Is on? Gather round my friends and endure the horrifying sights Only your worst can produce Actual beings of a deformed nature Come at once and and indulge yourself In our own twisted amusement of another's Yes, ladies and gentlemen, enter our three ring of freaks"
Ring one, a dung a dung My Violent J and I staple my tongue To the desk in school then I run down the Scaring the shit out of all y'all Which is why you don't invite to your parties Just 'cause I look like everybody I guess you're just a bunch of hot They act like they ain't seen a Cyclops
And what's the big deal my neck Just because now and I like to let it stretch Up a couple feet to get a sight Is that any reason to scream and run in No, so, what's up with So what if I got another arm out of my back I I'm just another freak show thing And now they got me in the ring
Three ring a ding a ding ding, people love to and stare Three ring a a ding ding, it's the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding, people love to and stare Three ring a a ding ding, it's the same as everywhere
two, how do you do? I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, bitch, who? You don't try to ho Try to play me out just I'm an albino Or maybe it's the sack out my neck But jet baby, heh, not yet I'm in like a pound of lead Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my
Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my 'Cause when I was two, my momma me at the circus Abandoned at the with the freak shows Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man But I escaped to the ghetto zone Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not So don't be stickin', your finger in my face Or your stomach might receive a from the
Three ring a ding a ding ding, love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding, the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding, people love to and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding, it's the same as
I certainly you're enjoying yourselves at our three ring exhibit But to be honest I really see What's so fuckin' funny it fuckin' people are real
three, the ICP Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a on me how you get fucked up We'll squeeze your shut Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink I with my homies on a crackhouse curb Nobody wanna with a freak Who's clinically dead no heart beat
Fuck that, bitch, that I was born a wang but I never had a nut sac Just two hanging with no protection so I move real careful and You can me a weirdo, call me a freak Just 'cause my nose curl up like the shriek Is that the reason nobody wanna hang, It I chill with the three
Three ring a ding a ding ding, people to point and stare Three ring a a ding ding, it's the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding, people to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding, the same as everywhere
Well, that's it, I hope you're I you had a good time You fucking bastards You saw what you So grab your fucking And fat flop of shit wife of yours And get the out of our circus tent
You sons of bitches You think they look up Just wait till I kick lips in a couple times You'll be sitting up here like a And we'll at your folded ass
They'll call you after I done put knots All over your forehead, yeah Hey, hey boy, come here How'd you it if I tied your neck in a knot You little bitch here, I'll shove that Fucking corn dog up ass
Get the out of here Show's over Get the fuck out of You fucking bastards