Luyện nghe bài hát You Need an Analyst

If you're stealing goodies from a big department store
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If your pocket's of little things you've never owned before
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst

If says, "Good Morning" and politely tips his hat
And you frown and say, "I wonder what he meant by that"
If you're walking down the and you won't step on a crack
You're afraid if you on a crack, you'll break your mother's back

If at the philharmonic and you start to do the twist
You need an analyst, a
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We really insist that you see an analyst

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You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If it takes an IBM to classify your pills
You need an analyst, a

If you into bed and you're as quiet as a mouse
But the bed you into is in someone else's house
If you have a brand new raincoat and of it very fond
In fact, you'd rather be alone with it than a blond

If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
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We really must that you see an analyst

If always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits
You need an analyst, a
If you've got a secret closet of pomegranate pits
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst

If they ask you what your is and you answer Bonaparte
If you dig those daffy doodles are known as modern art
If you're down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes
And you tie them to other as you hum Saint Louis blues

Or if forty-six years old and never have been kissed
Go kiss an analyst, a
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We must insist that you kiss an analyst

If you're always having arguments when no one is there
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
And whenever you are angry, if you kick your bear
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst

If you dream you've got a purple dragon to you in bed
And you wake up and your dragon purple, it is red
If you eat those little prizes and you the crackerjacks
If you really think they're ever cut the income tax

You need an
You need, I
He needs, we
Everybody an analyst