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Took her off the showroom no money down Near the buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two horse-power under the hood Junk in the trunk very far damaged goods
Designer frames with windshields that stay The most beautiful thing invented Her wrangler had a on the bumper A sign in case tow tried to dump her
Rear mirror that of Serena William Starin' was a crime then the look, 'em Brush showers and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove free from tax
Low mileage on the Graduate with more than a thermometer plugs for great conversation She would focus on the line and destination
in the right direction Made sure I wore seat belts, had air for protection In her tank she loved to my tool I kept her full, fuel
She had a room of skirts and rims The old ones used to swing off ropes often hung from limbs A temp at the modeling agency Suburban area the Caucasians be
Her great-grandfather was a Cherokee Explorer and travelin' then begin his arrows on Plymouth Rock Commander-in-chief who raise cattle on the sellin' of
of the frontier, rider of thoroughbreds He was just as sharp as a without thread Legend in truth but to run the herd His sons were olds mobiles who thunderbird
Land cruisers on fertile soil With equipment that ran off oil Folks braggin' said the horse a Volkswagen They love Mustang Sally and
Fished in Lake Tahoe, cooked the Hunted impalas with the From a long range with the dog It was something else to see 'em them over
Some got in the crossfire Bunch of rabbits indicatin' these dudes should One was going bald a sunroof A gas guzzler and his grill was one
A strong accent, and a beard like Who hated the golf course, but he drinkin' Avenger, used to up chicks Had magnums that ram tough but thick
He wore blazers where he used to hide the For encounters with the jaguars and A veteran who could salute and sing the In accord the plan he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she body work the whole summer She had a few friends who used to stay in a Abandoned the parkin' lots, and yard bound
Regulars in rest areas and stops Cassette players, known to the tape pop Gold diggers who on the cream like Fargo In Vegas, they around the Monte Carlo
You know the with the fangs and vipers Bloodsuckers who [Incomprehensible] then piss from diapers Met the Cavaliers at the Outback Chicken cutlets just for takeout
One of was forced to live in Astoria at the auction, they had crowned Victoria Since then her friends charged her Had her runnin' off with the of flattery
She kept a loud muffler, trust her used to always pull over this duster A pothead who some a fire bird A foul mouth, who could have used wiser
Her man used to hustle and ran a crack So insecure he kept on her Creepin' with his low, high-beamin' Temper would accelerate, eye schemin'
He would check her for rubbers She would pass the inspection flyin' colors She turn left if he said right On her cycle, he would often run red His voiced as she dodged the convo
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Her previous owner, all he did was her Some drove her crazy, she was a loner He had her transmission fluids Said it was an accident, mean to do it
No insurance her grill decayed She sobbed uncontrollably, still Another total so the heart Like the freezin' weather never gave her a start
Plus he had a in his garage If he needed a boost, she would give him a He was sentenced for an escort service Escaped from prison but made a few
His baby [Incomprehensible] BMW Number one on the list, so he brought to She done everythin' to gain her Tried to be outty, but into delivery
Moved to Aspen, a avalanche A different element, a fatter ranch Far away, she changed the pattern The distance was like from Mercury to