Yellin' At The Xmas Tree

When I was a small boy here in London town
Seasons snow was falling on the ground
All the friends and family here on Christmas eve
Gather around to dress the Christmas tree

But daddy's down at the pub
Full of Christmas cheer
Probably won't come home
Until next year

Oh the Christmas bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
Mom, daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree
All right now, yeah

Uncle is a sports fan, granny likes a joke
But no one laughs when daddy's stumbles home
But he don't fall asleep, the night was getting black
You see, oh God dad had too much jack, oh Lord

Every year is the same old thing
Like Rudolph's red nose
Telling this story will never get old

Oh the Christmas bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Well alright now, yeah, well alright now
Yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa came down the chimney but then he ran upstairs
Jumped in bed with mommy, she didn't care
Across the room went the fruitcakes the wreath came off the door
If these are holidays I can take no more

Every year it's the same old thing
Like Rudolph's red nose
Hearing this story will never get old

Oh the Christmas bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree
All right now, yeah

Yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's sleeping it the Christmas tree