[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your closer And he only got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
1 - Chamillionaire] I'm in first place, in this wonderful chase I'm a current case of a rapper that break dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word play I make words that don't start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she givin me pay walk up to me, "it's nothin" that girl say (yeah) Stick on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!) go, rest mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", metroed, I'm petroed Get by your girl like red nose And every day I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Williams, yeah them know Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, is the best flow? probably see a tie like NBA dress code Be the best to' (woo), up and get squashed Just thoughts, just your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, thick get off And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this (haha) They say you shouldn't throw at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my house What your cash 'bout? I takin the tag out Ask me why I it, my wallet just passed out ran mouth and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna that man route I'm a bad cough, sick, big, bad boss See me and bow like "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) Tryin to say that you real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet it fill up my wallet Uh, street money helped me get college I bust you in face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em like athletes Self serve I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money lookin like to me One plus one equals equity, it has to be Uh, better come at your boy Or get shown the of real reality as bad as me? Any other name is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily Vanna be Wanna challenge me? What a day that that'll be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too to even handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) a budget, turn it into confetti If I start label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm motherf'in Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm I am deadly know me Mister, don't ask me about my sister They don't really me but label me like a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can the charisma If I want your opinion, log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya And official, I'm so official my iPhone towards me and I take a picture (cheese!) Women say you real and say that wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day they wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you need to know I get ya Richer, so I call up my lawyer I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible gonna be you think we even look at the Oscars for? Hang with me to hear product he a gossiper Thought we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry King of thing, my pay stay okay in the street and pass A plus K Aunt Jemima plus vagina, you a pussy Every verse is a better verse, you know what it's my birth been blessed with a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get nurse, in a mini skirt Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin the mall like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah you see, black on black like the NAACP money, yeah I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably gonna out In the studio 'cause sleep on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, that's haters is mad 'bout Here we go, here we go, I'm in the My whip got me feelin like my name was 'Cause it's a big six with me I go Your chick is still tryin to get me in a four Lookin for hotness, let a heat seeker know George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, there goes heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I know why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
[Outro - - talking] I want a million dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred dollars, hundred million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um