[Intro - - talking] Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies And he only got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a rapper won't break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word I make words that don't start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on way, I'm a mercy mercy You be workin hard, she me your pay Women up to me, "it's nothin" that girl say (yeah) Stick money on my shirt it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, mo', get slowed I'm like "f hoes", metroed, I'm petroed Get blowed by your girl like red And every single day I'm a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, them know Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the best You'll probably see a tie like NBA code Be the best to' (woo), jump up and get Just thoughts, just talk your lip 'Cause you spit soft, thick get off And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya with pause (haha) They say you shouldn't stones at a glass house Got my money up and I throw out of my house What cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my wallet just out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna that man route I'm a bad cough, sick, big, bad boss See me and they bow like "wow, Moss" (haha) Tryin to say you ain't real if you got it I'm on the internet because it fill up my wallet Uh, street money helped me get into I bust you in face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over athletes serve means I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money like math to me One plus one equity, what it has to be Uh, better at your boy carefully Or get shown the of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any other is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily Vanna be challenge me? What a beautiful day that that'll be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to even me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it confetti If I start another label I'm a it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an 'til I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm I am deadly Don't know me Mister, don't ask me about my They don't really know me but label me a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can have the If I your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone towards me and I a picture (cheese!) Women say you real and say they wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, day they gonna wanna diss ya Promise a myth, you need to know I will get ya Richer, so I call up my before I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible gonna be What you think we look at the Oscars for? Hang with me to product 'cause he a gossiper that we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the street and pass A K Aunt Jemima vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you what it's worth Since my birth been blessed a curse, realest on the Earth a curse, get another nurse, in a mini skirt Make her 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't ever be, be payin me (me) Walkin through the like we on a shopping spree (spree) up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the NAACP Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm gonna pass out In the studio 'cause they on me like the black couch got mad clout, that's what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, here we go, I'm in the My whip got me like my name was Domino 'Cause a big six with me everywhere I go Your chick is tryin to get me in a figure four for some hotness, let a heat seeker know George Bush, one push, let a seeker go Hit the studio, there goes another seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
[Outro - Chamillionaire - I a hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars Hundred million dollars, million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um