Did I hurt your Uh...I'm supposed to be scared now, Yo...I'd like to dedicate this record here To Mr. Mathers' mother, yeah one's for your moms
Here come the One they call All you of Whitey Are all So the real Slim Shady please act up? Get up Get your blacked up With your candy-ass name a candy-ass rapper I'll smack you up, you off like the Clapper Whoever said you was raw, son, lied I know shit I spit on Dialated hurt your pride Screamin' on a how you wish I died But you don't wanna see me on this side You're just a big tough guy, tryin' to act But you won't walk a lobby your bodyguard You ain't pullin' my card, you ain't the train Back in the day, kids you got robbed for they chain to me like a man, with the hands, and get slain Matter of fact, when you see me bitch, gimme some Yo, like that, we could fight, Jack Let's put the mics down, catch a beatdown I get in New York, got fam in L.A. And I you might be the MC that's gay With your blonde Caesar, you look like a ho Like M and M stands for Marilyn 'bout killin' sprees, you ain't like that, yo Makin' of enemies, but that's all for show You punk ecstasy junkie, you of skills Stop ridin' my dill, high on pills Yo, I hope you OD, don't be with me Little bitch need to watch you're sayin' to me shit for shock value, boy, you ain't real Turned hard the day Dre gave you a deal You and sold your soul for some mass appeal Servin' up that d'oeuvre, kid, now eat this meal Instead of worryin' about who you be dissin' You need to worry about who your wifey kissin' Or if you go to prison while doin' your bid look in on your lady and do things for your kid Make her write you lots of letters about the things we did And send you pictures of me all up in your crib That shit about n' Tek? That was a fib First time you met me I showed you in D.C. But you were scared like a pussy your eyes on the floor While your showed me love outside the front door Talkin' 'bout "Yo, whassup, ain't you Whitey I love that song 'What It's Like' and that jam the Lord'" I do this for the money, yo, I do it for fun You might hang around gangstas, but you ain't one And you won't be me with no empty gun 'bout a fag but you a one in drag And you keep your woman from goin' astray Better run and check your kid for DNA I take care of my moms, you get by yours With your corny metaphors about and crack whores a sucker
Word up, for You wanna some shit money, come talkin' with the hands, B I ain't wastin' no more time with you, man, that shit, that's it