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her off the showroom floor no money down Near the Chrysler buildin' in the heart of Two hundred horse-power under the Junk in the trunk very far from damaged
Designer frames with windshields that stay The beautiful thing someone invented Her wrangler had a sticker on the A sign in case tow trucks to dump her
Rear view that of Serena William Starin' was a crime the look, kill 'em Brush showers and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove compartment from tax
Low mileage on the Graduate with degrees than a thermometer Spark plugs for conversation She would on the finish line and destination
Steerin' in the right sure I wore seat belts, had air bags for protection In her tank she loved to my tool I kept her full, super-unleaded
She had a room of skirts and rims The old ones used to swing off that often hung from limbs A temp at the Ford modeling Suburban area where the be
Her great-grandfather was a Cherokee Explorer and navigator travelin' then Sharpenin' his arrows on Rock Commander-in-chief who raise on the sellin' of livestock
King of the frontier, rider of He was just as sharp as a without thread Legend in truth but to run the herd His were olds mobiles who drank thunderbird
cruisers sittin' on fertile soil With that ran off expensive oil Folks braggin' said the pulled a Volkswagen They love Mustang Sally and
Fished in Lake Tahoe, cooked the Hunted impalas the six-shooters From a long range with the dog It was something else to see 'em knock them
got caught in the crossfire Bunch of rabbits indicatin' these dudes retire One was going rockin' a sunroof A gas and his grill was one tooth
A accent, and a beard like Lincoln Who hated the golf course, but he loved Avenger, to pick up chicks Had magnums that were ram but thick
He wore blazers where he used to hide the For encounters with the jaguars and A who could salute and sing the anthem In accord with the he was the phantom
He had a fat lady, they called And um, she body work the whole summer She had a few who used to stay in a pound Abandoned the lots, and junk yard bound
Regulars in areas and truck stops Cassette players, known to make the pop Gold diggers who on the cream like Wells In Vegas, circle around the Monte Carlo
You know the snakes with the and vipers Bloodsuckers who [Incomprehensible] juice then from diapers Met the Cavaliers at the steakhouse Chicken cutlets just for takeout
One of them was forced to live in 'Cause at the auction, had crowned Victoria Since her friends charged her battery Had her runnin' off with the of flattery
She a loud muffler, couldn't trust her Police used to pull over this duster A pothead who some called a bird A foul mouth, who could have used words
Her man used to hustle and ran a crack So he kept Lojack on her Creepin' his visors low, high-beamin' Temper would accelerate, private eye
He would check her for rubbers She would pass the inspection with flyin' She would turn left if he right On her cycle, he would run red lights His voiced echoed as she dodged the
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Her owner, all he did was bone her Some drove her crazy, she was just a He had her leakin' fluids it was an accident, didn't mean to do it
No with her grill decayed She sobbed uncontrollably, still Another eclipse so the heart Like the freezin' weather that never gave her a
he had a sidekick in his garage If he a boost, she would give him a charge He was sentenced for runnin' an escort Escaped from prison but a few nervous
His baby mother BMW Number one on the list, so he trouble to She done everythin' to her liberty Tried to be outty, but went delivery
to Aspen, survived a avalanche A element, inside a fatter ranch Far away, when she the pattern The distance was like Mercury to Saturn