Who's Been Sleeping Here

What you say girl, you see what is wrong
You, must be jokin', you was led alone
But the butler, the baker, the laughing cavalier
Will tell me now, who's been sleeping here

I wanna know
Tell me baby, who's been sleeping

What you say girl, who'd you see that night
I was doing, doing somethin' right
Oh, the soldier, the sailor and then there's the Three Musketeers
Yes, they'll now tell me now, who's been sleeping here

Did I ever tell you I wanna know
Hey baby, who's been sleeping

Don't you look like, like a Goldilocks, yeah
Must be somewhere, somewhere you can stop
Yes, there's the noseless old newsboy, the old British brigadier
But you'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here

Who's been eating, eating off my plate
Who will tell me, who'll investigate
There's the sergeants, the soldiers, the cruel old grenadiers
But they'll tell me, now, who's been sleeping here

'Cause I wanna know who's been sleeping right here?
Was it your mummy, your daddy, who's been sleeping here?
Was it your auntie, your uncle, who's been sleeping here?
Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend, who's been sleeping here? Alright