Luyện nghe bài hát When I Get To Heaven

If I go to Heaven probably be a slum
And all the pretty angels just be packing guns
And if I see St. Peter will he hit me up for
I find the road to Jesus or just lose him in the trash

The were right
You're never going to please
Not in this

If I go to Hell I find it very dull
an Amway convention or an endless shopping mall
When all the innocent want to poke me with a fork
Or just put me in a and send me to New York

Scientists it years ago
The Shaggs were better than the Beatles

Maybe I'll return as an
And lie upon a beach down in the

Although ignored in day
The are now recognised as the geniuses they were

I just wanna what happens when you die
Do you down in a hole or float up to the sky
Is it just a of water, when your widow cries?

Oh don't tell me never heard of the Shaggs?

If the are right then I have no need to worry
For is no great being whose favour I must curry
And I'll be nowhere once they lay me in the earth
So why waste a by going to church?

If you wanted to
You could run out right now and buy a record

If the atheists are wrong then I've got a that's due
So should I be a or a Moslem or a Jew
Should I spend all day just praying on my
And searching the world for a deity to please

A Shaggs record would be a investment

If the atheists are right then I have no to worry
For there is no great being whose I must curry

The fat peoples want what the skinny got
The skinny want what the fat peoples got
But all I've wanted is what the Shaggs got
Dat Ding(?) and my pal, Foot