Heard that they said that rainin' men But the offer that I make, it won't be again You don't have to write, you don't to call It's a one-time offer for at all
And there's no red tape, I don't it hard You don't need cash money or a card I got easy terms, and a But I need a quick decision, and I it today
And if you find you don't like my ways Well, you can send me in 30 days
Now you ever seen a man with a guarantee? Well you're lookin' at him now, the man is me And if you don't believe all the I say I'm certified by the USDA
Now the name I use is DJ Run And I'm a fast-talkin' slow-walkin' one And if you believe all the words I say Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be way
I got a 50 and a 50 share minute, every hour that I'm on the air And I come to town, I'm on a big marquee It DJ Run and me, D.M.C
And if you find that you don't my ways Well, you can send me in 30 days
A good job and lots of might not be enough And to satisfy your needs it may be But I take care and treat you nice And if it ain't once, I cold work it out twice
And if you find that you don't like my Well, you can send me in 30 days
I'm give you everything that you ever need If you need a of blood, then I'll even bleed If you're lookin' for a car, I buy you two And if you're for a pet, I'll buy a kangaroo
If you a vacation, we can fly the world And know I'll never look at another girl I'm a man, and my mind is set the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get
And if you you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30