Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he see here now...one...nine hunderd... boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look like Terry or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na watchin' C.M.T. Thought I'd have a night snack So I to the kitchen on a commercial break When sup'm called me
It was the voice that I'd ever heard Comin' out of my set Said, "Call now, you can hear me And I'll tell ya my naughtiness."
So hesitation or further ado I a hold of my Visa And the number flashin' on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
...Ohhhh man! So I back the recliner And on the second She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your credit number, please."
I said, "How much will it For this trip to paradise?" She said, "You can't put a on love" That's another $4.98 went bye
After an of conversation She had me on the receiver Well, I up a sweat, I's out of breath 1-900-SHEILA
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
Like a man possessed I dialed her Mornin' and night And slowly but surely we fell in As my phone bill out of sight
After so many costly heart to I just had to her face to face She give me her home address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought it'd lead to a palace Some in the sky And, I must admit I was a little let When I her in a double wide ...A wide???
beauty that I envisioned That goddess drove me crazy Answered the door a cigar in her mouth And in at over two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love all, well I reckon it's true when it's for a fee We I do, and now were one Though she two of me
And she talks to me no Every time she a breather And never have to work As as all you jerks dial
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
...I love you baby. Come to me. Smooch-smooch