"Today boys and we have a special speaker in the house tonight And he's gonna teach you about and death" I was born a God failure Dropped outta school at Found me a nickel and lost a My whole life story true in a rhyme I don't know what the fuck was on my I tried 4 or 5 times Tryed to take a whiff wrist but it didn't work And it seems I'm the only one that's gettin' Now I gotta bullet and a chain, and I'm fulla I decide to play a of Russian Roulette Click, click, I guess I loose I didn't win So I to do it again and again Now it's gettin' borin' 'cause I keep on I guess I'm kinda cruisin' for a Then I take a and put a 6 in my head 3 then I say I wish I was dead Blood drippin' off my And then I'm in my deathbed, but I'm not dead I gotta so I'm gettin' somethin' for it see I some Tylenols, about 23 So what you follow me I got 13 to commit suicide Who would like to hang a tree? "I would I would," then close to me You get some rope and put it 'round your neck Tie a real good knot, or the shit won't best to put it in a noose Just incase you have second thoughts you can't get Now we're at 6 This a goody no special effects or countertricks Tie a big rock to foot no mistakes Then jump ass in a deep lake Get yourself some gas, then drink that Then drink some more, then you the cigarette Or better yet, get real and take a real long drive On the freeway down the side you're bound to make a hit It's lettin' a pitbull suck a dick So if you wanna me I got 13 ways to suicide Now on number 11 Did you know suicidalists go to heaven? 'No where they go man?" another guess Matter fact take another suicidal is what you do man Go jump monkey ass off a real tall building And then you through that one You get reincarnated you get to come back son But I doubt that 'Cause you been tryin' to yourself you don't give a shit about that All you do is die Maybe motherfuckers kill themselves but don't why But I know why I'm you this "Why?" Should you have to kill yourself, you don't To prevent a miss, you put a gun in mouth And blow fuckin' brains out Fuck your mommy, your daddy, nobody cares Look how they treated you over the What you oughta do is kill them you A suicidalist dream come So if you follow me I got 13 ways to commit