I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady but nice I texted Haiti 90 lady on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. hamlet, all about "words, words, words" divide a into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter. I blow other out of the water. I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, cold and fly an arctic puffin, whacky tobaccy hatin rappers like I'm Helga Pataki and I've been this mic before electricity way back in 1000 BCE - that's the common era. I be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick of helium, I'll fuck you up. a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, in the third person. I the perspective a switch and Bo talks in the third person. just relax, if you wanna know me, two facts
I catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. hungry hippocrite. I hate choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
met a named Macy had sex with her all day, but she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the we ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate semi-colon, find hole like I'm Stephen Hawking, Finch, killing, mocking. cry like a child would, you my childhood just stroll in, roll in your into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. to relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and i the time and rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the hymen. I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a spider, fucked a in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her) I thought AIDS was a butt virus conjunction junction conjunctivitis I gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle Midas gay dads blow pops, sucker, Oedipus was the motherfucker.
I catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. hungry hippocrite. I hate choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
we the of the USA Jose, we're not to you, esse. we got a border in to keep you out, it's what my NYU essay's cause we're, warrior princess, molested by my Uncle Sam, is incest? "I YOU" to smell my finger does my nephew's scent still of queers, north of hell, the queer suck and the brown one's smell we guard the border and we it well but some slip through the of the liberty bell did I say liberty? I meant taco, paco, hey you let that rock go cause in real life Goliath and then sells all the silk that the spins.
I catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. hungry hippocrite. I hate catchy and I'm a hypocrite.
bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, and hoes, bitches, hoes. bitches and hoes exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist, bitches and hoes exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist so take off bras and burn em or you can let me burn em off your bras and burn em, or you can let Bo Burnham burn em.