You're Mundane (you're So Vain)

You walked into the party
At eight oclock on the dot
You brought with you your mango juice
You thought it was apricot

You had one eye on the TV
As you watched the stars gavotte
And in your own dream you thought
They'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and....

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Youre mundane
Youve never heard a song thats about you
Youre mundane
Youve never heard a song thats about you
Have you? Have you?

You tried a girlfriend several years ago
Who was anything but naive
You met online and you had your date
But when she wanted to conceive

You gave to her your grandmas ring
And said you would never leave
You watched her drink
The last of the six pack
Last of the six pack and....

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Well you took a puff several years ago
And saw the universe unfold
The flashbacks come every now and then
But it was parsley that we rolled

Youre where you should be all the time
There really is no myth
No underworld spy
Is your close friend
Except on the weekend

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