Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)

(Kinky Friedman)

Why do you bob your nose, girls, it does not look so nice,
If it' s just to keep in fashion, it's not the Lord's advice.
Well, you mangle Mother Nature and brave the Lord's command
You care about your nose, girls, and reach the Glory Land.

Why do you bob your nose, girls, it's not the thing to do,
Run with that nose and some day the Lord may say to you:
You naughty little booger, you honky tonkin' hose
But at least I'm glad for one thing: you'sll never bob your nose.