Yo, at a hip-hop club was a I met She was hot you can bet, her body dripped sweat I it to her, and her name was kim She said jet because she was ready for the jim Browski I thee e would front So a real stunt, I rolled the blunt She was ready, I see in her face So we stepped, and right to her place It was fat, she had a crib She offered food, like some ribs I said "no you" not now honey How about some drink, yes gin rummy After that, here and sit down And put on tenderoni by bobbi brown We waste no time, it was to do it Put on some james so we can get into it No kinky stuff, like or handcuffs But when you me please don't be rough I said "listen, I'll be gentle, be very gentle When I'm yoooouuu, when I'm loving yoooouuu So I dipped, I ship Threw in the anchor on the boat tip That's what I get for to be a lover But never a book, by the damm cover I'm not dissing, and I like fishing But time, I want to know who I'm kissing You can call me gay or a But I touch it until I know who's booty
Well I was maxin one day minding my own Talking to on my car telephone When I seen this fly clocking my means of transportation The look in her eye was the of infatuation So I put my car in park, my system down I "excuse me, are you new in town" She said "it's funny you I just got here today" I "yo, you need a lift because I'm going that way" She "my mother always told me not to ride with strangers If I did, than my would be in danger" I said "yeah that's true, but I'm not everyday swinger" To you the truth, I'm a well known singer" Plus I was coolin 40 dog in lap Rings on my fingers my fisherman hat She got in and said "yo I done this before" I had to play my cards right to get my in the door I yeah, my name is parish but they call me md For the way I hold the mic, and mc's She was lost and "you a medical doctor?" I "close but no cigar, I'm the microphone doctor Who performs open surgery, on who are willing Except to try them, I try to kill them" She "ooh that sounds exciting, please tell me more" You mean how we pack concerts and 10 g's or more We pulled up to her house and her moms wasn't And as we got to the door she up the homegrown I was with it, felling nice old e Ready to get busy, and wax a booty We got to her room, it was to max Pulled out the jim hat and the bozak I hit the lights, and was the sack We started doing it, it was hard to the booty was cold kickin like they call me bruce I had to cover my nose, not to the mood Because I know I wasn't but I smelled seafood Smelled like shrimp or lobster, or of the sea And it wasn't worth catching the a-the d-to the s-oh yes The s is for sex And as I at the door, you that move was next But she me close, and said "let's get loose" And out of nowhere I "baby did you do" She said no p, I'm not a swinger I buy that as I smelled my forefinger I was playing myself plus my style was I grabbed my keys and coat, and md camp And as I walked to the door, the got moody I looked her eye to eye and "who's booty?"