Yo Ho

A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts!"

Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy.
I keep a big ship, they call me Captian Kid.
I got the eye patch, tri-hat, rollin like a pirate.

Shiver me tembers, fuck ya til your limber.
Freaky deaky to get leaky.
Like run DMC is trickky, so animated might as well call me Mickey.

Petal to the metal, red eyes like the devil
razor white flag cant reach my level,
like ARGH ARGH, flow sick like stars.
XXX til I hit your mark.

Ahoy ahoy, i put the happy to the joy
Fuck with me and I'll play you like a game boy
Ninja skin ya, throw you in the blender
Chop chop chop! Im a motha fuckin pirate.

Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me

Yo ho!
Sorry bitch i wasn's calling your name
We be burning so hot you cant even capture the flame

Street rat? Hood rat? Freak with tats? Spoiled brat?
No way, guess again a motha fuckin pirate
I'm over you like I just got dunked
Battle ship you just got sunk

Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean
And size of the thing
Cause we ain't getting no where
With these fuckin water wings

I used to be ballin
Now I'm just straight dunkin
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin
Jealous bitches be hatin
Cause it's not them we fuckin
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I'm runnin

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me

Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates.

Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirates life for me

Fire!

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me

Yo ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
It's a pirates life for me

I'm a pirate niggah!