Heard that said that it's rainin' men But the offer that I make, it won't be again You don't have to write, you don't to call It's a offer for nothing at all
And there's no red tape, I make it hard You don't need cash money or a card I got terms, and a lay-away But I need a quick decision, and I need it
And if you find that you like my ways Well, you can send me in 30 days
Now have you ever seen a man a guarantee? Well you're at him now, 'cause the man is me And if you don't believe all the I say I'm prime by the USDA
Now the name I use is DJ Run And I'm a slow-walkin' number one And if you don't all the words I say Then you're a natural born who's got to be that way
I got a 50 and a 50 share Every minute, hour that I'm on the air And when I to town, I'm on a big marquee It DJ Run and me, D.M.C
And if you find that you don't like my Well, you can send me back in 30
A job and lots of money might not be enough And to your needs it may be rough But I take some and treat you nice And if it ain't sufficient once, I work it out twice
And if you find you don't like my ways Well, you can send me in 30 days
I'm gonna give you everything you ever need If you need a pint of blood, then even bleed If you're for a car, I will buy you two And if you're for a pet, I'll buy a kangaroo
If you need a vacation, we can fly the And you'll know I'll never look at another I'm a single-minded man, and my is set the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get
And if you find you don't like my Well, you can send me in 30 days