Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he see here now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na watchin' C.M.T. Thought I'd have a late snack So I headed to the kitchen on a break When called me back
It was the voice that I'd ever heard out of my television set Said, "Call now, you can hear me And I'll tell ya my naughtiness."
So without or further ado I grabbed a of my Visa And the number flashin' on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...Ohhhh man! So I back the recliner And on the second She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your card number, please."
I said, "How much will it For this here to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" That's another $4.98 went bye
After an hour of She had me on the receiver Well, I worked up a sweat, I's out of Over
You can it all to me I'm your phone
Like a man I dialed her number noon and night And slowly but we fell in love As my phone bill out of sight
After so many costly heart to I just had to her face to face She wouldn't give me her home So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought it'd to a passion palace Some in the sky And, I must admit I was a let down When I her in a double wide ...A wide???
That that I envisioned goddess that drove me crazy Answered the door with a in her mouth And in at over two eighty. He-he-ho!
say love conquers all, well I reckon it's true Even when for a fee We I do, and now were one she makes two of me
And she talks to me no time she takes a breather And I'll have to work As long as all you dial
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...I love you baby. Come to me. Smooch-smooch