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Took her off the showroom floor no money the Chrysler buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two horse-power under the hood Junk in the trunk very far from damaged
Designer frames windshields that stay tinted The most beautiful thing invented Her wrangler had a on the bumper A sign in case tow tried to dump her
view mirror that of Serena William Starin' was a crime then the look, 'em Brush less and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove compartment from tax
Low mileage on the Graduate with more than a thermometer Spark plugs for great She would focus on the line and destination
in the right direction Made sure I wore seat belts, had air for protection In her tank she to stash my tool I kept her full, super-unleaded
She had a room full of skirts and The old used to swing off ropes that often hung from limbs A at the Ford modeling agency Suburban area where the be
Her great-grandfather was a Indian Explorer and travelin' then begin Sharpenin' his on Plymouth Rock Commander-in-chief who raise on the sellin' of livestock
King of the frontier, rider of He was just as as a needle without thread Legend in but known to run the herd His sons were olds mobiles who thunderbird
Land sittin' on fertile soil With equipment ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the horse pulled a They love Mustang Sally and
Fished in Lake Tahoe, the barracudas Hunted impalas with the From a range with the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em them over
Some got caught in the Bunch of rabbits indicatin' dudes should retire One was going bald a sunroof A gas and his grill was one tooth
A accent, and a beard like Lincoln Who hated the golf course, but he loved Avenger, to pick up chicks Had magnums that ram tough but thick
He wore blazers where he to hide the Ruger For encounters the jaguars and cougars A veteran who could salute and the anthem In accord with the he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she body work the whole summer She had a few friends who used to stay in a Abandoned the lots, and junk yard bound
Regulars in rest and truck stops Cassette players, known to make the pop diggers who on the cream like Wells Fargo In Vegas, they circle around the Monte
You the snakes with the fangs and vipers Bloodsuckers who [Incomprehensible] juice piss from diapers Met the at the Outback steakhouse Chicken cutlets supreme for takeout
One of them was forced to in Astoria 'Cause at the auction, had crowned Victoria Since then her charged her battery Had her off with the sweets of flattery
She kept a muffler, couldn't trust her Police used to always pull over duster A pothead who some a fire bird A foul mouth, who could have used wiser
Her man used to hustle and ran a corner So insecure he Lojack on her Creepin' with his visors low, Temper would accelerate, private eye
He would check her consoles for She would pass the inspection with colors She would left if he said right On her cycle, he often run red lights His voiced echoed as she dodged the
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Her previous owner, all he did was her Some drove her crazy, she was just a He had her transmission fluids Said it was an accident, mean to do it
No with her grill decayed She uncontrollably, still stayed Another eclipse so the heart Like the weather that never gave her a start
Plus he had a sidekick in his If he a boost, she would give him a charge He was sentenced for runnin' an escort from prison but made a few nervous
His baby [Incomprehensible] BMW Number one on the list, so he trouble to She done everythin' to gain her Tried to be outty, but went into
Moved to Aspen, survived a A different element, inside a fatter Far away, when she changed the The was like from Mercury to Saturn