[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man once told me me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he only got close to tell me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a rapper that break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the word I make words don't rhyme start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she givin me pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that say (yeah) Stick money on my shirt it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, rest mo', get I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, I'm Get blowed by your girl like red And every single day I'm a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, yeah know Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie like NBA code Be the best to' (woo), jump up and get thoughts, just talk your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, bosses get off And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya with this (haha) They say you shouldn't throw stones at a house Got my money up and I out of my stash house your cash 'bout? I ain't takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my just passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet sucker gonna follow that man route I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and bow like "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) Tryin to say that you ain't if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it fill up my Uh, street money me get into college I you in your face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over like serve means I'm the only person that's gassin me You should ask of me, money lookin like to me One plus one equals equity, it has to be Uh, come at your boy carefully Or get shown the of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any name is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily like be Wanna challenge me? What a day that that'll be You could me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to even me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, it into confetti If I another label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album 'til I'm ready Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am Don't know me Mister, ask me about my sister They don't really know me but label me a risk a You can all the swagger, you can have the charisma If I want opinion, I'll log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) It's the "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" But it's no hate and waitin to get ya issue And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone towards me and I take a (cheese!) Women say you real and say that wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day they wanna diss ya Promise a myth, you need to know I will get ya Richer, so I call up my before I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible be possible What you think we even look at the Oscars Hang me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper Thought that we was fly but ain't like a bro (woo) That's why I say no way, King of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the and pass A plus K Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet pussy Every verse is a better verse, you what it's worth Since my birth been blessed with a curse, on the Earth It's a curse, get another nurse, in a skirt Make her work her feet is hurt, open up your purse, Captain Kirk I can't be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin the mall like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably gonna out In the studio 'cause they on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, that's what haters is mad Here we go, we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me like my name was Domino it's a big six with me everywhere I go Your chick is still tryin to get me in a four Lookin for some hotness, let a heat seeker George Bush, one push, let a seeker go Hit the studio, there goes another heat "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't why they doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I want a hundred million dollars, hundred dollars million dollars, hundred million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um