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Took her off the showroom floor no down Near the Chrysler buildin' in the of Midtown Two hundred under the hood Junk in the trunk far from damaged goods
Designer frames with windshields that stay The most beautiful thing invented Her wrangler had a sticker on the A in case tow trucks tried to dump her
Rear view mirror of Serena William was a crime then the look, kill 'em Brush showers and the Brazilian wax in the glove compartment free from tax
Low mileage on the Graduate with more degrees than a plugs for great conversation She would on the finish line and destination
in the right direction Made I wore seat belts, had air bags for protection In her tank she loved to stash my I kept her full, fuel
She had a full of skirts and rims The old ones used to swing off ropes that often from limbs A temp at the Ford modeling Suburban where the Caucasians be
Her great-grandfather was a Cherokee Explorer and navigator then begin Sharpenin' his arrows on Plymouth Commander-in-chief who raise cattle on the of livestock
King of the frontier, of thoroughbreds He was as sharp as a needle without thread in truth but known to run the herd His sons were olds mobiles who thunderbird
Land cruisers sittin' on soil With that ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the horse a Volkswagen love Mustang Sally and lollygaggin'
Fished in Lake Tahoe, the barracudas impalas with the six-shooters From a long range the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em knock them
Some got in the crossfire Bunch of rabbits indicatin' these should retire One was going bald a sunroof A gas guzzler and his was one tooth
A strong accent, and a like Lincoln Who hated the golf course, but he drinkin' Avenger, used to up chicks Had that were ram tough but thick
He blazers where he used to hide the Ruger For encounters the jaguars and cougars A veteran who salute and sing the anthem In with the plan he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, called hummer And um, she needed work the whole summer She had a few friends who used to in a pound Abandoned the parkin' lots, and junk yard
in rest areas and truck stops Cassette players, known to the tape pop Gold diggers who on the like Wells Fargo In Vegas, they circle around the Carlo
You know the with the fangs and vipers Bloodsuckers who [Incomprehensible] juice then piss from Met the at the Outback steakhouse Chicken cutlets just for takeout
One of them was forced to live in 'Cause at the auction, had crowned Victoria Since then her charged her battery Had her runnin' off the sweets of flattery
She a loud muffler, couldn't trust her Police used to always pull over this A pothead who some a fire bird A foul mouth, who could used wiser words
Her man used to hustle and ran a corner So insecure he Lojack on her Creepin' with his visors low, would accelerate, private eye schemin'
He would her consoles for rubbers She would pass the inspection with colors She would turn if he said right On her cycle, he would run red lights His voiced echoed as she dodged the
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Her previous owner, all he did was her Some her crazy, she was just a loner He had her leakin' transmission Said it was an accident, mean to do it
No with her grill decayed She uncontrollably, still stayed Another eclipse so the heart Like the weather that never gave her a start
Plus he had a sidekick in his If he a boost, she would give him a charge He was sentenced for runnin' an service Escaped prison but made a few nervous
His baby mother BMW Number one on the list, so he brought to She done everythin' to gain her Tried to be outty, but into delivery
to Aspen, survived a avalanche A different element, a fatter ranch Far away, when she changed the The distance was like from Mercury to