Yo, at a hip-hop was a girl I met She was hot you can bet, her dripped with sweat I it to her, and her name was kim She said jet because she was ready for the jim Browski I doubt e would front So a real stunt, I rolled the blunt She was ready, I see in her face So we stepped, and right to her place It was fat, she had a dope She food, like some barbecue ribs I said "no thank you" not now How about some drink, yes gin rummy that, come here and sit down And put on tenderoni by mister bobbi We no time, it was time to do it Put on some brown so we can get into it No kinky stuff, ropes or handcuffs But when you love me please don't be I said "listen, be gentle, I'll be very gentle When I'm loving yoooouuu, when I'm yoooouuu So I dipped, I ship Threw in the anchor on the boat tip That's I get for trying to be a lover But never judge a book, by the cover I'm not dissing, and I like fishing But next time, I want to who I'm kissing You can call me gay or a But I won't touch it I know who's booty
Well I was maxin one day minding my own Talking to on my car telephone When I this fly girl clocking my means of transportation The look in her eye was the look of So I put my car in park, turned my down I "excuse me, are you new in town" She said "it's you asked I just got here today" I said "yo, you need a because I'm going that way" She said "my mother always me not to ride with strangers If I did, than my life be in danger" I said "yeah that's true, but I'm not you're swinger" To you the truth, I'm a well known singer" Plus I was coolin 40 dog in lap on my fingers with my fisherman hat She got in and said "yo I done this before" I had to play my cards right to get my foot in the I said yeah, my name is parish but call me md For the way I hold the mic, and slay She was lost and replied "you a doctor?" I said "close but no cigar, I'm the microphone Who open surgery, on mc's who are willing to try same them, I try to kill them" She "ooh that sounds exciting, please tell me more" You mean how we pack and clock 10 g's or more We up to her house and her moms wasn't home And as we got to the door she sparked up the I was with it, felling from old e Ready to get busy, and wax a cold We got to her room, it was to max Pulled out the jim hat and strapped the I hit the lights, and was the sack We started it, it was hard to produce Because the was cold kickin like they call me bruce I had to cover my nose, not to ruin the Because I know I wasn't fishing but I seafood like shrimp or lobster, or tuna of the sea And it wasn't worth catching the a-the I-the the s-oh yes The s is for sex And as I at the door, you that move was next But she pulled me close, and "let's get loose" And out of nowhere I "baby did you do" She said no p, cause I'm not a I buy that as I smelled my forefinger I was playing myself my style was cramped I grabbed my keys and coat, and md broke And as I walked to the door, the girl got I her eye to eye and said "who's booty?"