Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
lets see here now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look like Terry Clark or Faith or somebody. Hm, this ain't a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's up 'na house watchin' C.M.T. Thought I'd have a late snack So I to the kitchen on a commercial break When sup'm called me
It was the sexiest that I'd ever heard out of my television set Said, "Call now, you can me live And tell ya 'bout my naughtiness."
So hesitation or further ado I grabbed a hold of my And the number flashin' on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
...Ohhhh man! So I kicked the recliner And on the ring She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your credit number, please."
I said, "How much it cost For this trip to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" That's another $4.98 went bye
an hour of conversation She had me chewin' on the Well, I up a sweat, I's out of breath Over
You can it all to me I'm your phone
Like a man I dialed her number noon and night And slowly but surely we fell in As my phone bill shot out of
After so costly heart to hearts I just had to meet her to face She wouldn't me her home address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I it'd lead to a passion palace Some in the sky And, I must admit I was a little let When I found her in a wide ...A double
That beauty that I That goddess that me crazy Answered the door with a cigar in her And in at over two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love conquers all, I reckon it's true Even it's for a fee We I do, and now were one she makes two of me
And she to me no charge Every she takes a breather And I'll never to work As as all you jerks dial
You can it all to me I'm your fantasy
...I you baby. Come here to me. Smooch-smooch