Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he lets see now...one...nine hunderd... boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's up 'na house watchin' C.M.T. I'd have a late night snack So I headed to the kitchen on a commercial sup'm called me back
It was the voice that I'd ever heard out of my television set Said, "Call now, you can hear me And I'll ya 'bout my naughtiness."
So without hesitation or ado I a hold of my Visa And the number flashin' on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...Ohhhh man! So I back the recliner And on the second She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your card number, please."
I said, "How much it cost For here trip to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" That's another $4.98 went bye
an hour of conversation She had me on the receiver Well, I up a sweat, I's out of breath Over
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
Like a man possessed I dialed her noon and night And slowly but surely we in love As my phone bill shot out of
After so many heart to hearts I just had to her face to face She give me her home address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought lead to a passion palace penthouse in the sky And, I must I was a little let down When I her in a double wide ...A wide???
That beauty that I That that drove me crazy the door with a cigar in her mouth And in at over two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say conquers all, well I reckon it's true Even it's for a fee We I do, and now were one she makes two of me
And she to me no charge time she takes a breather And I'll never to work As long as all you dial
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...I love you baby. Come to me. Smooch-smooch