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Took her off the showroom floor no down the Chrysler buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two hundred horse-power under the in the trunk very far from damaged goods
Designer frames with that stay tinted The most beautiful thing someone Her wrangler had a sticker on the A sign in tow trucks tried to dump her
Rear view mirror of Serena William Starin' was a then the look, kill 'em Brush less showers and the wax Cash in the glove compartment free tax
Low mileage on the Graduate more degrees than a thermometer plugs for great conversation She would focus on the finish and destination
in the right direction Made sure I seat belts, had air bags for protection In her she loved to stash my tool I kept her full, super-unleaded
She had a full of skirts and rims The old ones used to swing off ropes that hung from limbs A temp at the Ford modeling Suburban area where the be
Her was a Cherokee Indian Explorer and travelin' then begin Sharpenin' his arrows on Plymouth Commander-in-chief who raise on the sellin' of livestock
King of the frontier, rider of He was just as as a needle without thread Legend in truth but known to run the His were olds mobiles who drank thunderbird
cruisers sittin' on fertile soil With that ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the pulled a Volkswagen They love Sally and lollygaggin'
Fished in Lake Tahoe, the barracudas Hunted impalas the six-shooters From a long with the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em them over
Some got caught in the Bunch of rabbits these dudes should retire One was going bald a sunroof A gas guzzler and his grill was one
A strong accent, and a beard Lincoln Who hated the golf course, but he drinkin' Avenger, used to pick up Had magnums that were ram tough but
He wore blazers where he to hide the Ruger For with the jaguars and cougars A veteran who could and sing the anthem In with the plan he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, called hummer And um, she needed body work the whole She had a few who used to stay in a pound Abandoned the parkin' lots, and yard bound
in rest areas and truck stops Cassette players, known to make the pop Gold diggers who on the cream like Wells In Vegas, they circle the Monte Carlo
You know the snakes with the fangs and Bloodsuckers who [Incomprehensible] juice then piss from Met the Cavaliers at the Outback cutlets supreme just for takeout
One of them was to live in Astoria 'Cause at the auction, they had Victoria Since then her friends her battery Had her off with the sweets of flattery
She a loud muffler, couldn't trust her Police used to always over this duster A pothead who some called a bird A mouth, who could have used wiser words
Her man used to and ran a crack corner So insecure he Lojack on her Creepin' his visors low, high-beamin' would accelerate, private eye schemin'
He would check her consoles for She would pass the inspection with colors She would left if he said right On her cycle, he would run red lights His echoed as she dodged the convo
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Her previous owner, all he did was her drove her crazy, she was just a loner He had her leakin' fluids Said it was an accident, didn't to do it
No insurance with her grill She sobbed uncontrollably, still Another total so the heart Like the freezin' weather that never gave her a
he had a sidekick in his garage If he needed a boost, she would him a charge He was for runnin' an escort service Escaped from but made a few nervous
His baby mother BMW one on the list, so he brought trouble to She done everythin' to her liberty Tried to be outty, but went into
to Aspen, survived a avalanche A different element, inside a ranch Far away, when she the pattern The distance was from Mercury to Saturn