Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he lets see now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look like Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na watchin' C.M.T. Thought I'd have a late night So I headed to the kitchen on a break When sup'm called me
It was the voice that I'd ever heard out of my television set Said, "Call now, you can me live And I'll tell ya my naughtiness."
So without hesitation or ado I a hold of my Visa And dialed the number on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...Ohhhh man! So I kicked the recliner And on the second She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your card number, please."
I said, "How much it cost For this here to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" another $4.98 minute went bye
After an hour of She had me on the receiver Well, I up a sweat, I's out of breath Over
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
Like a man possessed I dialed her Mornin' noon and And but surely we fell in love As my phone bill shot out of
After so many heart to hearts I just had to meet her to face She wouldn't give me her address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I it'd lead to a passion palace penthouse in the sky And, I must admit I was a let down When I found her in a double ...A wide???
That beauty I envisioned That goddess that drove me Answered the door with a in her mouth And weighin' in at two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love all, well I reckon it's true Even when for a fee We said I do, and now one she makes two of me
And she to me no charge Every she takes a breather And I'll never have to As long as all you jerks
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...I love you baby. Come here to me.