Why Don't the Beautiful Cry?

Pretty woman
Blubbing away
Your features all contorted in despair

Mascara running
Been crying all day
But deep down you're delighted
It's unfair

Cos' you got delicious eyes
Why don't the beautiful cry
Is it only in the movies
Never in real life

Why don't the beautiful cry
I wish I wasn't ugly
On the outside

I see you looking
For something to do
To satisfy some superficial need

To make the world think
You're somebody who
Has a heart that might actually bleed

Well, you told yourself a lie
Why don't the beautiful cry
Is it only in the movies
Never in real life

Why don't the beautiful cry
I wish I wasn't ugly
On the outside

But I am
Ugly
Oh yeah

We are all but bubble and squeak
In the frying pan
The frying pan of life

Why don't the beautiful cry
It's only in the movies
Never in real life
Why don't the beautiful cry
When you poke them
Poke them in the eye

But I am
Ugly
Yes I am