Zeplin song

Will you accept a collect call from Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench singing that song you cannot stop
This is not the 1st time

He was so cute
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You woulda jumped him too
Now the song remains

Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Get away the Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage and a table dance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Playin' the same old lead again and again, and again

Sometimes I gotta say shutup
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out

He's been a stairway to hell yeah that is him
Playin' that same old Zeplin song again and again
Again and again and again

I'm a guitar, honest pop single cut away
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode, I'll break all my strings and stop playing shit
Like the sex pistols are anything, son of a bitch

Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage

Oh go sell it to Jimmy Page
At the crosses and the deal he made
'Cuz that song ain't goin' away
Oh God the Zeplin song

No no the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh God the Zeplin song
Shut up