[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man told me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a rapper that won't Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick the word play I make words that don't rhyme start rhymin "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she givin me pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that say (yeah) Stick on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!) go, rest mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get blowed by girl like red nose And every single day I'm a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Williams, yeah them know Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" versus Chamillionaire, which is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie NBA dress code Be the to' (woo), jump up and get squashed thoughts, just talk your lip gloss 'Cause you soft, thick bosses get off And I know you're thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't throw stones at a house Got my money up and I throw out of my house What cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my just passed out ran mouth and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna follow man route I'm a bad cough, sick, big, bad boss See me and they bow "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) Tryin to say you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it fill up my Uh, street money helped me get college I bust you in your face, log on and Twitter it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em like athletes Self means I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, lookin like math to me One plus one equity, what it has to be Uh, better come at your boy Or get shown the definition of real Who's as bad as me? Any other is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily like be Wanna challenge me? What a day that that'll be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too to even handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, it into confetti If I another label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm I am deadly Don't me Mister, don't ask me about my sister They don't really know me but label me a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can the charisma If I your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone towards me and I take a (cheese!) Women say you real and say that they wanna ya Haters see it happen, that day they wanna diss ya Promise a myth, you need to know I will get ya Richer, so I call up my lawyer I hit ya (uh) You mess me, impossible gonna be possible What you think we even look at the Oscars Hang me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper that we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the street and A plus K Aunt Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet Every is a better verse, you know what it's worth Since my birth been blessed with a curse, realest on the It's a curse, get nurse, in a mini skirt Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Kirk I can't ever be, she'll be me (me) Walkin through the mall like we on a spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, on black like the NAACP money, yeah I let the cat out I get any sicker I'm probably gonna pass out In the 'cause they sleep on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, here we go, I'm in the My whip got me feelin like my was Domino 'Cause it's a big six me everywhere I go Your chick is still tryin to get me in a four for some hotness, let a heat seeker know George Bush, one push, let a seeker go Hit the studio, there another heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I want a hundred dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred million dollars, hundred dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um