[Intro - - talking] Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your friends and keep your enemies closer And he only got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, Major boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in this wonderful World I'm a current case of a rapper that won't Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too with the word play I make words that don't rhyme rhymin like "you're gay" Be on way, I'm a mercy mercy You be workin hard, she me your pay Women up to me, "it's nothin" that girl say (yeah) Stick money on my shirt it was my birthday (hey!) go, rest mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", metroed, I'm petroed Get by your girl like red nose And single day I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Williams, yeah them know Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, is the best flow? You'll see a tie like NBA dress code Be the best to' (woo), jump up and get Just thoughts, talk your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, bosses get off And I know what thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't throw stones at a glass Got my money up and I out of my stash house What cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my wallet passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker follow that man route I'm a bad cough, sick, big, bad boss See me and they bow like "wow, Moss" (haha) Tryin to say that you ain't if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it fill up my Uh, street money helped me get into I bust you in your face, log on and about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over athletes Self serve means I'm the person that's gassin me You ask of me, money lookin like math to me One one equals equity, what it has to be Uh, come at your boy carefully Or get shown the of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any name is calamity I be flippin the G's daily like Vanna be Wanna challenge me? What a day that that'll be You could battle me any Sunday through You a cavity, too to even handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, it into confetti If I another label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm motherf'in Was gonna it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am deadly know me Mister, don't ask me about my sister They don't really know me but me like a risk a You can all the swagger, you can have the charisma If I want opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they to get ya issue And it's official, I'm so Turn my towards me and I take a picture (cheese!) say you real and say that they wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day they wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you need to I will get ya Richer, so I up my lawyer before I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible gonna be What you think we even look at the Oscars Hang with me to hear 'cause he a gossiper Thought that we was fly but ain't like a bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry King of this thing, my pay okay Mixtapes in the street and pass A K Aunt plus vagina, you a sweet pussy Every is a better verse, you know what it's worth Since my birth been blessed a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get another nurse, in a skirt Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't ever be, be payin me (me) Walkin through the like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, everything you see, black on black like the NAACP Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm gonna pass out In the studio 'cause they sleep on me like the couch got mad clout, that's what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, here we go, I'm in the My got me feelin like my name was Domino 'Cause it's a big six me everywhere I go Your is still tryin to get me in a figure four Lookin for some hotness, let a heat seeker George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, there goes another seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they doubt 'cause done this before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I want a hundred million dollars, hundred dollars Hundred million dollars, hundred million Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um