Yo Momma

announcer-welcome to all about your momma and on tonight were giving away the grand prize of 1000 dollars on you EBT card if you can just riddle me this yo momma is so hairy

contestant number one here we go
yo momma so hairy she look big foot

why yo grandaddy gangbangin' and yo momma booty be stankin why yo brother got them little gym shoes on and yo sista she nappy headed you light skinned like Michael Jackson but yo momma and dem black like Michael Blackson no money back when you did yo taxes oodles and noddles for lunch and breakfast t-shirt little got big ketchup stain in the middlelove dirt like T-pain and the stripper short hair due bang in the front pony tail in the back you smell like similac mixed with a dill pickle and you got a black front tooth and yo momma got a mustache bigger than mine wassup with that and got a size 14 in a timberland boot

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yo momma dirty
yo daddy dirty
yo sister dirty
yo brother dirty
yo dog dirty
yo turtle dirty
people got jokes and i know you heard me
wassup with that (wassup with that)
wassup with that (wassup with that)
yo momma got a mustash bigger than yo daddy wassup with (WASSUP WITH THAT)

yo momma yo daddy yo greasy greasy grand manny she got holes in her draws six feet tall tall enough to play basketball she funky you busted why you walkin round smellin so musty looking like Ezel off friday thats a damn shame girl u dusty get yo goofy ass outta here wit a face like midget man yo weave off track yo booty so flat do Apple Bottoms sag yo momma on crack but her hair look like a dust mop yo uncle smell like dooky and he live behind the bus stop

REPEAT CHORUS
all hell naw yo buddy cute but yo popped yo daddy work at the corner store and yo momma stripper name is STOP yo momma look like a man yo man look like a kid and yo kid look like a minature fire Bill Marshal with a wig you musty plus your clothes dirty as hell yo air force ones are busted you had them since last year yo 10 year old sister preg-ga-nant and yo momma mad cuzz she cant do it your little brother idle is Michael Vic and yo uncle real name is Harriet

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YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT THANKX FOR TUNNING INTO YOUR MOMMA

REPEAT CHORUS UNTIL FADE