Luyện nghe bài hát You Need an Analyst

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If somebody says, "Good Morning" and tips his hat
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If you tiptoe into bed and as quiet as a mouse
But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's
If you a brand new raincoat and of it you're very fond
In fact, rather be alone with it than with a blond

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If they ask you what name is and you answer Bonaparte
If you dig those daffy doodles that are as modern art
If you're down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes
And you tie them to each other as you hum Louis blues

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If you dream got a purple dragon next to you in bed
And you up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red
If you eat those little prizes and you the crackerjacks
If you really think ever gonna cut the income tax

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You need, I
He needs, we
needs an analyst