[Sample: Interview Gene Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a of humor about that? Does it funny to you?"
[Gene Simmons:] "No, not at all! It in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and confront life. The is, that If you want to welcome me with arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to me with open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really thing to say."
Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind your back that I say to your face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it to this, that this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you why is it shtick, when all women have ever ever since we crawled out of caves is "why a man just tell me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You have it both ways."
[Verse 1: Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like how you get one to eat a dick Never be sweet to a bitch, it sick like to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, some to get snuffed And come back for more Cause "Men Are From Mars, Are From Venus" That's why like to suck penis Don't let them tell you different Women are as horny as men They're just inhibition why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts Down to it in their butts They're lickin' somebody's nuts And why not? why God made 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his and created 'em Cause before that, was fucking animals That's why women like to get like animals It's only And don't get the idea, don't think I hate bitches I love women, that's why my religious I'm just facts that are down to take a smack And they'll break their back over for you if your thing's intact say they're not into games But those are the playing the most games The type suck on a dick for cocaine They're like they're so tame But before you met them, they fucked cats, and can't remember no names Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to on my sack" And, likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more ladies get wet only busted bitches that can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, make my dick limp They're useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his instant But one thing bitches are good for Is being good friends that'll lend you money when poor So shout out to the homely, and my deep to you bitch Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be And I know some of you are sayin' "Necro all that" But yo, men don't even to look good as long as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on lap As as he convinces you he's an emotional cat And if he's a cold that got money Most bitches will take the cock in their tummies not dummies Money bitches on you're broke, the bitch is gone Money'll a bitch in a thong stripping to songs It'll have a in a porn getting shitted on I want so much I could get any girl to sit on my schlong But been broke for centuries And haven't had a problem yet a girl to bend to the knees
I that's how you know you got game I could be broke and bummy and still get the as a cat that's got fame I know cats that trip, practically paying the bitch And they can't even play with the Cause saying some shit Portraying like she's of dick Because you're too to realize she was created to lick She's playing you She'll hold out on the the longest possible time she can make you wait for it once she gives it up, you might diss the slut And she's like business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck" She don't give a fuck, 'cause most men are And we're down to fuck any girl in bowels, we get around So looked at as bank accounts Amounts, a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will bounce Not all women are like this But yo, I got no problem it I'll pay the price if she got the tits I see nothin' wrong with for a tight clit If I'ma pay for anything, I as well pay to excite my dick I've paid for worse things, you should pay for something that'll a French maid with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd up a whorehouse Honestly, I had bitch in my crib frontin' so I threw her out She wasn't dick correct, the bitch was wrecked She known that when she hit the deck Not to stop suckin' she whipped her neck After all, I bought her a And think she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth And make sure I'm taken care of walkin' in here But no, so I threw her out in the with no dough in the freezing cold
and do what you're told Cause once a slut gets old, you'll be me to suck my pole Cause when a man old, he blossoms But when a gets old, she starts rotting not too many options Just plenty with operations and lotions Liposuction and face and Noxema for old skin You can't escape by taking some weight off your thighs a law of nature to die You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial that says it age defies These companies are games of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking wives are 25 So my point? You bitches better up Before corrosion your lips up And they soft enough to dick suck
[Sample: American "It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour this, because you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin down to the floor, ya I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."