Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he see here now...one...nine hunderd... boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, this ain't a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na house C.M.T. I'd have a late night snack So I headed to the kitchen on a break When sup'm called me
It was the voice that I'd ever heard Comin' out of my set Said, "Call now, you can me live And I'll tell ya my naughtiness."
So without hesitation or ado I a hold of my Visa And dialed the flashin' on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
...Ohhhh man! So I back the recliner And on the second She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your card number, please."
I said, "How will it cost For this trip to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" That's another $4.98 minute bye
After an hour of She had me chewin' on the Well, I worked up a sweat, I's out of Over
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
Like a man I dialed her number noon and night And slowly but surely we fell in As my bill shot out of sight
After so many costly to hearts I just had to meet her face to She wouldn't give me her home So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought it'd to a passion palace Some in the sky And, I must admit I was a let down When I found her in a double ...A wide???
That beauty that I goddess that drove me crazy Answered the with a cigar in her mouth And weighin' in at two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love conquers all, I reckon it's true Even when for a fee We said I do, and now one Though she two of me
And she talks to me no Every time she a breather And never have to work As long as all you dial
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...I you baby. Come here to me. Smooch-smooch