[Intro - - talking] Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your friends and keep your enemies closer And he only got close to tell me that because, well he was a enemy Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, Major boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a rapper that won't Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too with the word play I make words that don't rhyme start like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be hard, she givin me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that say (yeah) money on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get blowed by your girl red nose And single day I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, yeah them Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the flow? You'll probably see a tie like NBA code Be the best to' (woo), up and get squashed Just thoughts, talk your lip gloss 'Cause you soft, thick bosses get off And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this (haha) They say you throw stones at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my house What cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my wallet just out ran mouth and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna that man route I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and they bow like "wow, Moss" (haha) Tryin to say that you real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it up my wallet Uh, street helped me get into college I you in your face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em like athletes serve means I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money lookin math to me One plus one equity, what it has to be Uh, come at your boy carefully Or get shown the of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any name is calamity I be flippin the G's daily like Vanna be Wanna challenge me? What a beautiful day that'll be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to even me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it into If I another label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm motherf'in Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am Don't know me Mister, don't ask me about my They don't really know me but label me a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can have the If I want your opinion, I'll log on the and Twit ya (Tweet) the Mister "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no and they waitin to get ya issue And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone towards me and I a picture (cheese!) Women say you real and say they wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, day they gonna wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you to know I will get ya Richer, so I call up my before I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, gonna be possible What you we even look at the Oscars for? Hang with me to hear 'cause he a gossiper that we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry King of this thing, my pay stay Mixtapes in the street and A plus K Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you know it's worth Since my birth been blessed with a curse, realest on the It's a curse, get another nurse, in a mini Make her work her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I ever be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the mall like we on a spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably pass out In the studio they sleep on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me feelin my name was Domino 'Cause it's a big six with me I go Your chick is still tryin to get me in a four Lookin for some hotness, let a heat know Bush, one push, let a heat seeker go Hit the studio, there goes heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they doubt 'cause I've this before (whoa)
[Outro - Chamillionaire - I want a hundred dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred million dollars, million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um