Luyện nghe bài hát Wrong Foot Amputated

The doctor had
He tried to my disease
I was sweatin on the way to the op
Getting to put me at ease

They put me on a gurney in a gown
They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs
"You won't feel a thing," is the doctor told me
We're whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
HEY!!!

Man, you be kidding me
a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)
Hey!!!... You cut they other knee
a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated)

Hey-ay, leg was fine
You mean to methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain't my day!

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"aryuhugh?"
"Well, just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little."
"noooononooo"
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Don't wanna hear no
Its already too
Don't try to say I got a two for one
A woman that I know when through a fate
She in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes
one had cancer and they took the wrong boob

The other leg was sick and was the one with
Why didn't they it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
HEY!!!

Man, you must be me
Take a look! (He got the foot amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other
a bow! (He's getting pretty aggrevated)

Hey-ay, leg was fine
You mean to tell this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain't my day!