Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
lets see here now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look like Terry Clark or Hill or somebody. Hm, this ain't a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na house C.M.T. Thought I'd have a night snack So I headed to the kitchen on a commercial When called me back
It was the sexiest voice I'd ever heard out of my television set Said, "Call now, you can hear me And I'll tell ya my naughtiness."
So hesitation or further ado I grabbed a hold of my And dialed the number on my screen
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...Ohhhh man! So I kicked the recliner And on the second She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your card number, please."
I said, "How will it cost For this trip to paradise?" She said, "You can't put a on love" That's another $4.98 went bye
After an hour of She had me on the receiver Well, I up a sweat, I's out of breath Over
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
Like a man I dialed her number noon and night And slowly but we fell in love As my phone bill shot out of
After so many costly heart to I just had to her face to face She wouldn't give me her address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought it'd to a passion palace penthouse in the sky And, I must admit I was a little let When I found her in a wide ...A wide???
That beauty I envisioned That goddess that me crazy Answered the door a cigar in her mouth And weighin' in at two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love conquers all, well I reckon true Even it's for a fee We I do, and now were one she makes two of me
And she to me no charge Every time she takes a And I'll have to work As as all you jerks dial
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
...I you baby. Come here to me. Smooch-smooch