Yo, at a hip-hop club was a I met She was hot you can bet, her body dripped sweat I it to her, and her name was kim She said jet because she was ready for the jim Browski I doubt thee e would So a real stunt, I rolled the blunt She was ready, I see in her face So we stepped, and went to her place It was fat, she had a dope She offered food, some barbecue ribs I "no thank you" not now honey How some drink, yes some gin rummy After that, here and sit down And put on tenderoni by bobbi brown We no time, it was time to do it Put on some brown so we can get into it No kinky stuff, like ropes or But when you me please don't be rough I said "listen, be gentle, I'll be very gentle When I'm yoooouuu, when I'm loving yoooouuu So I dipped, I abandoned Threw in the anchor on the boat tip what I get for trying to be a lover But never judge a book, by the cover I'm not dissing, and I like fishing But next time, I to know who I'm kissing You can me gay or a tutti-frutti But I won't touch it until I who's booty
Well I was maxin one day minding my own Talking to on my car telephone When I seen this fly clocking my means of transportation The in her eye was the look of infatuation So I put my car in park, turned my system I "excuse me, are you new in town" She said "it's funny you asked I just got today" I said "yo, you need a lift because I'm that way" She "my mother always told me not to ride with strangers If I did, than my would be in danger" I "yeah that's true, but I'm not you're everyday swinger" To you the truth, I'm a well known singer" Plus I was cold 40 dog in lap Rings on my fingers my fisherman hat She got in and said "yo I never done before" I had to play my right to get my foot in the door I said yeah, my name is parish but call me md For the way I hold the mic, and mc's She was lost and replied "you a doctor?" I said "close but no cigar, I'm the microphone Who performs open surgery, on mc's who are Except to try them, I try to kill them" She said "ooh sounds exciting, please tell me more" You mean how we pack concerts and clock 10 g's or We pulled up to her house and her moms home And as we got to the she sparked up the homegrown I was with it, nice from old e to get busy, and wax a cold booty We got to her room, it was to max Pulled out the jim hat and strapped the I hit the lights, and next was the We started doing it, it was to produce Because the booty was cold kickin they call me bruce I had to cover my nose, not to ruin the Because I know I wasn't but I smelled seafood like shrimp or lobster, or tuna of the sea And it wasn't worth catching the I-the d-to the s-oh yes The s is for sex And as I glanced at the door, you that was next But she pulled me close, and "let's get loose" And out of I yelled "baby did you do" She said no p, cause I'm not a I couldn't buy as I smelled my forefinger I was playing myself my style was cramped I grabbed my keys and coat, and md camp And as I walked to the door, the got moody I looked her eye to eye and "who's booty?"