[Sample: Interview with Gene of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a of humor that? Does it seem funny to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and confront life. The notion is, If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm you're also going to to welcome me with open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really thing to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say behind your back that I wouldn't say to face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can To a woman, to do shtick?"
Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women have ever wanted ever we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man just tell me the and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't it both ways."
1: Necro] Some are stupid, I treat 'em like shit That's how you get one to eat a Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it They to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get And they come for more Cause "Men Are Mars, Women Are From Venus" That's why they like to suck ever let them tell you different Women are just as as men They're just programmed That's why Catholic school girls are the sluts Down to it in their butts They're always somebody's nuts And why not? That's why God 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and 'em Cause before that, Adam was animals That's why women like to get fucked like It's only And don't get the idea, don't think I hate bitches I love women, that's why my religious I'm just stating facts that are down to take a And break their back bending over for you if your thing's intact They say they're not games But those are the dames playing the most The type that'll suck on a dick for They're acting like they're so But before you met them, they fucked cats, and can't remember no names Tell them off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack" And, likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more ladies get wet It's only busted bitches that take what I said Well busted bitches, they make my dick limp useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing ugly are good for Is being good friends that'll lend you money you're poor So out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be lonely And I some of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even have to look good as as they rap that are fat will have you on their lap As long as he convinces you he's an cat And if he's a person that got money Most broke will take the cock in their tummies They're not turns bitches on Once you're broke, the bitch is Money'll have a bitch in a thong stripping to It'll a bitch in a porn getting shitted on I want so money I could get any girl to sit on my schlong But I've been for centuries And haven't had a problem yet a girl to bend to the knees
I that's how you know you got game I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got I know cats trip, they're practically paying the bitch And they even play with the clit Cause she's saying shit Portraying she's afraid of dick Because you're too stupid to realize she was created to She's you quick She'll hold out on the pussy the longest time she can make you wait for it Cause she gives it up, you might diss the slut And she's thinking like business, son, "let me milk out of this schmuck" She don't a fuck, 'cause most men are foul And we're down to fuck any girl in bowels, we get around So we're looked at as accounts Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks bounce Not sayin' all women are this But yo, I got no with it I'll pay the price if she got the tits I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a clit If I'ma pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my I've paid for worse things, you should pay for something that'll Like a maid with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd up a whorehouse Honestly, I had this bitch in my frontin' so I threw her out She wasn't suckin' correct, the bitch was wrecked She should've known that she hit the deck Not to stop suckin' until she her neck all, I bought her a beer And you'd she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth And make sure I'm taken care of before walkin' in But no, so I her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing cold
Skeez and do what told Cause once a gets old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole Cause a man gets old, he blossoms But when a woman old, she starts rotting There's not too options Just plenty with operations and lotions Liposuction and face lifts and Noxema for old You can't escape by taking some weight off your thighs a law of nature to die You Death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age defies These companies are playing games of That's why these 85-year old are taking wives that are 25 So my point? You bitches lick up corrosion eats your lips up And they aren't soft enough to suck
American Pimp] "It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like this, you see me ride ya dig? Snakeskin down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."