Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he lets see now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this ain't a line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na house C.M.T. Thought I'd a late night snack So I headed to the kitchen on a break When sup'm me back
It was the sexiest voice that I'd heard out of my television set Said, "Call now, you can me live And I'll ya 'bout my naughtiness."
So without or further ado I grabbed a hold of my And dialed the number on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...Ohhhh man! So I kicked back the And on the ring She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your card number, please."
I said, "How much it cost For this here to paradise?" She said, "You put a price on love" That's another $4.98 went bye
After an of conversation She had me chewin' on the Well, I worked up a sweat, I's out of Over
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
Like a man I dialed her number Mornin' noon and And slowly but surely we fell in As my bill shot out of sight
so many costly heart to hearts I just had to meet her to face She wouldn't give me her home So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought it'd to a passion palace penthouse in the sky And, I admit I was a little let down When I her in a double wide ...A double
That beauty I envisioned That goddess drove me crazy Answered the door with a cigar in her And in at over two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love conquers all, I reckon it's true Even it's for a fee We I do, and now were one Though she two of me
And she to me no charge Every time she a breather And I'll never have to As long as all you jerks
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...I love you baby. Come here to me.