Cledus T. Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)
He-he-he-he-he see here now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look like Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this a party line. we go!
Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na watchin' C.M.T. Thought I'd a late night snack So I headed to the on a commercial break When sup'm called me
It was the sexiest that I'd ever heard Comin' out of my set Said, "Call now, you can me live And I'll ya 'bout my naughtiness."
So hesitation or further ado I grabbed a hold of my And dialed the number on my screen
You can it all to me I'm your phone
...Ohhhh man! So I back the recliner And on the ring She whispered, "Hello. is Sheila. Your credit number, please."
I said, "How much will it For this trip to paradise?" She said, "You can't put a on love" That's another $4.98 minute bye
After an of conversation She had me on the receiver Well, I up a sweat, I's out of breath 1-900-SHEILA
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
Like a man possessed I her number noon and night And but surely we fell in love As my phone bill out of sight
so many costly heart to hearts I just had to meet her face to She give me her home address So I had her traced. He-he.
Well, I thought lead to a passion palace penthouse in the sky And, I must I was a little let down I found her in a double wide ...A double
That beauty I envisioned That that drove me crazy Answered the door a cigar in her mouth And weighin' in at two eighty. He-he-ho!
They say love conquers all, well I it's true Even when for a fee We I do, and now were one she makes two of me
And she to me no charge Every time she a breather And never have to work As long as all you jerks
You can it all to me I'm phone fantasy
...I love you baby. Come here to me.