Luyện nghe bài hát Wrong Foot Amputated

The doctor had
He tried to my disease
I was sweatin on the way to the op
sedatives to put me at ease

They put me on a in a hospital gown
They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs
"You won't feel a thing," is what the told me
We're whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
HEY!!!

Man, you be kidding me
Take a look! (He got the wrong amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other
Take a bow! (You got the wrong amputated)

Hey-ay, leg was fine
You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! ain't my day!

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"Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see here for the irreversable vasectomy."
"aryuhugh?"
"Well, just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little."
"noooononooo"
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Don't wanna no excuses
Its too late
try to say I got a two for one sale
A woman that I know when a similar fate
She came in for a checkup and they up her tubes
Another one had cancer and they the wrong boob

The other leg was sick and was the one with
Why didn't whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
HEY!!!

Man, you must be me
Take a look! (He got the wrong amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other
Take a bow! (He's getting aggrevated)

Hey-ay, that leg was
You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! ain't my day!