You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man

You catch his eye
From across the room, you catch his eye

You think, "Oh my,
He's got quite the beard, oh my"

And now you wonder but you can't look away
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey
And now you find yourself walking his way, hey, hey

You should consider having sex with a bearded man!
You're getting this feelings that you can't understand
Sex with a bearded man!
You think you can't but you can
Don't try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight

Don't be scared
His beard is soft to the touch, don't be scared

You get some hair
In your mouth, when you kiss him, you get some hair

You've never been with a man like him before
But each time you looked at that beard, you wanted more
And now he's asking you, "My place or yours?", good lord

You are about to have sex with a bearded man!
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands
Sex with a bearded man!
This wasn't part of the plan
Don't try to fight just get freaky with a beard tonight

Ooooooooh, Ooooooooh

And now you grab him by his facial hair
He's got some food stuck in his beard, but you don't care
You say, "Rub that beard on me, everywhere!"

Now it appears you're having sex with a bearded man!
His sweaty beard drips like a watering can
Sex with a bearded man!
Just take your life in your hands
And ride that bearded man
Sex with a bearded man
Ooooooooh, sex with a bearded man, Ooooooooh

And he'll leave you with a glint in your eye
A bit of loose beard hair on your bedside
And some pash-rash between your thighs, oh my
Congratulations, you had sex with a bearded man