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Took her off the floor no money down Near the buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two horse-power under the hood Junk in the trunk very far from goods
Designer with windshields that stay tinted The most beautiful thing someone Her wrangler had a sticker on the A sign in case tow tried to dump her
Rear mirror that of Serena William Starin' was a crime the look, kill 'em Brush less and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove free from tax
Low mileage on the Graduate with more degrees a thermometer Spark plugs for conversation She would focus on the line and destination
in the right direction Made sure I seat belts, had air bags for protection In her tank she to stash my tool I kept her full, super-unleaded
She had a room full of skirts and The old used to swing off ropes that often hung from limbs A temp at the modeling agency Suburban area where the be
Her great-grandfather was a Indian Explorer and navigator travelin' then Sharpenin' his arrows on Rock Commander-in-chief who cattle on the sellin' of livestock
King of the frontier, of thoroughbreds He was just as sharp as a needle thread Legend in but known to run the herd His sons olds mobiles who drank thunderbird
Land cruisers sittin' on soil With equipment ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the horse pulled a They Mustang Sally and lollygaggin'
in Lake Tahoe, cooked the barracudas Hunted impalas with the From a range with the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em knock over
Some got caught in the Bunch of indicatin' these dudes should retire One was bald rockin' a sunroof A gas and his grill was one tooth
A strong accent, and a beard Lincoln Who hated the golf course, but he drinkin' Avenger, used to up chicks Had magnums that were ram tough but
He wore blazers where he used to hide the For encounters with the and cougars A veteran who salute and sing the anthem In accord with the plan he was the
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she needed body work the summer She had a few friends who to stay in a pound Abandoned the parkin' lots, and junk bound
Regulars in rest areas and truck Cassette players, known to the tape pop Gold who on the cream like Wells Fargo In Vegas, they circle around the Monte
You know the snakes with the and vipers Bloodsuckers who [Incomprehensible] then piss from diapers Met the Cavaliers at the Outback cutlets supreme just for takeout
One of them was to live in Astoria 'Cause at the auction, had crowned Victoria Since then her friends her battery Had her runnin' off with the of flattery
She kept a muffler, couldn't trust her Police used to always over this duster A pothead who some called a fire A foul mouth, who could used wiser words
Her man to hustle and ran a crack corner So insecure he Lojack on her Creepin' his visors low, high-beamin' Temper would accelerate, eye schemin'
He would check her for rubbers She pass the inspection with flyin' colors She would turn left if he said On her cycle, he often run red lights His voiced echoed as she the convo
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Her owner, all he did was bone her Some drove her crazy, she was just a He had her leakin' fluids Said it was an accident, didn't to do it
No insurance with her grill She sobbed uncontrollably, still total eclipse so the heart Like the freezin' weather that never her a start
Plus he had a in his garage If he needed a boost, she would him a charge He was sentenced for an escort service Escaped from prison but made a few
His baby mother BMW Number one on the list, so he brought to She everythin' to gain her liberty Tried to be outty, but went into
Moved to Aspen, a avalanche A different element, inside a fatter Far away, when she the pattern The was like from Mercury to Saturn