[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got enough to tell me that because, well he was a enemy Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, Major boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in this World chase I'm a current case of a rapper that break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too with the word play I make words that don't rhyme start like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that say (yeah) Stick money on my like it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, rest mo', get I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get by your girl like red nose And every single day I'm catchin a head (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Williams, yeah them know Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the best You'll see a tie like NBA dress code Be the to' (woo), jump up and get squashed Just thoughts, just your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, thick get off And I know what thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't throw stones at a glass Got my money up and I throw out of my house What your cash 'bout? I ain't the tag out Ask me why I it, my wallet just passed out ran mouth and I bet he get ran out I bet sucker gonna follow that man route I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and bow like "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) to say that you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it fill up my Uh, money helped me get into college I bust you in your face, log on and Twitter it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over athletes Self serve means I'm the only that's gassin me You should ask of me, lookin like math to me One one equals equity, what it has to be Uh, better come at your boy Or get the definition of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any name is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily Vanna be Wanna me? What a beautiful day that that'll be You battle me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) a budget, turn it into confetti If I start another label I'm a it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm ready Was gonna it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am deadly Don't know me Mister, ask me about my sister don't really know me but label me like a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can have the If I want opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Than Pic Ya Makin" But it's no and they waitin to get ya issue And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone towards me and I a picture (cheese!) say you real and say that they wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day gonna wanna diss ya Promise a myth, you need to know I will get ya Richer, so I call up my before I hit ya (uh) You with me, impossible gonna be possible What you think we look at the Oscars for? Hang with me to hear product he a gossiper Thought we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) why I say no way, Larry King of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the and pass A plus K Aunt plus vagina, you a sweet pussy Every is a better verse, you know what it's worth Since my birth been with a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get another nurse, in a skirt Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Kirk I can't be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the mall we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker I'm probably gonna pass out In the studio 'cause they sleep on me like the couch Still got mad clout, that's what is mad 'bout Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me feelin like my was Domino 'Cause it's a big six with me I go Your is still tryin to get me in a figure four for some hotness, let a heat seeker know George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, goes another heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I know why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
[Outro - Chamillionaire - I a hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred million dollars, million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um