When You're Near Me I Have Difficulty

When you're near me, I have difficulty respirating
When you're near me, I have difficulty concentrating
When you're near me, I have difficulty standing upright
When you're near me, I have difficulty sleeping at night

I used to stand proud like a sphinx
In a noble immovable state
And then your heart nailed me under a jinx

Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish
Just a spineless wobbly jellyfish
And it's great, great, so great

When you're near me, I have difficulty respirating
When you're near me, I have difficulty concentrating
When you're near me, I have difficulty standing upright
When you're near me, I have difficulty sleeping at night

I used to stand high like a pine
Just a piece of emotionless wood
And when you put your body near mine

Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish
Just a spineless wobbly jellyfish
And it's good, good, so good

I used to be an iceman, living in iceman town
So I'm warning all you cool, cool icemen
Better be prepared to be melted right down, down

When you're near me, I have difficulty respirating
When you're near me, I have difficulty concentrating
When you're near me, I have difficulty standing upright
When you're near me, I have difficulty sleeping at night

When you're near me, I have difficulty
When you're near me, I have difficulty
When you're near me, I have difficulty
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