Yo, hello, 1-900 L.L. J? whassup? Can you bust a funky rhyme for me? Yeah, I can do that, check this one out,
I motivate, accelerate, devestate, and I don't smoke crack, so I lose weight Give me the pussy and the and the mic and I'm straight Go to a resteraunt, me steak Then cook my chicken with Shake 'N I leave all the preachin' to Reverand How much money can one man make?
I'm what's known as a true I write fast without a typewriter Go the flow, but no, I'm not a biter Can't a cock-a-roach and a spider Hell, you as well get a glass of punch 'Cause you're my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh And bitin my ain't slick I got your gold teeth marks all my
Complications and aggravation, an unnecessary I'm Sunkist, good vibrations Your album sounds a compilation Cool out, grab a seat and 'cause I'ma start dismissin' MC's, who's out there frontin' Talkin' all that yang, yo you somethin' Shoulda treated me royal, yo he loyal Now it's all about chaos and turmoil, that microphone I'ma show you the real meaning of the danger
Yo hello, is 1-900 L.L. Cool J? whassup? Can you tell me you do when you're coolin' out?" Yo, this out
Now when I'm out, no time for a granny Just a fly girl in T-shirt and Can L.L. man, can he? I tell you what, up the fanny 'Cause on a bedroom tomb, J Not too big, but to play with In addition, you on a You need to audition for position
Doin damage is a tradition Name your next intermission You're full of preservatives too conservative I'm full of flair, faire, debonaire There's no competition, for here So don't waste time and breath I'm you all a big F
I envelop as the song goes on The rhyme I'm asiatic, acrobatic, You want no static, anyway, I ain't havin' it I see the microphone, I'm grabbin' it Plug it in and take LL XL, xtra-large,
Hello? whassup, girl? How you doin', girl? I tryin' to call you all day up, I was talkin' to L.L., he was kickin' some mo' Hyped up to me Word, I spoke to him today too, them rhymes was Well, not to cut you short but I go 'cause my man is here Alright, see ya