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her off the showroom floor no money down Near the buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two hundred horse-power under the Junk in the trunk far from damaged goods
Designer frames with windshields that stay The beautiful thing someone invented Her wrangler had a on the bumper A sign in tow trucks tried to dump her
Rear view mirror that of Serena Starin' was a crime then the look, 'em Brush less and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove free from tax
Low on the odometer Graduate with more degrees than a Spark plugs for great She focus on the finish line and destination
Steerin' in the right sure I wore seat belts, had air bags for protection In her tank she loved to stash my I kept her full, fuel
She had a room full of and rims The old ones used to swing off ropes often hung from limbs A temp at the Ford agency Suburban area where the be
Her was a Cherokee Indian Explorer and navigator then begin Sharpenin' his arrows on Rock Commander-in-chief who cattle on the sellin' of livestock
King of the frontier, of thoroughbreds He was just as sharp as a without thread Legend in truth but to run the herd His sons were olds mobiles who drank
Land sittin' on fertile soil equipment that ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the horse a Volkswagen love Mustang Sally and lollygaggin'
Fished in Tahoe, cooked the barracudas Hunted impalas the six-shooters From a long with the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em knock them
Some got caught in the Bunch of rabbits indicatin' these should retire One was bald rockin' a sunroof A gas guzzler and his was one tooth
A strong accent, and a like Lincoln Who hated the golf course, but he drinkin' Avenger, used to pick up Had magnums that ram tough but thick
He wore blazers where he to hide the Ruger For encounters with the jaguars and A who could salute and sing the anthem In accord with the he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she needed work the whole summer She had a few who used to stay in a pound the parkin' lots, and junk yard bound
Regulars in rest and truck stops Cassette players, known to the tape pop Gold diggers who on the like Wells Fargo In Vegas, they circle around the Monte
You know the with the fangs and vipers Bloodsuckers who [Incomprehensible] juice then piss from Met the Cavaliers at the Outback Chicken cutlets supreme for takeout
One of them was forced to live in 'Cause at the auction, they had Victoria Since her friends charged her battery Had her off with the sweets of flattery
She kept a loud muffler, couldn't her Police used to always pull over duster A pothead who some a fire bird A foul mouth, who could have used wiser
Her man used to hustle and ran a crack So insecure he kept on her with his visors low, high-beamin' Temper accelerate, private eye schemin'
He would her consoles for rubbers She would pass the inspection flyin' colors She would turn left if he right On her cycle, he often run red lights His echoed as she dodged the convo
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Her owner, all he did was bone her drove her crazy, she was just a loner He had her transmission fluids Said it was an accident, mean to do it
No insurance her grill decayed She uncontrollably, still stayed total eclipse so the heart Like the freezin' weather that never gave her a
Plus he had a sidekick in his If he needed a boost, she give him a charge He was sentenced for runnin' an service Escaped prison but made a few nervous
His baby [Incomprehensible] BMW Number one on the list, so he trouble to She done to gain her liberty to be outty, but went into delivery
Moved to Aspen, survived a A different element, a fatter ranch Far away, when she the pattern The distance was from Mercury to Saturn