Cledus T. Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he lets see now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I hope I get a purdy'n. she'll look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope ain't a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na house C.M.T. Thought I'd have a late snack So I headed to the kitchen on a break When called me back
It was the sexiest that I'd ever heard Comin' out of my set Said, "Call now, you can hear me And I'll tell ya my naughtiness."
So without or further ado I a hold of my Visa And dialed the flashin' on my screen
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...Ohhhh man! So I back the recliner And on the ring She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your credit number, please."
I said, "How much will it For here trip to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" That's another $4.98 minute bye
After an of conversation She had me on the receiver Well, I up a sweat, I's out of breath 1-900-SHEILA
You can it all to me I'm your phone
Like a man possessed I her number noon and night And slowly but surely we in love As my bill shot out of sight
so many costly heart to hearts I just had to her face to face She wouldn't give me her home So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I it'd lead to a passion palace Some in the sky And, I must admit I was a let down When I found her in a double ...A wide???
That beauty I envisioned That goddess that drove me the door with a cigar in her mouth And weighin' in at two eighty. He-he-ho!
say love conquers all, well I reckon it's true Even when for a fee We I do, and now were one she makes two of me
And she to me no charge Every time she takes a And I'll have to work As long as all you dial
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...I love you baby. Come here to me.