[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man once told me keep me friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, Major boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in wonderful World chase I'm a current of a rapper that won't break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick the word play I make words that don't rhyme start rhymin "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" girl say (yeah) Stick money on my shirt like it was my (hey!) go, rest mo', get slowed I'm "f hoes", they metroed, I'm petroed Get blowed by your girl like red And every day I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, yeah them Put it on a and call it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the best You'll probably see a tie like NBA code Be the to' (woo), jump up and get squashed Just thoughts, just talk lip gloss 'Cause you soft, thick bosses get off And I what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't throw stones at a house Got my money up and I out of my stash house What your 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my just passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna follow man route I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and bow like "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) Tryin to say you ain't real if you got it I'm on the internet because it fill up my wallet Uh, street money me get into college I bust you in your face, log on and Twitter it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over like serve means I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money like math to me One one equals equity, what it has to be Uh, better come at boy carefully Or get the definition of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any name is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's like Vanna be Wanna me? What a beautiful day that that'll be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, it into confetti If I start another I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an 'til I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna call it "Venom", I'm strikin I am deadly Don't know me Mister, ask me about my sister They really know me but label me like a risk a You can all the swagger, you can have the charisma If I want your opinion, log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no and they waitin to get ya issue And it's official, I'm so Turn my iPhone towards me and I take a (cheese!) Women say you real and say that they wanna ya Haters see it happen, day they gonna wanna diss ya it's a myth, you need to know I will get ya Richer, so I call up my before I hit ya (uh) You mess me, impossible gonna be possible What you think we even at the Oscars for? with me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper Thought we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, King of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the street and pass A K Aunt Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet verse is a better verse, you know what it's worth Since my birth been blessed with a curse, on the Earth It's a curse, get another nurse, in a skirt her work 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't ever be, she'll be me (me) Walkin the mall like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah you see, black on black like the NAACP Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably gonna out In the studio they sleep on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, that's what is mad 'bout Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me feelin like my was Domino 'Cause it's a big six me everywhere I go Your chick is tryin to get me in a figure four Lookin for some hotness, let a seeker know Bush, one push, let a heat seeker go Hit the studio, there another heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they doubt 'cause I've done before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I a hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred dollars, hundred million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um