Wizard of the Hood

One time, the ICP with this shit
For you and your boys to say "Fuck yeah" to
Yo, J, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck

Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me
I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD
Straight passed out on his mother's bed
Seven cans of brew going through my head
Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo
In my dope house, here comes a tornado
Huh, I can't run no where
'Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air

And don't laugh just yet
(And it's blindin' my motherfucking eyes, bet)
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon
'Cuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping

"Oh my, look at the witch
You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"

And they saying that I'm doomed
'Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom
Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay
And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway

We're off to see the wizard
(Sing along, sing along)
We're off to see the wizard

Drop the motherfuckers all the way to Delray
Drop the motherfuckers all the way to Delray

Well, go on motherfucker