Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he lets see now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I hope I get a purdy'n. she'll look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this ain't a line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na watchin' C.M.T. Thought I'd have a night snack So I to the kitchen on a commercial break When sup'm called me
It was the sexiest voice that I'd heard Comin' out of my set Said, "Call now, you can me live And tell ya 'bout my naughtiness."
So hesitation or further ado I grabbed a of my Visa And dialed the number on my screen
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...Ohhhh man! So I kicked back the And on the second She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your card number, please."
I said, "How will it cost For here trip to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" That's another $4.98 went bye
After an of conversation She had me on the receiver Well, I worked up a sweat, I's out of Over
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
Like a man possessed I dialed her Mornin' noon and And but surely we fell in love As my bill shot out of sight
After so many heart to hearts I had to meet her face to face She give me her home address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought lead to a passion palace Some in the sky And, I must I was a little let down When I found her in a double ...A double
That beauty that I goddess that drove me crazy Answered the with a cigar in her mouth And weighin' in at two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love conquers all, well I reckon it's when it's for a fee We I do, and now were one Though she two of me
And she to me no charge time she takes a breather And I'll never to work As long as all you dial
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...I you baby. Come here to me. Smooch-smooch