[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man once told me me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got enough to tell me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a rapper won't break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too with the word play I make words that don't rhyme start like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she givin me pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that say (yeah) Stick on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, mo', get slowed I'm "f hoes", they metroed, I'm petroed Get by your girl like red nose And every single day I'm catchin a head (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Williams, yeah them know Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie NBA dress code Be the best to' (woo), up and get squashed Just thoughts, talk your lip gloss 'Cause you soft, thick bosses get off And I know what thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't throw at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my house your cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my just passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet sucker gonna follow that man route I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and they bow like "wow, Moss" (haha) Tryin to say that you real if you got it I'm on the internet because it fill up my wallet Uh, street money helped me get college I bust you in face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over like Self means I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, lookin like math to me One plus one equals equity, it has to be Uh, better come at boy carefully Or get shown the of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any other name is 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily like be Wanna challenge me? a beautiful day that that'll be You could battle me any through Saturday You a cavity, too to even handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it into If I start another I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm motherf'in Was gonna call it "Venom", I'm strikin I am deadly Don't know me Mister, don't ask me my sister They don't really know me but label me a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can the charisma If I want your opinion, log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone me and I take a picture (cheese!) Women say you real and say that they wanna ya see it happen, that day they gonna wanna diss ya Promise a myth, you need to know I will get ya Richer, so I up my lawyer before I hit ya (uh) You mess me, impossible gonna be possible you think we even look at the Oscars for? Hang me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper Thought that we was fly but like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry King of this thing, my pay stay Mixtapes in the street and pass A K Aunt Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet Every verse is a better verse, you know what worth my birth been blessed with a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get nurse, in a mini skirt Make her work 'til her is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the mall like we on a spree (spree) Open up the garage, everything you see, black on black like the NAACP money, yeah I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm gonna pass out In the studio 'cause they on me like the black couch got mad clout, that's what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me like my name was Domino 'Cause it's a big six me everywhere I go Your chick is tryin to get me in a figure four Lookin for some hotness, let a seeker know George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, there goes another heat "whoa!" (whoa) But I know why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
[Outro - Chamillionaire - I a hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred million dollars, hundred million Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um