You're A Champion

Majestic, you guessed it
A natural born winner like Bruce Jenner
You can stretch it but the Skinnee J is thinner
Tim cues up the tape, here's a tip to try Latham
Not Latham we box 'em and we wrap 'em

So bring these beats with trash can snares
Reverse high hats studio, demolition May Day
It's a J day when we say
Hey hey, stumpy Johnson sets the pace
But we still roll the place

Well, you just heard the serve, so here's my volley
We double up your pleasure like Bhoutros Bhoutros Gahli
So forget about your first and second guesses
And if you want to join the circle, just order breakfast

Now, pass the baton to the next and run along
Try a mile in my shoes and get used to the phenomenon
On and on like a triathlon, step to the podium
Whose the real champion?

You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion
You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion
You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion
You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion
You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion, yeah

You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
Champs

Well, here it goes, I flows like a nose in January
Fuck it, I drop the bomb like the bucket at the prom in Carrie
Swing like a chimp, well, slam like a champ
When I die fat and old they're gonna put me on a postage stamp
I take chances, never take shorts
I grab the microphone just for the sport like soccer

Dribble up the middle and I rock ya from Cape Town to uptown
Burning like vodka on your tongue
When I brung poetry like Suess, Horton heard me
They agreed to turn him loose
My cup runeth over with the versus 'til they spillin'
I love to rhyme like Michael loves children

I kick the rhymes like Pele
From the outside I'm a striker stronger than caffeine
I make the hyped get hyper, my pythons are viper
My optics fibers, I'll throw you to the mat like I'm rowdy Roddy piper

Spell check in effect, my rhymes comes corrected
So bring your champion out, run your race
Stake your claim and collect it like Greg Lougainous
Gay and famous, he gets the gold like Amay's amazes

You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion
You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion
You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion
You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion
You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion, yeah

You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions
Champs