Luyện nghe bài hát When I Get To Heaven

If I go to Heaven it'll be a slum
And all the angels just might be packing guns
And if I see St. will he hit me up for cash
Will I the road to Jesus or just lose him in the trash

The Shaggs were
never going to please anybody
Not in world

If I go to Hell I find it very dull
Like an Amway convention or an endless shopping
When all the innocent demons want to poke me with a
Or just put me in a taxi and me to New York

Scientists proved it ago
The Shaggs were much better the Beatles

Maybe return as an iguana
And lie upon a down in the Bahamas

Although in their day
The Shaggs are now recognised as the they were

I just know what happens when you die
Do you down in a hole or float up to the sky
Is it just a waste of water, when your cries?

Oh don't tell me you've never of the Shaggs?

If the atheists are right then I no need to worry
For there is no being whose favour I must curry
And I'll be going nowhere once lay me in the earth
So why waste a by going to church?

If you wanted to
You could run out now and buy a Shaggs record

If the atheists are wrong then I've got a that's due
So I be a Christian or a Moslem or a Jew
Should I spend all day just praying on my
And searching through the for a deity to please

A Shaggs record be a sound investment

If the atheists are right I have no need to worry
For is no great being whose favour I must curry

The fat peoples want what the peoples got
The skinny peoples what the fat peoples got
But all I've ever is what the Shaggs got
Dat Ding(?) and my pal, Foot