[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your closer And he only got close enough to tell me that because, he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in this World chase I'm a current case of a rapper won't break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word I make words that don't start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on way, I'm a mercy mercy You be workin hard, she givin me pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" girl say (yeah) Stick money on my shirt like it was my (hey!) Let's go, mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get blowed by your girl red nose And every single day I'm a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Williams, yeah them know Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie like NBA dress Be the best to' (woo), up and get squashed thoughts, just talk your lip gloss 'Cause you soft, thick bosses get off And I know what thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't throw at a glass house Got my money up and I out of my stash house What your cash 'bout? I ain't the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my wallet just out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna follow that man I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and bow like "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) to say that you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it up my wallet Uh, street money helped me get into I bust you in your face, log on and about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over athletes Self serve I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money like math to me One plus one equity, what it has to be Uh, come at your boy carefully Or get the definition of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any other is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily like be challenge me? What a beautiful day that that'll be You could battle me any Sunday Saturday You a cavity, too to even handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it confetti If I start another label I'm a it "Machete" Nah, drop an album 'til I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm I am deadly know me Mister, don't ask me about my sister They don't really know me but label me a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can the charisma If I want your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and ya (Tweet) the Mister "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" But no hate and they waitin to get ya issue And it's official, I'm so Turn my iPhone towards me and I take a (cheese!) Women say you real and say that they wanna ya see it happen, that day they gonna wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you need to I will get ya Richer, so I up my lawyer before I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible gonna be What you think we even look at the Oscars Hang with me to hear product he a gossiper that we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry King of this thing, my pay stay Mixtapes in the street and pass A K Aunt Jemima vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you what it's worth Since my birth been with a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get nurse, in a mini skirt Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't ever be, she'll be me (me) Walkin the mall like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on like the NAACP money, yeah I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably pass out In the studio 'cause they sleep on me the black couch got mad clout, that's what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me feelin like my was Domino 'Cause it's a big six with me I go chick is still tryin to get me in a figure four Lookin for some hotness, let a heat know George Bush, one push, let a seeker go Hit the studio, there goes another heat "whoa!" (whoa) But I know why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I want a hundred dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred million dollars, hundred dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um