7 Things Guys Don't Have To Do

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It's time for me ro say this,
Addressing all you guys.
Exceft for all the drag queens,
Who deserve a nobel prize.

But the straight guys
They don't realize
What we go through everyday
And it's a lot.

Now it's time for all us females
To remind you just in case you all forgat.

The 7 things guys dont have to do:
Shave legs, Give birth, Aunt Flow,
Wear skirts, Wax armpits, Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhose And paint your toes too.

High heels, Pluck brows, Skip meals
Count pounds, Some girls have to carry heavy mounds
We're way past 7 now but I'll keep going anyhow.

Uncomfy thongs, Tight bras, Tampons
Blow our money for
beauty salons.
Flat iron burns, And health concerns from hair dye fumes.

And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do..
Is we do it for you.

Sometimes we're hard to deal with.
That- we can't deny.
But just think of what we go through.
see, that's the reason why.

Shave legs, Give birth, Aunt Flow,
Wear skirts, Wax armpits, Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhose And paint your toes too.

Uncomfy thongs, Tight bras, Tampons
Blow our money for
beauty salons.
Flat iron burns, And health concerns from hair dye fumes.

And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do..
Is we do it for you.