Heard that they said it's rainin' men But the offer I make, it won't be made again You don't have to write, you don't to call It's a offer for nothing at all
And there's no red tape, I don't it hard You don't need cash money or a card I got terms, and a lay-away But I need a quick decision, and I it today
And if you find that you like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30
Now have you ever seen a man a guarantee? Well lookin' at him now, 'cause the man is me And if you believe all the things I say I'm prime by the USDA
Now the that I use is DJ Run And I'm a fast-talkin' number one And if you believe all the words I say Then you're a born fool who's got to be that way
I got a 50 rating and a 50 Every minute, hour that I'm on the air And when I to town, I'm on a big marquee It DJ Run and me, D.M.C
And if you find that you don't like my Well, you can me back in 30 days
A good job and of money might not be enough And to satisfy your it may be rough But I take some care and treat you And if it sufficient once, I cold work it out twice
And if you that you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30
I'm gonna give you everything you ever need If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even If you're lookin' for a car, I buy you two And if you're lookin' for a pet, buy a kangaroo
If you a vacation, we can fly the world And know I'll never look at another girl I'm a man, and my mind is set the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get
And if you find you don't my ways Well, you can me back in 30 days