You Can't Stop Progress

Yes, Ill be a responsible member
of this great and blessd society.
Ive come to understand the wrongful nature
of gun ownership in the age of monarchy.
But sometimes its just so hard
to act like the person you werent born to be.

Felonious behavior. Countless misdemeanors.
Impersonating an officer of the law.

Bonafide man of action! How you like that?
Bonafide man of action! How you like that?
You cants stop, you cant stop progress.
You cant stop, you cant stop, no, no, no
You cants stop, you cant stop progress.
You cant stop, you cant stop, no, no, no

I understand theres no victimless crimes.
That being said I feel rather victimized.
And I will seek substantial compensation.
Whether legally, legal-ish, or otherwise.
But sometimes its such a hassle
to sit patiently outside the open gates of a loaded castle.

Felonious behavior. Countless misdemeanors.
Impersonating an officer of the law.

Bonafide man of action! How you like that?
Bonafide man of action! How you like that?
You cants stop, you cant stop progress.
You cant stop, you cant stop, no, no, no
You cants stop, you cant stop progress.
You cant stop, you cant stop, no, no, no