Heard that they said that rainin' men But the offer I make, it won't be made again You have to write, you don't have to call a one-time offer for nothing at all
And there's no red tape, I don't make it You need cash money or a master card I got easy terms, and a But I need a quick decision, and I need it
And if you find that you don't like my Well, you can send me in 30 days
Now have you ever seen a man with a you're lookin' at him now, 'cause the man is me And if you believe all the things I say I'm certified prime by the
Now the name I use is DJ Run And I'm a slow-walkin' number one And if you don't believe all the I say Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be way
I got a 50 rating and a 50 Every minute, every that I'm on the air And I come to town, I'm on a big marquee It DJ Run and me, D.M.C
And if you find you don't like my ways Well, you can send me in 30 days
A good job and of money might not be enough And to your needs it may be rough But I take some care and treat you And if it sufficient once, I cold work it out twice
And if you find that you don't my ways Well, you can me back in 30 days
I'm gonna give you everything that you need If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even If you're lookin' for a car, I buy you two And if you're lookin' for a pet, buy a kangaroo
If you a vacation, we can fly the world And you'll know I'll look at another girl I'm a man, and my mind is set You're the of the '80s that I'm gonna get
And if you find you like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30