[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got close to tell me that because, well he was a enemy Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, Major boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in this World chase I'm a current case of a rapper won't break dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word play I make words that don't start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be hard, she givin me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that say (yeah) Stick money on my like it was my birthday (hey!) go, rest mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", metroed, I'm petroed Get blowed by your like red nose And every single day I'm catchin a cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, them know Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the best You'll probably see a tie like NBA dress Be the best to' (woo), jump up and get thoughts, just talk your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, thick get off And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this (haha) They say you shouldn't throw stones at a house Got my up and I throw out of my stash house What your cash I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I it, my wallet just passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna follow that man I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and they bow like "wow, Moss" (haha) Tryin to say that you real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it up my wallet Uh, money helped me get into college I bust you in face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em like athletes Self means I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money lookin math to me One plus one equals equity, it has to be Uh, better come at boy carefully Or get shown the definition of reality Who's as bad as me? Any other name is 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily Vanna be challenge me? What a beautiful day that that'll be You battle me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it into If I start label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm ready Was gonna it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am deadly Don't know me Mister, don't ask me about my They don't really know me but label me like a a You can have all the swagger, you can the charisma If I your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) the Mister "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" But no hate and they waitin to get ya issue And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone me and I take a picture (cheese!) Women say you real and say that wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day they wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you need to know I get ya Richer, so I call up my before I hit ya (uh) You with me, impossible gonna be possible What you think we even at the Oscars for? Hang with me to hear 'cause he a gossiper that we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the street and A plus K Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you know it's worth Since my birth been blessed a curse, realest on the Earth a curse, get another nurse, in a mini skirt Make her 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I ever be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the mall like we on a shopping (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the money, yeah I let the cat out I get any sicker I'm probably gonna pass out In the studio 'cause they sleep on me like the black got mad clout, that's what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me feelin like my name was 'Cause it's a big six with me I go Your chick is still tryin to get me in a figure Lookin for some hotness, let a seeker know George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, there goes heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I a hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars million dollars, hundred million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um