You're Not In Kansas Anymore

He said, "I grew up near Wichita
In a Mayberry kind of town"
He never liked overalls
Or haulin' hay till sundown

He said, "He dreamed about L.A.
As he plowed away the day on an old John Deere
I said, "Boy let me warn you in southern California
There's some fast trains here"

You're not in Kansas anymore
Can't be too careful that's for sure
City lights will led you on
Morning comes and they'll be gone

So write my number on your wall
And call me anytime at all
I'm so happy now boy
You're not in Kansas anymore

He said, "Do you know where Carson lives"
So we drove up to Malibu
Cruisin' down Sunset Strip
I let him steal a kiss or two

Under the Hollywood sign
I tried to hide a smile as I whispered low
I wanna be the first to tell you
Here we say 'Rodel' not 'Rodeo'

You're not in Kansas anymore
Can't be too careful that's for sure
City lights will led you on
Morning comes and they'll be gone

So write my number on your wall
And call me anytime at all
I'm so happy now boy
You're not in Kansas anymore

I'm so happy now boy
You're not in Kansas anymore