Cledus T. Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he see here now...one...nine hunderd... boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look like Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this ain't a line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's up 'na house watchin' C.M.T. I'd have a late night snack So I headed to the kitchen on a break When sup'm called me
It was the sexiest voice I'd ever heard out of my television set Said, "Call now, you can hear me And I'll tell ya my naughtiness."
So hesitation or further ado I grabbed a of my Visa And dialed the flashin' on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
...Ohhhh man! So I back the recliner And on the ring She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. credit card number, please."
I said, "How much will it For this trip to paradise?" She said, "You can't put a on love" That's another $4.98 minute bye
After an hour of She had me chewin' on the Well, I worked up a sweat, I's out of 1-900-SHEILA
You can it all to me I'm your phone
Like a man possessed I dialed her Mornin' and night And slowly but surely we fell in As my phone bill shot out of
After so many costly heart to I had to meet her face to face She wouldn't give me her home So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought lead to a passion palace Some in the sky And, I admit I was a little let down When I her in a double wide ...A double
That that I envisioned That goddess that drove me Answered the door with a in her mouth And weighin' in at two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love conquers all, well I reckon it's Even when for a fee We I do, and now were one she makes two of me
And she talks to me no Every she takes a breather And I'll never have to As long as all you jerks
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...I love you baby. Come to me. Smooch-smooch