Why

(Opening)
Why?
Why?
Why?

(Verse 1:)
Hey Daddy, I smack these hoes!
I stuck my peepee in some Cheerios!
I got a pencil in my nose!
And I beat my diaper everywhere I go!

Like to hop-hop like a bunny!
Poop my pants, and now it's runny!
I go Uh Uh, you think that's funny?
I stuff my diaper with all my money!

(Chorus:)
(Jeffy!) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, don't do that!) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, eat your green beans!) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, don't poop your pants!) Why? Why?

(Bridge?:)
Cat piano solo!

(Meows)

(Jeffy, stop it!)
Why?

(Verse 2:)

Got my helmet on top of my head
Spanked my peepee until it was red!
Eat green beans? I'd rather be dead!
It's 10 o'clock and I'm ready for bed!

(Closing:)
Hey daddy, I just showed you how to poop on the track,
so, uh, I'm going to bed.
I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on, I'm ready for bed