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Took her off the floor no money down Near the buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two hundred horse-power under the Junk in the trunk very far from goods
Designer with windshields that stay tinted The beautiful thing someone invented Her wrangler had a on the bumper A sign in case tow tried to dump her
view mirror that of Serena William Starin' was a crime the look, kill 'em Brush less showers and the wax in the glove compartment free from tax
Low mileage on the Graduate with more degrees a thermometer Spark plugs for great She would focus on the line and destination
Steerin' in the direction Made sure I wore seat belts, had air bags for In her tank she loved to my tool I her full, super-unleaded fuel
She had a room of skirts and rims The old ones used to swing off ropes that often from limbs A at the Ford modeling agency area where the Caucasians be
Her was a Cherokee Indian Explorer and travelin' then begin Sharpenin' his on Plymouth Rock Commander-in-chief who raise cattle on the of livestock
King of the frontier, rider of He was just as sharp as a needle thread Legend in truth but known to run the His sons were olds mobiles who drank
Land cruisers on fertile soil equipment that ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the horse pulled a They love Mustang and lollygaggin'
Fished in Lake Tahoe, cooked the Hunted impalas with the From a range with the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em knock them
Some got in the crossfire Bunch of rabbits indicatin' dudes should retire One was going bald rockin' a A gas and his grill was one tooth
A strong accent, and a beard like Who hated the golf course, but he loved Avenger, to pick up chicks Had magnums that were ram tough but
He wore blazers he used to hide the Ruger For encounters with the jaguars and A veteran who could and sing the anthem In accord with the he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, called hummer And um, she needed body work the summer She had a few friends who used to in a pound the parkin' lots, and junk yard bound
Regulars in rest and truck stops Cassette players, to make the tape pop Gold diggers who on the cream like Fargo In Vegas, they circle around the Monte
You know the snakes the fangs and vipers who [Incomprehensible] juice then piss from diapers Met the Cavaliers at the steakhouse Chicken cutlets supreme for takeout
One of them was forced to in Astoria at the auction, they had crowned Victoria Since her friends charged her battery Had her off with the sweets of flattery
She a loud muffler, couldn't trust her Police used to always pull over this A pothead who some called a fire A foul mouth, who could have used words
Her man used to and ran a crack corner So he kept Lojack on her Creepin' with his low, high-beamin' Temper would accelerate, private eye
He check her consoles for rubbers She would pass the inspection with flyin' She would left if he said right On her cycle, he would often run red His voiced echoed as she the convo
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Her owner, all he did was bone her Some drove her crazy, she was just a He had her leakin' transmission Said it was an accident, mean to do it
No insurance with her decayed She uncontrollably, still stayed Another total eclipse so the Like the freezin' weather that never gave her a
Plus he had a sidekick in his If he a boost, she would give him a charge He was sentenced for an escort service Escaped from prison but made a few
His mother [Incomprehensible] BMW Number one on the list, so he trouble to She done to gain her liberty Tried to be outty, but went delivery
Moved to Aspen, a avalanche A different element, a fatter ranch Far away, when she changed the The was like from Mercury to Saturn