[Intro - - talking] Haha, a wise man once told me me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got enough to tell me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in place, in this wonderful World chase I'm a case of a rapper that won't break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word I words that don't rhyme start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be hard, she givin me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" girl say (yeah) Stick money on my shirt it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, rest mo', get I'm "f hoes", they metroed, I'm petroed Get blowed by your girl red nose And single day I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, them know Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" versus Chamillionaire, which is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie like NBA code Be the best to' (woo), up and get squashed Just thoughts, just talk your lip 'Cause you soft, thick bosses get off And I know what thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) say you shouldn't throw stones at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my stash What cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I it, my wallet just passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna follow man route I'm a bad cough, sick, big, bad boss See me and they bow "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) to say that you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it fill up my Uh, street money me get into college I bust you in your face, log on and about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em like athletes Self serve means I'm the person that's gassin me You should ask of me, lookin like math to me One plus one equals equity, it has to be Uh, better at your boy carefully Or get shown the definition of real Who's as bad as me? Any other name is 'Cause I be flippin the G's like Vanna be Wanna challenge me? What a beautiful day that be You could battle me any through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, it into confetti If I start label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an 'til I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna call it "Venom", I'm strikin I am deadly Don't know me Mister, don't ask me my sister don't really know me but label me like a risk a You can all the swagger, you can have the charisma If I want your opinion, I'll log on the and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Than Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya And it's official, I'm so Turn my iPhone me and I take a picture (cheese!) Women say you real and say that they wanna ya see it happen, that day they gonna wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you to know I will get ya Richer, so I call up my lawyer I hit ya (uh) You with me, impossible gonna be possible What you we even look at the Oscars for? Hang with me to hear product 'cause he a that we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry King of this thing, my pay okay Mixtapes in the street and pass A K Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you know it's worth Since my birth been blessed with a curse, realest on the It's a curse, get another nurse, in a mini her work 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't ever be, be payin me (me) Walkin through the mall we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably pass out In the studio 'cause they on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, that's haters is mad 'bout Here we go, here we go, I'm in the My whip got me like my name was Domino 'Cause it's a big six me everywhere I go Your chick is still to get me in a figure four Lookin for hotness, let a heat seeker know George Bush, one push, let a seeker go Hit the studio, there goes another seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I know why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
[Outro - Chamillionaire - I want a million dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred million dollars, million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um