for more "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" That's why like to suck penis Don't let them tell you different are just as horny as men They're programmed inhibition That's why Catholic girls are the biggest sluts Down to take it in butts They're always somebody's nuts And why not? That's why God 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his and created 'em Cause that, Adam was fucking animals That's why women like to get like animals only natural And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I bitches I love women, why my masturbating's religious I'm just stating facts that are down to a smack And they'll break back bending over for you if your thing's intact say they're not into games But are the dames playing the most games The that'll suck on a dick for cocaine They're acting like so tame But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and remember no names Tell right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack" And, most likely, respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these get wet It's only busted that can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, they make my dick They're useless to a sick pimp like me who his gratification instant But one thing ugly are good for Is good friends that'll lend you money when you're poor So shout out to the homely, and my deep to you bitch Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be And I know of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even have to look good as long as rap Motherfuckers that are fat have you on their lap As as he convinces you he's an emotional cat And if he's a cold that got money Most broke bitches take the cock in their tummies They're not turns bitches on Once you're broke, the bitch is Money'll have a bitch in a thong to songs have a bitch in a porn getting shitted on I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my But I've been broke for And haven't had a yet getting a girl to bend to the knees
I guess that's how you know you got I be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got fame I know cats that trip, practically paying the bitch And they even play with the clit Cause saying some shit Portraying she's afraid of dick you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick She's playing you She'll out on the pussy the longest possible time she can make you wait for it Cause once she gives it up, you might the slut And she's thinking like business, son, "let me milk everything out of schmuck" She give a fuck, 'cause most men are foul And we're to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get around So looked at as bank accounts Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks bounce Not sayin' all women are this But yo, I got no problem it pay the price if she got the right tits I see wrong with payin' for a tight clit If I'ma pay for anything, I as well pay to excite my dick paid for worse things, you should pay for something that'll last Like a French maid a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd up a whorehouse Honestly, I had bitch in my crib frontin' so I threw her out She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the bitch was She should've known that when she hit the Not to stop suckin' until she her neck After all, I her a beer And think she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth And make sure I'm taken of before walkin' in here But no, so I her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing cold
Skeez and do you're told once a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole Cause when a man gets old, he But when a woman gets old, she starts There's not too options Just plenty doctors with operations and Liposuction and face lifts and for old skin You can't escape demise by taking some weight off thighs It's a law of to die You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial that says it age defies These companies are playing of lies That's why these old billionaires are taking wives that are 25 So my point? You bitches lick up Before eats your lips up And they soft enough to dick suck
American Pimp] "It ain't easy, man. It may glamour like this, because you see me ride ya dig? down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're gonna have to to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."