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Took her off the floor no money down the Chrysler buildin' in the heart of Midtown Two hundred horse-power the hood Junk in the trunk very far damaged goods
Designer with windshields that stay tinted The beautiful thing someone invented Her wrangler had a on the bumper A sign in tow trucks tried to dump her
Rear view that of Serena William Starin' was a crime the look, kill 'em less showers and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove compartment from tax
Low mileage on the Graduate with more than a thermometer Spark plugs for great She would focus on the line and destination
in the right direction Made sure I seat belts, had air bags for protection In her tank she loved to stash my I kept her full, super-unleaded
She had a room of skirts and rims The old ones used to swing off ropes that often from limbs A temp at the modeling agency Suburban area the Caucasians be
Her great-grandfather was a Indian Explorer and navigator travelin' begin Sharpenin' his on Plymouth Rock Commander-in-chief who cattle on the sellin' of livestock
of the frontier, rider of thoroughbreds He was just as sharp as a needle without Legend in but known to run the herd His sons were olds mobiles who drank
cruisers sittin' on fertile soil With that ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the horse pulled a They love Mustang Sally and
in Lake Tahoe, cooked the barracudas Hunted with the six-shooters From a long range the dog Rover It was something else to see 'em knock over
Some got caught in the Bunch of rabbits indicatin' these dudes should One was going rockin' a sunroof A gas and his grill was one tooth
A accent, and a beard like Lincoln Who hated the golf course, but he loved Avenger, to pick up chicks Had magnums that were ram tough but
He blazers where he used to hide the Ruger For encounters the jaguars and cougars A veteran who could and sing the anthem In with the plan he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she needed body the whole summer She had a few friends who used to in a pound Abandoned the parkin' lots, and yard bound
Regulars in rest areas and stops Cassette players, to make the tape pop Gold diggers who on the cream like Fargo In Vegas, they circle around the Monte
You know the snakes with the fangs and Bloodsuckers who [Incomprehensible] juice then piss from Met the at the Outback steakhouse Chicken cutlets supreme for takeout
One of them was forced to live in 'Cause at the auction, they had Victoria Since then her friends charged her Had her runnin' off the sweets of flattery
She kept a loud muffler, trust her Police used to always over this duster A pothead who some called a bird A foul mouth, who could have used wiser
Her man used to hustle and ran a crack So he kept Lojack on her Creepin' with his visors low, Temper accelerate, private eye schemin'
He would her consoles for rubbers She would pass the inspection with flyin' She would left if he said right On her cycle, he often run red lights His voiced as she dodged the convo
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Her previous owner, all he did was her Some drove her crazy, she was a loner He had her transmission fluids Said it was an accident, mean to do it
No insurance with her decayed She sobbed uncontrollably, still Another eclipse so the heart the freezin' weather that never gave her a start
Plus he had a sidekick in his If he needed a boost, she give him a charge He was sentenced for an escort service Escaped from but made a few nervous
His mother [Incomprehensible] BMW Number one on the list, so he brought to She done to gain her liberty Tried to be outty, but went into
Moved to Aspen, a avalanche A element, inside a fatter ranch Far away, when she the pattern The was like from Mercury to Saturn