7 Things-spoof

Ouch.....Ouch....Ouch...
It's time for me to say this addressing all you guys.

Except for all the drag queens, who deserve a Nobel Prize.

But the straight guys-
they don't realize
what we go through everyday
and it's a lot

And now it's time for
all us females
to remind you in case
you all forgot
The seven things guys don't have to do:

1.Shave legs
2.Give birth
3.Aunt Flo
4.Wears skirts
5.Wax armpits
Hey it hurts!
6.Wear pantyhose
7.And paint your toes too
8.High heels
9.Pluck brows
10.Skip meals
11.Count pounds
12.Come girls have to carry heavy mounds
...We're way past seven now
but I keep going anyhow.
13.Uncomfy thongs
14.Tight bras
15.Tampons
16.Blow our money on beauty salons
17.Flat iron burns
18.And health concerns
from hair dye fumes
....And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do is we do it for you.

Sometimes we're hard to deal with
That-we can't deny.
But just think of the things we go through
See, that's the reason why..
we
1.Shave legs
2.Give birth
3.Aunt Flo
4.Wears skirts
5.Wax armpits
Hey it hurts!
6.Wear pantyhose
7.And paint your toes too
8.Uncomfy thongs
9.Tight bras
10.Tampons
11.Blow our money on beauty salons
12.Flat iron burns
13.And health concerns from hair dye fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do....
Is we do it for you.