[Intro - - talking] Haha, a wise man once told me keep me friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in place, in this wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a that won't break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick the word play I make words that don't rhyme start rhymin "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she givin me pay Women up to me, "it's nothin" that girl say (yeah) Stick money on my like it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get blowed by your girl like red And every day I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, yeah them Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the best You'll probably see a tie like NBA dress Be the to' (woo), jump up and get squashed Just thoughts, just talk lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, bosses get off And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya with pause (haha) They say you shouldn't stones at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my stash What cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my just passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna that man route I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and they bow like "wow, Moss" (haha) Tryin to say you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the because it fill up my wallet Uh, street money helped me get into I you in your face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em like athletes Self serve I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money lookin like to me One one equals equity, what it has to be Uh, better come at boy carefully Or get shown the definition of real as bad as me? Any other name is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily like be Wanna challenge me? What a beautiful day that be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it confetti If I start another label I'm a it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an 'til I'm motherf'in ready Was call it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am deadly know me Mister, don't ask me about my sister They don't really know me but label me a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can have the If I your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they to get ya issue And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone towards me and I a picture (cheese!) Women say you real and say that they wanna ya Haters see it happen, that day they wanna diss ya Promise a myth, you need to know I will get ya Richer, so I up my lawyer before I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible gonna be What you think we even look at the for? Hang with me to hear 'cause he a gossiper Thought we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the and pass A plus K Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you know it's worth Since my birth been blessed a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get nurse, in a mini skirt Make her 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I ever be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the mall we on a shopping spree (spree) up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the NAACP Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably pass out In the studio 'cause sleep on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, that's what is mad 'bout we go, here we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me like my name was Domino 'Cause a big six with me everywhere I go Your chick is still to get me in a figure four Lookin for some hotness, let a seeker know George Bush, one push, let a seeker go Hit the studio, there goes another heat "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they doubt 'cause I've done before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I want a hundred million dollars, hundred million Hundred dollars, hundred million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um