Luyện nghe bài hát 270 Somethin'

You know a man does have to eat him

I candy bars, eat them all the time
My combo are super sized
And I crave the stuff they put those dang ding dongs

My cholesterol is off the
I keep a blood pressure on my left arm
Doctor that, My poor heart won't last too long
My nickname in school was double
'Cause my fried

Now I 270 somethin'
huffin' and puffin
Lay around the all day
No I can't lose no weight

See that on the TV
Oh don't it look cheesy
You know they deliver for nothin'
That's why I weigh 270

My insurance that they'd Co pay
I made the same appointment Carnie made
Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love off
He stapled and sucked through a tube

I a hundred pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the room, wouldn't much left of me
he removed the bandages from my thighs
I believe my eyes

Now I weigh 180
Didn't have to do of nothin'
I'm like Jean Claude Van Dame
To fit in a Mark Wills' pants

Now everyone who me
Can't believe that I'm so
My body fat is nothin'
Now I weigh 180 somethin'

Now I date a model a GED
But do you think be with me
I if I

Still weighed, 270
down blueberry muffins
Onion rings and of SPAM
how I got so fat

Now who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so
I used to a sweat just doin' nothin'
Back when I 270 somethin'

Now I weigh 180

Well it's probably more like around 225-26
None of y'all's how much I weigh