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Took her off the showroom floor no money the Chrysler buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two hundred under the hood Junk in the trunk far from damaged goods
Designer frames with windshields stay tinted The beautiful thing someone invented Her wrangler had a on the bumper A sign in case tow trucks tried to her
Rear view mirror that of William Starin' was a then the look, kill 'em Brush showers and the Brazilian wax Cash in the compartment free from tax
Low on the odometer Graduate with more degrees than a Spark plugs for great She would focus on the finish line and
Steerin' in the direction Made sure I wore seat belts, had air for protection In her tank she loved to stash my I kept her full, super-unleaded
She had a room full of skirts and The old ones used to swing off ropes that often hung from A temp at the Ford modeling Suburban where the Caucasians be
Her was a Cherokee Indian and navigator travelin' then begin Sharpenin' his on Plymouth Rock who raise cattle on the sellin' of livestock
King of the frontier, rider of He was just as sharp as a needle thread in truth but known to run the herd His sons were olds mobiles who drank
cruisers sittin' on fertile soil With that ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the horse a Volkswagen They Mustang Sally and lollygaggin'
Fished in Lake Tahoe, the barracudas Hunted impalas with the From a long with the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em them over
got caught in the crossfire Bunch of rabbits indicatin' dudes should retire One was bald rockin' a sunroof A gas guzzler and his was one tooth
A strong accent, and a beard like Who hated the golf course, but he drinkin' Avenger, used to pick up Had magnums that ram tough but thick
He wore blazers where he to hide the Ruger For encounters the jaguars and cougars A veteran who salute and sing the anthem In accord with the he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she body work the whole summer She had a few who used to stay in a pound Abandoned the parkin' lots, and junk yard
Regulars in rest and truck stops players, known to make the tape pop Gold diggers who on the cream Wells Fargo In Vegas, circle around the Monte Carlo
You know the with the fangs and vipers who [Incomprehensible] juice then piss from diapers Met the at the Outback steakhouse cutlets supreme just for takeout
One of was forced to live in Astoria 'Cause at the auction, had crowned Victoria Since then her friends her battery Had her off with the sweets of flattery
She kept a muffler, couldn't trust her Police used to always pull over duster A pothead who some a fire bird A foul mouth, who could have used words
Her man used to and ran a crack corner So insecure he kept on her with his visors low, high-beamin' Temper would accelerate, private eye
He would her consoles for rubbers She would pass the inspection flyin' colors She would left if he said right On her cycle, he would run red lights His voiced as she dodged the convo
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Her owner, all he did was bone her Some drove her crazy, she was a loner He had her transmission fluids Said it was an accident, mean to do it
No insurance with her grill She sobbed uncontrollably, stayed Another eclipse so the heart Like the freezin' weather never gave her a start
Plus he had a in his garage If he needed a boost, she would give him a He was sentenced for runnin' an service Escaped from prison but made a few
His baby [Incomprehensible] BMW one on the list, so he brought trouble to She done to gain her liberty Tried to be outty, but went delivery
Moved to Aspen, survived a A element, inside a fatter ranch Far away, when she changed the The distance was like from Mercury to