[Intro - - talking] Haha, a wise man once me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got close enough to me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a rapper that break dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word play I make words don't rhyme start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she me your pay Women up to me, "it's nothin" that girl say (yeah) Stick on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!) go, rest mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get blowed by your girl red nose And every single day I'm a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, them know Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" Koop' Chamillionaire, which is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie like NBA code Be the best to' (woo), up and get squashed Just thoughts, just your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, thick get off And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this (haha) They say you throw stones at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my stash What cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my wallet just out ran mouth and I bet he get ran out I bet another gonna follow that man route I'm a bad cough, sick, big, bad boss See me and they bow like "wow, Moss" (haha) to say that you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it fill up my Uh, money helped me get into college I bust you in your face, log on and about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over athletes Self serve means I'm the only person gassin me You ask of me, money lookin like math to me One plus one equity, what it has to be Uh, come at your boy carefully Or get shown the definition of real Who's as bad as me? Any other name is 'Cause I be the G's daily like Vanna be Wanna challenge me? What a day that that'll be You could battle me any through Saturday You a cavity, too to even handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it into If I another label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm motherf'in Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am Don't know me Mister, don't ask me my sister They don't really me but label me like a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can have the If I want your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Than Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya And it's official, I'm so Turn my iPhone towards me and I a picture (cheese!) say you real and say that they wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day they wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you need to I will get ya Richer, so I up my lawyer before I hit ya (uh) You mess me, impossible gonna be possible What you we even look at the Oscars for? Hang me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper Thought that we was fly but ain't like a bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the street and A plus K Aunt Jemima vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you know what it's Since my birth blessed with a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get another nurse, in a mini Make her 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I ever be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the money, yeah I let the cat out I get any then I'm probably gonna pass out In the studio 'cause they sleep on me like the black Still got mad clout, that's what haters is mad Here we go, here we go, I'm in the My whip got me feelin like my name was it's a big six with me everywhere I go Your chick is still tryin to get me in a four for some hotness, let a heat seeker know George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, goes another heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they doubt 'cause I've done this (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I want a million dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred dollars, hundred million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um