[Sample: Interview with Simmons of KISS] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor that? Does it seem funny to you?"
Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] [laughing] "Oh, right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. have to put the down and confront life. The notion is, that If you want to welcome me with arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with legs."
"That's a really obnoxious thing to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something your back that I say to your face?"
"Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do shtick?"
Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women have wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man just tell me the truth and just to me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't it both ways."
[Verse 1: Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em shit That's how you get one to eat a Never be sweet to a bitch, it sick They to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so up in the head, some like to get snuffed And they back for more Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are Venus" That's why they to suck penis Don't ever let tell you different Women are as horny as men They're just programmed That's why Catholic school are the biggest sluts Down to take it in butts They're always lickin' somebody's And why not? That's why God 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and 'em Cause before that, was fucking animals That's why women to get fucked like animals It's only And don't get the wrong idea, think I hate bitches I love women, why my masturbating's religious I'm just stating facts that are to take a smack And they'll break their back bending over for you if thing's intact They say they're not into But are the dames playing the most games The type that'll suck on a dick for They're acting like they're so But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no Tell them off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack" And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more ladies get wet It's only busted bitches can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, make my dick limp They're useless to a sick pimp like me who his gratification instant But one thing ugly bitches are for Is being good friends that'll lend you money you're poor So shout out to the homely, and my condolences to you bitch Cause honey, for the rest of your life, be lonely And I know some of you are "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even have to good as long as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat will you on their lap As long as he convinces you he's an cat And if a cold person that got money Most broke bitches will the cock in their tummies not dummies Money bitches on Once you're broke, the is gone Money'll have a in a thong stripping to songs It'll have a bitch in a porn shitted on I want so much money I could get any to sit on my schlong But I've been broke for And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to to the knees
I that's how you know you got game I could be broke and bummy and get the same as a cat that's got fame I know cats trip, they're practically paying the bitch And they even play with the clit she's saying some shit Portraying she's afraid of dick you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick She's you quick She'll hold out on the pussy the longest time she can make you wait for it Cause once she it up, you might diss the slut And she's thinking business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck" She don't give a fuck, most men are foul And we're down to fuck any girl in bowels, we get around So looked at as bank accounts Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my will bounce Not sayin' all women are this But yo, I got no problem it I'll pay the if she got the right tits I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a clit If pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick paid for worse things, you should pay for something that'll last Like a French with a fat ass If I had mad cash, I'd up a whorehouse Honestly, I had this in my crib frontin' so I threw her out She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the bitch was She should've known when she hit the deck Not to stop suckin' she whipped her neck After all, I her a beer And you'd she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth And make I'm taken care of before walkin' in here But no, so I threw her out in the rain no dough in the freezing cold
Skeez and do what you're Cause once a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to my pole Cause when a man old, he blossoms But when a woman gets old, she rotting not too many options Just doctors with operations and lotions Liposuction and face lifts and for old skin You can't escape demise by taking some weight off your a law of nature to die You patronize when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age defies These companies are playing games of That's why these old billionaires are taking wives that are 25 So what's my You bitches better up corrosion eats your lips up And aren't soft enough to dick suck
[Sample: Pimp] "It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like this, because you see me ya dig? down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're gonna to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."