When I Stop Drinking

When I stop drinking I hold my head up high,
and everyone will wonder what I'm thinking!
They'll smile and wave whenever I pass by,
That'll be me you all see when I stop drinking!

But tonight I'm trying,
anything that anyone's buying.
Gonna get as wasted as can be!
Tomorrow When I rise,
I'll see the world through sober eyes,
and start being the man I said I'd always be!

When I stop drinking they'll have a big parade,
and give me the key to my hometown.
They'll put me on their shoulders and carry me around,
That'll be me you all see when I stop drinking!

But tonight I'm trying,
anything that anyone's buying.
Gonna get as wasted as can be!
Tomorrow When I rise,
I'll see the world through sober eyes,
and start being the man I said I'd always be!

When I stop drinking I'll run for president,
The whole world will hush when I'm speaking!
I'll solve all their problems and won't charge a cent,
That'll be me you all see when I stop drinking!
That'll be me you all see when I stop drinking!