Luyện nghe bài hát 270 Somethin'

You know a man does have to eat him

I love bars, eat them all the time
My meal's are super sized
And I crave the they put inside those dang ding dongs

My cholesterol is off the
I keep a blood pressure cuff on my arm
says that, My poor heart won't last too long
My nickname in was double wide
my momma fried

Now I 270 somethin'
huffin' and puffin
Lay the house all day
No wonder I can't no weight

See that on the TV
Oh don't it look cheesy
You know they deliver here for
That's why I weigh 270

My insurance said that Co pay
I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson
surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off
He stapled and sucked stuff through a

I lost a pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the room, wouldn't much left of me
When he removed the bandages from my
I couldn't believe my

Now I 180 somethin'
have to do much of nothin'
I'm lookin' Jean Claude Van Dame
To fit in a Mark Wills' pants

Now everyone who me
Can't that I'm so skinny
My body fat is nothin'
Now I weigh 180 somethin'

Now I a model with a GED
But do you think she'd be me
I if I

Still weighed, 270
Stuffin' blueberry muffins
Onion and cans of SPAM
how I got so fat

Now who sees me
believe that I'm so skinny
I used to break a just doin' nothin'
Back when I 270 somethin'

Now I 180 somethin'

Well it's probably like more like 225-26
None of y'all's how much I weigh