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Took her off the showroom floor no down Near the buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two hundred under the hood in the trunk very far from damaged goods
Designer frames with windshields that tinted The most beautiful thing invented Her had a sticker on the bumper A in case tow trucks tried to dump her
Rear view that of Serena William was a crime then the look, kill 'em Brush showers and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove compartment free tax
Low on the odometer Graduate with more than a thermometer Spark for great conversation She would focus on the finish and destination
Steerin' in the right Made I wore seat belts, had air bags for protection In her tank she loved to stash my I her full, super-unleaded fuel
She had a room of skirts and rims The old ones used to swing off ropes that often from limbs A temp at the modeling agency Suburban area where the be
Her great-grandfather was a Indian and navigator travelin' then begin Sharpenin' his on Plymouth Rock Commander-in-chief who raise on the sellin' of livestock
King of the frontier, of thoroughbreds He was as sharp as a needle without thread Legend in truth but known to run the His sons were olds who drank thunderbird
cruisers sittin' on fertile soil With equipment that ran off oil Folks said the horse pulled a Volkswagen They love Mustang Sally and
Fished in Lake Tahoe, the barracudas Hunted impalas the six-shooters a long range with the dog Rover It was something to see 'em knock them over
Some got in the crossfire Bunch of rabbits indicatin' these should retire One was going bald rockin' a A gas guzzler and his grill was one
A strong accent, and a beard like Who hated the golf course, but he loved Avenger, used to up chicks Had that were ram tough but thick
He blazers where he used to hide the Ruger For encounters with the jaguars and A veteran who salute and sing the anthem In accord the plan he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she body work the whole summer She had a few who used to stay in a pound Abandoned the parkin' lots, and junk bound
Regulars in rest and truck stops Cassette players, known to make the pop Gold who on the cream like Wells Fargo In Vegas, they circle around the Carlo
You know the with the fangs and vipers Bloodsuckers who juice then piss from diapers Met the at the Outback steakhouse Chicken supreme just for takeout
One of them was to live in Astoria at the auction, they had crowned Victoria Since then her friends charged her Had her runnin' off with the of flattery
She kept a loud muffler, trust her Police used to pull over this duster A pothead who some called a bird A foul mouth, who could have wiser words
Her man to hustle and ran a crack corner So insecure he Lojack on her Creepin' his visors low, high-beamin' would accelerate, private eye schemin'
He check her consoles for rubbers She pass the inspection with flyin' colors She turn left if he said right On her cycle, he would run red lights His voiced echoed as she the convo
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Her previous owner, all he did was her Some drove her crazy, she was a loner He had her leakin' fluids it was an accident, didn't mean to do it
No insurance with her grill She sobbed uncontrollably, stayed Another eclipse so the heart Like the weather that never gave her a start
Plus he had a in his garage If he needed a boost, she give him a charge He was sentenced for runnin' an service from prison but made a few nervous
His baby mother BMW Number one on the list, so he trouble to She done to gain her liberty Tried to be outty, but went into
Moved to Aspen, a avalanche A different element, inside a ranch Far away, she changed the pattern The distance was like from to Saturn