You Are

Who's the greatest singer in the land (you are)
Who's the world's most sweetest kindest man (you are)
Who's gonna give you some ice-cream
If you sing this song just right (you are) Yep! That's right!

Now who's the handsomest man in Tennessee (you are)
And who's the trunk of this old family tree (you are)
And when you kids get old enough to work
Who's gonna live off you (you are) Yep! That's true!

You are the world's greatest father (Thank you, kids)
No matter what you say you're never wrong (You got that right!)
And it's so nice of you to bother (it ain't no bother)
To teach us this ridiculous song (Just keep singin' now!)

Now who's the one who watches while you grow (you are)
Who's the one who wipes your ol' dirty nose (you are)
Who's gonna treat you better than any daddy ever did (you are)
Oh thank you kids

You are the world's greatest father (Thank you, kids)
No matter what you say you're never wrong (you got that right)
And it's so nice of you to bother (it ain't no bother)
To teach us this equal silly song (just keep singin' now)

Who's the one that buys you all your clothes (you are)
Who's the one who lets you sing on all his shows (you are)
Who's gonna make more money off you than any daddy ever did (you are)
Thank you kids