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her off the showroom floor no money down Near the buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two horse-power under the hood Junk in the very far from damaged goods
Designer frames windshields that stay tinted The most thing someone invented Her wrangler had a on the bumper A sign in case tow tried to dump her
Rear view mirror that of William Starin' was a crime the look, kill 'em less showers and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove free from tax
Low mileage on the Graduate with degrees than a thermometer plugs for great conversation She would on the finish line and destination
Steerin' in the right Made sure I wore belts, had air bags for protection In her tank she to stash my tool I kept her full, super-unleaded
She had a room full of and rims The old ones used to swing off ropes that hung from limbs A at the Ford modeling agency Suburban where the Caucasians be
Her was a Cherokee Indian Explorer and navigator then begin Sharpenin' his on Plymouth Rock Commander-in-chief who raise cattle on the of livestock
King of the frontier, rider of He was as sharp as a needle without thread in truth but known to run the herd His sons were olds who drank thunderbird
Land cruisers sittin' on soil With that ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' the horse pulled a Volkswagen They Mustang Sally and lollygaggin'
Fished in Lake Tahoe, cooked the Hunted with the six-shooters a long range with the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em knock over
Some got in the crossfire Bunch of rabbits indicatin' these dudes retire One was bald rockin' a sunroof A gas guzzler and his grill was one
A strong accent, and a beard Lincoln Who hated the golf course, but he drinkin' Avenger, used to pick up Had that were ram tough but thick
He wore blazers where he to hide the Ruger For with the jaguars and cougars A veteran who could salute and sing the In accord with the plan he was the
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she body work the whole summer She had a few friends who to stay in a pound the parkin' lots, and junk yard bound
Regulars in rest areas and stops Cassette players, to make the tape pop Gold diggers who on the cream Wells Fargo In Vegas, they circle around the Monte
You know the snakes the fangs and vipers who [Incomprehensible] juice then piss from diapers Met the Cavaliers at the Outback cutlets supreme just for takeout
One of them was forced to live in 'Cause at the auction, they had Victoria then her friends charged her battery Had her runnin' off the sweets of flattery
She a loud muffler, couldn't trust her Police to always pull over this duster A pothead who called a fire bird A foul mouth, who could have wiser words
Her man to hustle and ran a crack corner So insecure he kept on her with his visors low, high-beamin' Temper accelerate, private eye schemin'
He check her consoles for rubbers She pass the inspection with flyin' colors She would turn if he said right On her cycle, he often run red lights His echoed as she dodged the convo
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Her owner, all he did was bone her drove her crazy, she was just a loner He had her leakin' transmission it was an accident, didn't mean to do it
No insurance her grill decayed She sobbed uncontrollably, still Another eclipse so the heart Like the weather that never gave her a start
Plus he had a in his garage If he needed a boost, she give him a charge He was sentenced for an escort service Escaped from but made a few nervous
His mother [Incomprehensible] BMW Number one on the list, so he trouble to She done everythin' to gain her Tried to be outty, but went delivery
Moved to Aspen, survived a A different element, inside a fatter Far away, she changed the pattern The was like from Mercury to Saturn