You & Me & The Bottle Makes 3 Tonight (baby)

Hey Jack, I know what you're thinking
That now's as good as any to start drinking
Hey Scotty, yeah, what's it gonna be?
A gin and tonic sounds might mighty good to me

Man, I know I gotta go, it's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind
So, I think about my next drink
And it's, you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight

Well, I know this cat named Mo, he wanders to and fro
His and my favorite waterin' hole
I said, "Hey Mo, how you doing? Where have you been?
He said, "I've been fine with my whiskey, wine and gin"

Man, I know I gotta go, it's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind
So, I think about my next drink
And it's, you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight