[Sample: with Gene Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor that? Does it seem funny to you?"
[Gene "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] "Oh, that's right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too for you to take. You'd have to put the book and confront life. The notion is, that If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm you're going to have to welcome me with open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really thing to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind your I wouldn't say to your face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it to this, that this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all have ever wanted since we crawled out of caves is "why a man just tell me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You have it both ways."
[Verse 1: Some are stupid, I treat 'em like shit how you get one to eat a dick Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it They to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, some to get snuffed And they come back for Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are Venus" That's why they like to suck Don't ever let tell you different are just as horny as men They're programmed inhibition why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts Down to take it in their always lickin' somebody's nuts And why not? why God made 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his and created 'em Cause before that, Adam was fucking That's why women to get fucked like animals It's natural And don't get the wrong idea, don't I hate bitches I love women, why my masturbating's religious I'm just stating facts are down to take a smack And they'll break their back over for you if your thing's intact They say not into games But those are the dames playing the most The type that'll on a dick for cocaine They're acting like they're so But before you met them, they fifty cats, and can't remember no names Tell them right off the bat, "I you to suck on my sack" And, most likely, they'll you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more I get, the more these ladies get wet only busted bitches that can't take what I said Well busted bitches, they make my dick limp They're to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing ugly are good for Is being good friends that'll lend you money when you're So shout out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be And I know of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even have to look good as as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on lap As long as he convinces you an emotional cat And if he's a cold person got money broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies They're not turns bitches on Once you're broke, the is gone have a bitch in a thong stripping to songs It'll have a bitch in a porn getting on I want so much I could get any girl to sit on my schlong But I've broke for centuries And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the
I guess that's how you you got game I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got I know that trip, they're practically paying the bitch And they can't play with the clit Cause she's saying shit Portraying she's afraid of dick you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick She's you quick She'll hold out on the pussy the possible time she can make you wait for it Cause once she gives it up, you might diss the And she's thinking business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck" She don't give a fuck, 'cause most men are And we're down to fuck any in their bowels, we get around So looked at as bank accounts Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will Not sayin' all are like this But yo, I got no with it I'll pay the if she got the right tits I see nothin' with payin' for a tight clit If I'ma pay for anything, I might as well pay to my dick I've paid for worse things, you should pay for that'll last Like a maid with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd open up a Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib so I threw her out She wasn't dick correct, the bitch was wrecked She should've known when she hit the deck Not to stop suckin' she whipped her neck After all, I her a beer And you'd think she'd be grateful enough and to stuff a cock in her mouth And make sure I'm taken of before walkin' in here But no, so I threw her out in the rain no dough in the freezing cold
and do what you're told Cause once a slut old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole Cause when a man gets old, he But when a woman old, she starts rotting not too many options Just plenty doctors with and lotions Liposuction and face lifts and for old skin You can't escape by taking some weight off your thighs a law of nature to die You patronize Death when you old use a facial cream that says it age defies These companies are games of lies That's why these 85-year old billionaires are wives that are 25 So my point? You bitches lick up corrosion eats your lips up And they aren't soft enough to suck
[Sample: Pimp] "It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like this, because you see me ride ya down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're gonna have to to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."