I'm a walking paradox, no I'm not Threesomes with a fucking triceratops, Rapping as I'm mocking deaf rock Wearing synthetic wigs of Anwar's dreadlocks Bedrock, than a motherfucking Flintstone Making crack rocks out of pussy nigga This Jasper trying to get grown 5'7" of his bitches in my bedroom Swallow the cinnamon, I'm a scribble sin and shit While Syd is telling me that been getting intimate with men (Syd, shut the fuck up) the number to my therapist (Shit) Tell him all your problems, he's fucking awesome listening
Jesus called, he he's sick of the disses I told him to quit bitching and this isn't a hotline For a shrink, sheesh I already got mine And he's not fucking working, I think I'm my damn time I'm clocking three past six and postal This the revenge of the dicks, that's nine that cock nines This ain't no V shit or Columbine But after bowling, I home for some damn Adventure Time (What'd you do?) I slipped myself pink Xannies And danced the house in all-over print panties My mom's gone, that fucking broad will never me I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some (What you think of Williams?) Fuck her, Wolf Haley robbing them I'll crash that fucking that that faggot nigga B.o.B is in And stab Bruno Mars in his esophagus And won't until the cops come in I'm an over achiever, so how about I start a of leaders And pick up Stevie to be the wide receiver Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant retrievers Is all I want, money, diamonds and bitches, don't need them But where the fat ones at? I got something to them It's some cooking books, the kids never wanted to read them Snap back, ch-ch-chia fucking leaves It's been a couple months, and Tina still perm her fucking weave, damn
They say success is the best So I beat DeShay up the stack of magazines I'm in Oh, not again! Another writing report I'm stabbing any blogging faggot with a Pitchfork Still I am I'm Wolf, Tyler put this fucking in my hand I'm Wolf, Ace gon' put fucking hole in my head And I'm Wolf, that was me who a cock in your bitch (What the fuck, man?) the fame and all the hype, G I just want to know if my father would ever me But I give a fuck, so he's probably just like me A motherfuckin', (Fuck everything, man) what my conscience said Then it bunny off my shoulder, now my conscience dead Now the only guidance that I had is splattered on Actions speak louder than words, let me try this shit,