[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your close and keep your enemies closer And he only got enough to tell me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a that won't break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word I make words that don't rhyme start rhymin "you're gay" Be on way, I'm a mercy mercy You be workin hard, she me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" girl say (yeah) Stick money on my like it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, rest mo', get I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get blowed by your like red nose And every single day I'm a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Williams, yeah them know Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie NBA dress code Be the best to' (woo), up and get squashed Just thoughts, just your lip gloss you spit soft, thick bosses get off And I what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) say you shouldn't throw stones at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my house What your cash 'bout? I takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my wallet just out ran mouth and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna that man route I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and they bow "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) Tryin to say that you ain't if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it up my wallet Uh, street helped me get into college I bust you in your face, log on and about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em like athletes Self serve means I'm the only that's gassin me You should ask of me, money lookin like to me One plus one equity, what it has to be Uh, come at your boy carefully Or get shown the of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any name is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily Vanna be Wanna challenge me? a beautiful day that that'll be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to even me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it into If I start another label I'm a it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm I am deadly Don't know me Mister, don't ask me about my They don't really know me but me like a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can the charisma If I want your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no and they waitin to get ya issue And it's official, I'm so Turn my iPhone towards me and I take a (cheese!) say you real and say that they wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day gonna wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you need to I will get ya Richer, so I call up my lawyer I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible be possible you think we even look at the Oscars for? Hang with me to product 'cause he a gossiper Thought that we was fly but ain't like a bro (woo) That's why I say no way, King of this thing, my pay stay okay in the street and pass A plus K Aunt Jemima vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a verse, you know what it's worth Since my birth been blessed with a curse, realest on the It's a curse, get another nurse, in a mini Make her 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I ever be, she'll be payin me (me) through the mall like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, everything you see, black on black like the NAACP money, yeah I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm gonna pass out In the studio they sleep on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My got me feelin like my name was Domino it's a big six with me everywhere I go Your chick is still tryin to get me in a four Lookin for some hotness, let a heat seeker George Bush, one push, let a seeker go Hit the studio, there goes heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
[Outro - - talking] I want a hundred million dollars, hundred dollars Hundred dollars, hundred million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um