Luyện nghe bài hát You Need an Analyst

If you're always stealing goodies from a big department
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If your pocket's full of little things you've never before
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst

If somebody says, "Good Morning" and tips his hat
And you and say, "I wonder what he really meant by that"
If you're walking down the sidewalk and you won't on a crack
You're afraid if you step on a crack, you'll break your back

If at the philharmonic and you start to do the twist
You need an analyst, a
You need an analyst, you need an
We must insist that you see an analyst

If you're freezing or you're from imaginary ills
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If it takes an IBM machine to classify your
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst

If you tiptoe into bed and you're as quiet as a
But the bed you into is in someone else's house
If you have a new raincoat and of it you're very fond
In fact, you'd rather be alone with it than a blond

If you wear your wristwatch on feet and stockings on your wrist
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
You an analyst, you need an analyst
We really must insist that you see an

If always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits
You need an analyst, a
If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate
You need an analyst, a

If they ask you your name is and you answer Bonaparte
If you dig those daffy doodles are known as modern art
If you're down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes
And you tie them to other as you hum Saint Louis blues

Or if you're forty-six years old and never been kissed
Go kiss an analyst, a
Go kiss an analyst, go kiss an
We really must insist you kiss an analyst

If you're always having arguments when no one else is
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst
And whenever you are angry, if you kick teddy bear
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst

If you dream you've got a dragon next to you in bed
And you up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red
If you eat those little prizes and you save the
If you really think they're ever gonna cut the tax

You need an
You need, I
He needs, we
Everybody an analyst