[Sample: Interview with Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of about that? Does it seem funny to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] [laughing] "Oh, right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book and confront life. The notion is, that If you to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to to welcome me with open legs."
"That's a really obnoxious thing to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind your that I wouldn't say to face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you why is it shtick, when all women have ever wanted ever since we out of caves is "why can't a man tell me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't have it ways."
[Verse 1: bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like shit That's how you get one to eat a be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick They to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, some to get snuffed And they come back for Cause "Men Are From Mars, Are From Venus" That's why they to suck penis Don't ever let tell you different Women are as horny as men They're just inhibition That's why Catholic school are the biggest sluts Down to it in their butts They're always somebody's nuts And why not? That's why God 'em Adam was of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created 'em Cause before that, Adam was fucking That's why women like to get like animals It's only And get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches I women, that's why my masturbating's religious I'm stating facts that are down to take a smack And break their back bending over for you if your thing's intact They say they're not into But those are the dames the most games The that'll suck on a dick for cocaine acting like they're so tame But before you met them, fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names Tell right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack" And, likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these get wet It's only bitches that can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, they my dick limp They're to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing bitches are good for Is being good friends that'll lend you money when you're So out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be And I know of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even to look good as long as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat have you on their lap As as he convinces you he's an emotional cat And if he's a cold person that got Most broke will take the cock in their tummies not dummies Money turns on Once you're broke, the is gone have a bitch in a thong stripping to songs It'll have a bitch in a getting shitted on I want so much money I get any girl to sit on my schlong But been broke for centuries And haven't had a yet getting a girl to bend to the knees
I guess that's how you you got game I could be and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got fame I know cats that trip, they're practically paying the And they even play with the clit she's saying some shit Portraying like she's of dick Because you're too stupid to realize she was created to She's playing you She'll hold out on the pussy the possible time she can make you wait for it Cause once she it up, you might diss the slut And she's thinking like business, son, "let me milk out of this schmuck" She don't give a fuck, most men are foul And we're down to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get So we're looked at as accounts Amounts, like a or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will bounce Not all women are like this But yo, I got no problem it I'll pay the price if she got the tits I see nothin' with payin' for a tight clit If I'ma pay for anything, I might as pay to excite my dick I've paid for things, you should pay for something that'll last Like a French with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd open up a Honestly, I had bitch in my crib frontin' so I threw her out She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the was wrecked She should've that when she hit the deck Not to stop until she whipped her neck all, I bought her a beer And you'd think she'd be grateful and able to stuff a cock in her mouth And sure I'm taken care of before walkin' in here But no, so I her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing cold
Skeez and do you're told Cause once a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to my pole Cause a man gets old, he blossoms But when a woman gets old, she starts There's not too options Just plenty doctors with and lotions Liposuction and face and Noxema for old skin You can't escape demise by some weight off your thighs a law of nature to die You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream says it age defies These are playing games of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking that are 25 So my point? You better lick up Before eats your lips up And they aren't soft enough to suck
[Sample: American "It easy, man. It may look glamour like this, because you see me ride ya dig? down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're gonna to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."