"Today boys and girls we have a special in the house tonight And he's gonna you about life and death" I was born a God damn Dropped outta school at Found me a and lost a dime My whole life came true in a rhyme I don't know what the was on my mind I suicide 4 or 5 times Tryed to take a whiff into wrist but it didn't And it seems I'm the one that's gettin' hurt Now I gotta bullet and a chain, and I'm sweat I decide to play a game of Roulette Click, click, click I guess I I didn't win So I decide to do it and again Now it's gettin' borin' 'cause I on loosin' I guess I'm kinda for a bruisin' I take a knife and put a 6 in my head 3 times I say I wish I was dead Blood off my forehead And then I'm in my deathbed, but I'm not dead I gotta so I'm gettin' somethin' for it see I take Tylenols, about 23 So what you follow me I got 13 ways to commit Who would like to hang from a "I would I would," then close to me You get sturdy rope and put it 'round your neck Tie a real knot, or the shit won't work It's best to put it in a Just you have second thoughts you can't get loose Now at number 6 This a real no special effects or countertricks Tie a big to your foot no mistakes Then your ass in a deep lake Get yourself some gas, then that shit Then some more, then you smoke the cigarette Or better yet, get real drunk and a real long drive On the down the wrong side Brother you're bound to a hit It's like lettin' a pitbull suck a So if you follow me I got 13 ways to commit Now we're on 11 Did you know suicidalists go to heaven? 'No where they go man?" another guess Matter fact take suicidal test This is you do man Go jump your monkey ass off a tall building And you live through that one You get reincarnated mean you get to back son But I seriously doubt 'Cause you tryin' to kill yourself you don't give a shit about that All you do is die Maybe motherfuckers kill themselves but know why But I know why I'm you this "Why?" you have to kill yourself, you don't miss To prevent a miss, you put a gun in mouth And blow your fuckin' out your mommy, fuck your daddy, nobody cares Look how they you over the years What you do is kill them then you A suicidalist come true So if you wanna me I got 13 ways to suicide